Reminder that if you have a big dick and you complain about being lonely, you're no different from the fucking fembots. You don't have to be scared of intimacy like us dicklets. You can literally just whip out or mention your dick and you'll get women swarming to you because you can satisfy them. And fuck all of you who are smug about your big dicks. We can't help our fucking genetics!
>le boohoo i have cervix issues with my gf DXXXX le boohoo
Anyone with a 7 inch+ dick deserves to be castrated.
yes and i feel pathetic because i have a small penis.
Society openly shows disdain for people with small dicks and seems to idolise people with big dicks, despite big penises being hereditary and can't be achieved through hard work. I hate how hypocritical society is.
>tfw women are only interested in me because they think i have a big dick
>tfw i actually fit the stereotype, but don't want to be a walking fetish
society also idolizes genital mutilation. i still feel extremely parthetic for being circumcised and have severe PTSD from the circumcision and other things that happened related to it
Just mention the size of your dick and girls will be interested, dude. It doesn't matter how ugly you are.
But is in this case. Women want larger dicks. I'm scared of intimacy because I don't live up to society's unrealistic fucking standards!
>But is in this case.
yeah, you feel especially comfortable and not insecure about it when the circumcision was performed when you were too young to understand but young enough for it to be burned forever into your memory, without anaesthetization and you basically studied dicks and are fully aware of the fact that circumcised penises are objectively inferior to uncircumcised penis. feels great.
no seriously, I'd rather want to have a small uncut dick.
FUCK YEA what the fuck is this shit about...... they are all fucking normies they ruined this shit they are bringing shame to our great lord Elliot.
they all must fucking die.
>she measures it from the balls which adds an extra inch
shouldn't this be the standard though? measuring it to the pubic bone is gonna give incorrect results because there is probably fat obstructing it.
and six inches isn't bad anyway!
not whip out per se but merely mentioning your big dick will make girls curious. and you're inherently better than a lonely guy with a small penis which is enough reason for me to hate you.
>measuring it to the pubic bone is gonna give incorrect results because there is probably fat obstructing it.
That's why you push the measuring tape to the bone. You have to some obese motherfucked to not be able to do that.
When i push down into my pubic fat it adds around 0.5 inches of length, as opposed to a full inch when measured from the balls. So even if i might be 6.5 potentially, i only have 6 inches of actual usable length. Not sure if every guy/guys gf is as honest to themselves about it as i am, maybe that is why everyone claims to have a 7 incher and the guys with 5 or 6 inches are the one actually measuring the correct way without sugarcoating it.
introduce yourself to a girl and maybe make flirtatious suggestions that your dick is large. Oh and your skinnyfat? That means you've probably got an inch or two of length to gain! Why did i have to be cursed with a small dick?
they can still fuck a dicklet, the point is berating someone because they're better off than you in a specific way that doesnt really benefit them in the reason they're alone is dumb
I'm not entirely convinced that women will ignore your disgusting face and awkward personality just because you pack a sledgehammer.
For me it's the opposite. Being a handsome looking guy with a baby dick isn't all that great either.
>make flirtatious suggestions that your dick is large
lmao fuck outta here faggot that's on-the-dot average, not meme average like 7 or pooinloo studies that say its 5
Largest I've been able to get mine is 7x6.2 inches bone pressed and I can probably get it bigger through penis exercises. I'll think I'll be fine.
7.75 x 5.25 bonepressed
literally doesnt matter because I have such low selfconfidence/worth that i am unattractive to most girls.
grew up being a small guy who hit puberty late. fat-kid syndrome has just stuck with me.
Doesn't work like that, son. Not everything is black or white.
No you won't. Big dicks aren't that uncommon, women can afford to say "You've got a big dick but guess what, you're still a manlet/not swole/not rich" because they CAN often have their cake and eat it too.
>this is what dicklets actually believe
six inches is average. and havent you heard, average means undesirable to women.
average everything, m8. average job means youre shit, average social life means youre shit, average car/apartment/etc = shit.
when even the average roastie has 7+/10 guys chasing after, you cant afford to be average in any facet, including cock size.
>when even the average roastie has 7+/10 guys chasing after, you cant afford to be average in any facet, including cock size.
averagefag here, that's not true. you just need some mates who you go to the club with and you change roles every evening where each of you gets to be the "alpha male" once and that one will most likely get laid. we do this all the time and whenever i get to play the alpha male i always get laid. of course the better looking ones have it easier but it still works.
just go out more you sperg and actually fucking try it.
Have you seen this guy?
Funny as fuck. 1/3 the size of a normal man yet isn't scared of fucking anyone.
Wish I knew what they were saying in the videos though.
>also a 5'10" Dutch manlet
>also halfblack mulatto
It used to bother me a lot, but not any more. It's not like I can change the size, height nor skin tone.
This will be disregarded:As opposed to what /r9k1/ wants to believe, for plenty of women (bar the typical barsluts, one-night-stand-only women, and stereotypical Staceys) being roughly average in things could still very well suffice, provided you have personality traits (yeah, I know) that fit said woman's preference.
I get the idea of wanting to be the very best in everything possible so you'll be the first and only pick ever for any and all women out there, but that's simply not obtainable.
Improving actual improvable traits and specs is all you can do; dwelling on the unchangeable things or worrying about what shallow people who only focus on said unchangeables may think of you, won't improve your life's quality.
Coincidentally my social success skyrocketed once I stopped caring so much about things I can't change, losing the insecurity it caused and whatnot.
How I found /r9k/
>looking on /b/ for porn threads
>there weren't any
>think there may be some here as I had heard it referred to a more tame /b/
>find this thread
The rest is history. Btw, those 2 lines have got me flying
Ok, for realsies this time.
No I can't, you fucking autist. It isn't like how when women have big tits everyone knows. If you whip out your dick, you'll go to jail. I can't just tell them it's big either because small dicked liars like you have ruined it for all of us.
>shit body and face