Christ my parents are so annoying how do I make them fuck off
>they wake up early as fuck
>do the same shit every day
>they make a ton of noise and sit downstairs shouting not caring if I'm sleeping or anything
>my dad goes over to the fucking wood stove every single morning
>just hear a really loud creek noise and he starts smacking it
>they refuse to just have cereal and a piece of toast in the morning
>they have to cook all these intricate meals and sit downstairs smashing pots and pans got an hour
>entire room smells like nasty burning eggs and shit and I can't do back to sleep
>they stay up until like 3 am and somehow wake up at like 8 and do this shit
>they both cook eggs so the smell is there for literally hours
>they run up and down the stairs shouting and slamming shit
>even if i tell them I'm sick and need rest they tell me to fuck off
>the kitchen is right under me so I hear
>oven starting click click click click click
>microwave door slam
>beep beep beep
>microwave door slam
>pots and pans slamming
>beep beep beep
I just want them dead. That is literally my only wish in this world. I just want to wake up one day and have them be dead and the house actually be quiet
You sound like my downstairs neighbor that called the police on me so many times for "walking too loud" and then never bothered me again when I threatened to sue him for harassment and he thought I was rich and could fuck him in court XD
Wake up earlier you fat slovenly pig, maybe you can have some of them eggs.
Ok so here's the plan:
>at 6am wake up with pots and pans and start smashing them together
>wake your parents up
>"wakey wakey eggs and bakey" screamed repeatedly
>go back to bed
i know how instrusive parents are like but fuck man
i should have gotten those good earbuds earlier but in your case i don't think its gonna help
source: i have 2 kindergardens just below my window (would probably devalue our house for like 300k but my parents rather not mention it
well if you work at a not dead end, wageslave job, you can afford that. you could also save quite a bit while living at home and working. i saved over 7 grand in 6 months when i was living with my parents.
ear plugs and ear protectors, I wear them all the time, even in public, Stacy's brown baby starts screaming insanely in the supermarket, no problem, Chad mutters an insult, didn't hear him, can't hear Tyrone and Jamal's mixtape blasting, can't hear the neighbors screaming at each other, nothing distracts my autistic mind, I can think clearly, I am less stressed, IRL seems a little more like a video game or something
you do have control over the last remaining conduit between your mind and the normies
I know but that nasty burnt egg smell lingers in my room for like 2 or 3 hours and it smells so strong
Leave it to my parents to ruin the last conduit I have to escape from their tyranny
why your parents burning eggs like that?
how many fucking eggs do they even eat? you only eat 1-2 eggs as a side dish and even scrambled eggs don't take too much preparation
maybe in 5 years they will die anyway out of heart attack, eggs have tons of cholesterol in them,doctors even recommend not eating more than 1 a day
Don't listen to the "le moveout le job XD" normies. For the noise, get earplugs. For the smell, you could try stuffing something under your door, burning incense, or one of those bathroom sprays.
Get low wage job, find roommates, work on your career so you can find employment that will allow you to get your own place at some point. I mean you whine about your parents getting on your nerves but imagine how they feel having an able-bodied man that won't leave their house and make his own life when their own are coming to an end.