Reminder that if you have a big dick and you complain about being

what good is my 6.8 inch dick when no one but me and my doctor ever sees it?

>>25987988
you aren't a virgin because of your small penis, youre a virgin because you're pathetic

>tfw 6.5"x5.1" dick at the absolute hardest.
>tfw dutch and the average size is 6.3x5.3"

>>25988128
yes and i feel pathetic because i have a small penis.
Society openly shows disdain for people with small dicks and seems to idolise people with big dicks, despite big penises being hereditary and can't be achieved through hard work. I hate how hypocritical society is.

>just whip out your dick

Yeah, that'll work out.

>>25988179
N E D E R L U L

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>tfw black
>tfw women are only interested in me because they think i have a big dick
>tfw i actually fit the stereotype, but don't want to be a walking fetish

Just jelq, bro. I've tried it and it's taken a while. but i'm getting small but noticeable results.

>>25988264

J W Z
W
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>>25988304
Enjoy your big cock that wont stay hard

>>25987988
>hur dur le grass is always greener on the other side

also, a big cut cock isn't worth more than a small uncut dick

>>25988356
As opposed to having a small cock that barely works anyway? I'll take my chances m8

>>25988356

There's no point in even having a dick if it's not big.

>>25988225
society also idolizes genital mutilation. i still feel extremely parthetic for being circumcised and have severe PTSD from the circumcision and other things that happened related to it

Well, I might have a big dick but that doesn't make me less ugly or repulsive. What's the fucking point in having a good dick when no girl will likely ever see it Irl?

>>25988413
>MUH FORESKIN
>MUH HUMAN RIGHTS

>>25988438
Just mention the size of your dick and girls will be interested, dude. It doesn't matter how ugly you are.
>>25988399
But is in this case. Women want larger dicks. I'm scared of intimacy because I don't live up to society's unrealistic fucking standards!

>>25988287
At least you fit it.

>tfw 5inch black peen.

>>25988498
>But is in this case.
yeah, you feel especially comfortable and not insecure about it when the circumcision was performed when you were too young to understand but young enough for it to be burned forever into your memory, without anaesthetization and you basically studied dicks and are fully aware of the fact that circumcised penises are objectively inferior to uncircumcised penis. feels great.

no seriously, I'd rather want to have a small uncut dick.

>>25988413
>PTSD from the circumcision
lolwut? doesn't that happen when you're a kid? you'd have to have total recall to be traumatised by that...

>>25988543
see>>25988540

>inb4 HURRRR DURRRRR
no I'm not a muslim, jew or anything, neither was my circumcision done for religious reasons

>>25987988
FUCK YEA what the fuck is this shit about...... they are all fucking normies they ruined this shit they are bringing shame to our great lord Elliot.
fucking normies....
they all must fucking die.

>mfw my dick is 6 inches
>mfw girls think its 7

You guys are pathetic. You DO realize that when a girl measures a dick she measures it from the balls which adds an extra inch, right?

>>25988179
>tfw Dutch with a 5.3"x3.5" pecker
>tfw Dutch and 5'7" tall
Maak me koud familia

>>25988614
Godverdomme nog aan toe

>>25987988
>You can literally just whip out or mention your dick and you'll get women swarming to you because you can satisfy them
As a lonely guy with a huge dick FUCK YOU

>>25988594
>she measures it from the balls which adds an extra inch
shouldn't this be the standard though? measuring it to the pubic bone is gonna give incorrect results because there is probably fat obstructing it.
and six inches isn't bad anyway!

>>25988642
Whore yourself out on cam.

>>25988642
not whip out per se but merely mentioning your big dick will make girls curious. and you're inherently better than a lonely guy with a small penis which is enough reason for me to hate you.

>>25988650
>measuring it to the pubic bone is gonna give incorrect results because there is probably fat obstructing it.
That's why you push the measuring tape to the bone. You have to some obese motherfucked to not be able to do that.

>>25988650
When i push down into my pubic fat it adds around 0.5 inches of length, as opposed to a full inch when measured from the balls. So even if i might be 6.5 potentially, i only have 6 inches of actual usable length. Not sure if every guy/guys gf is as honest to themselves about it as i am, maybe that is why everyone claims to have a 7 incher and the guys with 5 or 6 inches are the one actually measuring the correct way without sugarcoating it.

