I dont know if I can take it anymore robots; please reccomend

>>25997622
>wont be too graphic
Carbon Monoxide?

>>25997622
Breathing in Inert gas is the only painless way to die. Sadly most of the shit is government regulated...

>>25998024
>>25998066
any clue on how to get hold of some?

drown yourself in a river/lake

>>25998075
Erm, light a fire?

>>25998075
Carbon monoxide is caused by incomplete combustion / lack of oxygen. So a car running in an enclosed environment will work. Scentless and colourless.

>>25998239
if i manage to score a car to borrow ill stream my suicide for you guys

I want to die but I'm afraid to commit suicide. I pray to gpd and the universe, anything that may listen, every night to release me from the hell of my life. Why can't it just end?

>>25998298
Make sure you have no Carbon Monoxide alarms fitted

What keeps me alive is the fact I persuade myself suicide is the pussy way out and then I continue on into the the depths.

>>25998378
>>25998410
join me robots, surely this is the only way? pure blissful nothingness

>>25998410
the only thing that keeps me alive is the thought that I can soon get more drugs and get the free serotonin so i can pretend to be happy for a few short hours.

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Can be found at your local walmart super centre.

>>25998539
how do i go about suicide with this?

forgive my retardation senapi

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>>25998458
Sorry anon, this is the final ride which I can not embark. May you find your ending peacefully...

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>>25998622
goodluck with your jouney Anon

>>25998570
Breathe it in

>>25998653
through what? a mask or a tube?

>>25998410
what keeps me alive is the fact that I'm too much of a little bitch to do it

how often do you robots cry?

>>25998968
every couple of months. Usually accompanies a mental breakdown and intense laughing at the same time because I cant handle the pain.

>>25998968
Not since I was the pall bearer at my grandfather's funeral six years ago. Everything else has just been quiet wallowing.

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>>25999041
what's your story anon? i'd like to hear it if you want to share it

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>>25997622
>please reccomend me a nice/easy way to kill myself that wont be too graphic for my sister to find.

pls dont

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>>25999153
give me a reason why not Anon, dont you feel like ending the ride sometimes?

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>everyone will be out of the home tomorrow
>resisting the incredible urge to kill myself
>the only single fucking thing stopping me is my mother finding me, she has been through far too much in her life

Soon, OP. Soon.

Jump off of a skyscraper naked

>>25999210
Kill your mom first, so she won;t have to suffer from seeing you dead.

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Iktf OP.
It's one of those days.
I got to sleep now. Maybe I cry a little bit.

>>25998968
Every 2nd day.

>>25998968
i actually find myself crying randomly and quite often these days. not like bawwing or anything but whenever i sit back and even think for a second about how fubar my life is, i do cry a little bit.

>>25999085
Been clinically depressed my entire life, beaten etc
Met Rebecca at about 8 years old
She made life not seem like hell whenever I was with her
We went out for two years and I loved her so much. I was never really happy but she eased the pain.
She was hit by a bus when I was 11.
started getting heavily drunk often
Cut myself pretty often.
Every therapist I saw did nothing and often just made things worse as I realised how fucked up I was and how I don't really deserve to be unhappy

Since I was 10 I've spent my entire life online, browsing 4chan, playing videogames, trying to forget

Addicted to the internet and pain medication while hiding it from my family. Not really hiding because they know, I just keep doing it no matter how many times they ask me not to.
Try to keep up a normie college lifestyle but I just sit alone in the library in all my free time.
/r9k/ is where I find my solace.

Sorry for my complete shit storytelling and spelling have been awake for 50 hours

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>>25999339
She's killing herself slowly, constantly on meds, smoked a pack a day for 35 years, extreme stress, PTSD. She'll be gone soon, then so will I. Probably my dad after me.

>>25999434
Thank you for sharing. I wish I could give you company when you've needed it. I hope your future is brighter than your past

>>25999434
Oh yeah about the breaking down

Last week after months of apathy and no feelings I suddenly exploded. Screaming, crying and cutting up my arms whilst running a bathtub hoping to die. I couldn't stop laughing. I was just cackling to myself as I bled out on the floor. Nobody came to help me. I know they heard me.

>>25998968
Haven't cried except when my cat (best friend) died. Even broke up with a fiance (Normie get out roo) and was not even as close to being upset as when cat died.

>>25999434
>11 years old
>in love
ok anon, nice story though feel better

>>25999471
Thank you anon. it means a lot, really. I hope you get happy as well, for the little its worth

I'm ugly, have a mediocre at best penis, shrill-voiced, criollo fly socially anxious, and two weeks away from turning thirty. I've had one "relationship" that lasted a whole three months but have otherwise been met with nothing but rejection from women. The only solace I find is in tabletop games when I can pretend to be someone who is better than myself. All attempts at bettering myself have been met with failure. I yearn for death. And it never comes.

>>25999698
why not end it yourself?

>>25997622
Write up a note

shoot up a lethal dose of heroine.

Lay down in your bed listening to your favorite song with a smile on your face.

>>25999747
that sounds so peaceful

>>25999745
Because I have too much of an ego. Though when I was misdiagnosed with HIV I was thinking of slitting my wrists and doing a moonsault twist off a skyscraper.

