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>Bernie Sanders didn't go to prom
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>Bernie Sanders didn't go to prom

is he a robot?
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No politician can be robot.
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>>25989868
Let's put it another way: Is Bernie Sanders as close to a robot a politician can be?
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>>25989844
Nigga so old, he probably couldn't go because it was his turn to tend to the tribal campfire.
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>tfw went but it completely backfired

not sure which is worse
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>>25989868
> implying Hitler was not a Robot
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>>25990634
Hitler was a mech, such a huge robot that he could mandate a woman to fuck him
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>>25989868
He's close.
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>>25990611
>went with a girl
>Super excited
>paid for our tickets and share of a limo
>she ditches me and fucks with chad as soon as we finish dinner
>sit alone all night
The most fucked up part was she pretty much asked me so I figured she at least didnt hate me
That was 5 years ago and I still haven't recovered
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>tfw hitler was literally pepe

FUCKING JEWS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>25990695
holy shit, mine didn't go that wrong
i asked her and then she was bitchy and didn't want to dance with me the whole time
she got so bored that she started to fold origami
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>>25989844
He was a nu-male when he was younger, so no.

Also, free shit lmao tax the rich trillions of dollars free tuition yay.

He's an SJW faggot who doesn't know basic economics. That ruins his robothood even more desu.
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>>25989844
wtf I thought it was a normal thing to not go to your prom? Not just an /r9k/ thing?
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>>25990723
>I hate global elite Jews
>but don't tax them

not even a Sandersfag, but why would you not want to fuck over the rich?
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>>25990743
It's fairly common. What's even more common is to have gone and absolutely hated it, so go figure.
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>>25990634
One of the most charismatic speakers to have ever lived is a robot. Sure thing, buddy.

>>25990680
Plenty of normies are cucks. He's just one of them.
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>>25990746
THey cerate jobs
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>>25990746
It's not that they shouldn't be taxed, its just that they shouldn't be taxed to the point where they want to leave the country or they have to lay off a fuck ton of workers.
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No, he's a cuck
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>>25990782
>>25990795
is there any way out of this vicious cycle? feels bad that we can't really oppose them
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>>25991461
Friendly fascism is a non degenerate wing of the alt-right that supports traditionalism but opposes international jewery
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>>25991654
but how would it be implemented?
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>>25990659
>Hitler was a mech
This. See attached photo for proof.
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>>25991678
A clean slate
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>>25989844
Bernie was a real cool kid in school, and managed to get married by 23

He probably thought prom was too conformist
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>>25990589
He's only four years older than Trump. And honestly, given Trump's weight, Bernie Sanders might be healthier.
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>>25991691
I knew someone would post this. Hell yeah.
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>tfw he's our next pres
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>>25991839
>implying Hillary won't smear him somehow
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>>25990634
Hitler was a crazy retard, not a robot.
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>>25989844
For a Jew, he really doesn't know all that much about money or how the economy works.
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>>25990772
>I have never read a biography on Hitler 2 :reloaded
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>>25991710
Is he Jewish?
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>>25991859
>implying Hillary will have time with trying to carefully manage and control her persona and 2-3 major scandals
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>>25989844
>is he a robot?
he's autismally dedicated to the muh tax the rich program, and not much else
no hobbies no small talk no nothing
he has friends with some career politicians in the GOP, because they share a common hobby they can bond over - tirelessly advancing a minority interest in government - and he doesn't cling to the divisive culture war markers of leftism
but fuck if he ever talks anything but shop with them
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literally NEET paradise if he wins
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>>25992230
have you even heard him speak
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>>25992499
Not if mummy and daddy are being taxed up the ass. Somebody has to pay for all those gibmedatz after all.
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>>25992570
>not wanting the government to forcibly redistribute the tendie money
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>>25992499
>>25992626
Fuck off filthy commies, try working for a living cry babies.
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>>25992851
but i don't wanna

i'm not qualified for anything other than a mcjob and even those are difficult to get where i am
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>>25991869
What do you think a robot is normalfag? It's not just "le introverted nice guy". I don't care what your political beliefs are, if you got rejected from art school and stayed up all night watching films while having no jobs you sound like a robot to me. Craziness is part and parcel of being a robot.
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>>25992893
>I don't wanna
Who gives a fuck, do you think everyone who has a job loves it and wants to go?

>muh qualifications
Get some, how hard can it be to go back to college, or even just get a drivers licence and be a pizza delivery boy if you don't wanna work at mcdonalds.
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>>25992851
But I've had a job since I was 16 faggot. I'm a socialist, now a commie.
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