OP signing out, i'll see you guys again someday

>>25999941
Before you leave, I saved a method that might work better than helium or carbon monoxide, nitrogen. I'll see you soon, I plan to kill myself before the end of this month

Order a vast quantity of powerful CNS depressants on the internet, a tank of nitrogen (helium is usually adulterated), set up an exit bag, take the drugs, wait for them to start to kick in, then use the exit bag, and after a few deep inhales it's lights out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY5ysgqMMPE


http://www.amazon.com/Nitrogen-Gas-Tank-Cubic-Steel/dp/B00BMVV8S4

>>25998539
Balloon Time tanks are mixed with oxygen, avoid at all costs.

>>26000593
Why are you taking the drugs? The exit bag will kill you quickly and painlessly (IF USED PROPERLY)

If anything you should be conscious and aware in case anything goes wrong (like, you experience the suffocating sensation) and you have to abort.

>>25999210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw

"Please tell mom this is not her fault"

>>25999941
sleep forever robot

>>26000593
I would do nitrogen but I've heard that it doesn't disperse in air as easily as helium, and I'm afraid it would be bad for anyone else in my house.

>>25997622
Oxycontin overdose.

>>26000757
Alternatively, heroin overdose

>>26000656
Huh true, I'll make that edit then
>>26000745
Open a window or something? You're wearing a mask so an open window won't affect you

>>26000790
To me, it'd seem that Oxycontin would be easier to get ahold of.

>>25997622
Find the love of your life and abandon her.
The regret will kill you every waking moment of every day.

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>>26001091
There's always this nigger.

>>25998378

Become a hobo and ride the rails.
If you believe life has lost meaning, you have lost inhibition and can go anywhere and do anything. Take advantage of it

>>26000939
but it's the middle of winter ;_;

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>>25999494
>I know they heard me.

I know they did..

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Like this image.

Make sure the pressure somewhat matches your breathing so it is quicker and comfortable.

Good luck.

>>26001236
Do you want to wait till it gets warmer? I guess you can do it outside, somewhere isolated, if you can bear the cold

>>26001319
For the love of god, if you're serious about doing this, do your research.

Don't rely on memes to inform you. This method takes preparation.

It can be painless and quick IF DONE RIGHT. Non-breather masks are less effective than hoods because they can leak air, which will slow down dying time at best or cause you to have that suffocation sensation at worst.

You have to be fucking careful or else you'll end up brain dead, or dying traumatically and relatively slowly. Whether that's a risk worth taking is up to you.

>>26001384
Nah it's gotta be soon as possible, so I think I'm going to look for pure helium in industrial tanks. Dying outside would be nice if it were temperate, though.

>>26001455
It's harder to find pure helium nowadays, since the normies are onto us, they mix it with 02. If you do find some, tell us please. I plan to simply lie down on the railroad tracks, if that doesn't work out then I'll shill out the cash for some gas. My deadline is this week, but I haven't even finished my suicide not yet....

>>25997622
op literally any way you kill yourself will fuck up your sister/family for life
i've been in groups with people who've lost family members to suicide, it's maybe the most damaging thing you can do

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>>25997622
go somewhere away from the house asshole. save your sister the gore show.

>>26001513
>I plan to simply lie down on the railroad tracks

Holy fuck dude don't do that, sounds painful and scary as hell. Plus you'll be putting some strangers through misery for cleaning up your bloody mess.

>captcha asks for "business fronts"
>click churches
hehe

>>26001590
Depends on how you rest, plan just to let the train decapitate me, get some autism points. It might traumatize some, but ehhhhh..... At this point I don't really care, I just want out, maybe the trauma would be a slight payback of sorts for how this world has treated me. I don't really want to buy equipment

>>26001148
>If you believe life has lost meaning, you have lost inhibition and can go anywhere and do anything. Take advantage of it
I'm using drugs, drinking, fucking whores and got a tattoo

Next item in the bucket list is learning how to ride a motorcycle

There is not a single day in which I don't want to die

>>26001780
If you say so, the thought just makes me cringe. Does it have to be so soon? Why not hold off until you can do it comfortably?

>>26001888
February my family wants me to try to get back into education with tutoring and such, so I can go back to a different uni, close to home, where that can monitor. They won't let me seek professional help since they don't think I have any problems, that I just couldn't handle uni life on my own, that im just a vidya addict. My grandma dumped out my pills and my mom wont let me prescribe more. The future is too unknown for me, and since I have no motivation in what to do with life, I just want it to end. Life is like a dark room, and I have no flashlight.

>>26002154
Shit man. Is it impossible for you to level with them about how fucked you are without any help?

>>26002471
Probably my dad, but my mom is a conservative christian, so that's gonna be a bit harder. Also my lack of social skills shine when I'm trying to talk to them. I really can't, its hard for me to have a normal discussion with them, either I get sick of the ignorance, or I just can't bring myself to express my views. I'm too passive, I've never developed how to communicate property in order not to get pushed around. I might try, I have a psych and counseling meeting this week (I think), if I can't talk to them, maybe they can

>>26001148
>Become a hobo and ride the rails.
Unless you're well experienced in this, don't. You WILL get your ass kicked and possibly murdered for whatever you might have or just for fun.

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>>25999191

I won't have anyone else to talk to if you kill yourself robot

;__;

>>26002735
Is it even possible not to get caught riding nowadays? I thought train hoboing was dead.

Get a motorcycle.
A fast one.
Feel the thrill
The adrenaline
Being close to death.
That may give you at least a little push to get going.

>>25997622
overdose on DXM. You'll either die in the best trip ever or live to tell everyone about it. It's a win/win.