>>25988650
That's why you push the ruler in until it hits the pubic bone. That's the whole point of a 'bone pressed' measurement.

>>25988704
thats like me saying anybody without a deformity is a fembot because they can easily take off their clothes

>>25988693
>Whore yourself out on cam.
I'm skinnyfat, nobody will pay money to see me play with my dick.

>>25988704
>mentioning your big dick
How is that going to work exactly?

>>25987988
6.7x5.5 but that doesnt matter if i'm anti-social

>>25988727
They can though fuck you.
Women have the easiest mode, it's fucking tutorial mode but permanent.

>>25988742
introduce yourself to a girl and maybe make flirtatious suggestions that your dick is large. Oh and your skinnyfat? That means you've probably got an inch or two of length to gain! Why did i have to be cursed with a small dick?

>>25988782
they can still fuck a dicklet, the point is berating someone because they're better off than you in a specific way that doesnt really benefit them in the reason they're alone is dumb

>>25988287
why are all black dicks, even average sized ones, called BBC?

I'm not entirely convinced that women will ignore your disgusting face and awkward personality just because you pack a sledgehammer.

For me it's the opposite. Being a handsome looking guy with a baby dick isn't all that great either.

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>>25988796
>make flirtatious suggestions that your dick is large

>>25988872
How big is that baby dick?

>>25988920
Just 6 inches in length and 5 inches in curcumference

>>25988955
that's not a baby dick you fucking faggot!
my 5X4.5incher is a baby dick!

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>>25988955
lmao fuck outta here faggot that's on-the-dot average, not meme average like 7 or pooinloo studies that say its 5

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Largest I've been able to get mine is 7x6.2 inches bone pressed and I can probably get it bigger through penis exercises. I'll think I'll be fine.

>7x6.5
>speech impediment and ugly

It cancels it out

7.75 x 5.25 bonepressed

literally doesnt matter because I have such low selfconfidence/worth that i am unattractive to most girls.

grew up being a small guy who hit puberty late. fat-kid syndrome has just stuck with me.

>>25987988
I have a big dick... But, it has a giant mole on it. Even when the opportunity for sex has arisen I've backed out because of it.

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Doesn't work like that, son. Not everything is black or white.

>tall, white, and attractive
>autistic dicklet

This is truly hell.

>>25990054
UNDERAGEB&

FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY IS THIS BOARD FULL OF FUCKING 16 YEAR OLDS

>>25987988
No you won't. Big dicks aren't that uncommon, women can afford to say "You've got a big dick but guess what, you're still a manlet/not swole/not rich" because they CAN often have their cake and eat it too.

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>>25988650
>this is what dicklets actually believe
six inches is average. and havent you heard, average means undesirable to women.

>>25990468
I'm 24 mayne. I just look young.

>>25990564
> average means undesirable to women.
average looks.

>>25990588
average everything, m8. average job means youre shit, average social life means youre shit, average car/apartment/etc = shit.

when even the average roastie has 7+/10 guys chasing after, you cant afford to be average in any facet, including cock size.

>>25990668
>average everything, m8.
did you even read through the picture lad? it's about perception of looks only.

>>25990668
>when even the average roastie has 7+/10 guys chasing after, you cant afford to be average in any facet, including cock size.
averagefag here, that's not true. you just need some mates who you go to the club with and you change roles every evening where each of you gets to be the "alpha male" once and that one will most likely get laid. we do this all the time and whenever i get to play the alpha male i always get laid. of course the better looking ones have it easier but it still works.

just go out more you sperg and actually fucking try it.

Don't have a small dick but I have vitiligo spots all over my dick so it looks pretty weird. No idea how someone would react to seeing it

femanon here

to me, cut or uncut is a way bigger deal than size. a average sized (6 inch) uncut dick has felt better in my pussy than any cut cock no matter if smaller or bigger.

>>25990468
ever heard of babyface? It's a common affliction
>>25990564
>>25990668
ow the edge

Have you seen this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgi5d7XsgY

Funny as fuck. 1/3 the size of a normal man yet isn't scared of fucking anyone.

Wish I knew what they were saying in the videos though.

>>25991573
not only his face but his entire body you fuck

>>25988179
>tfw 6.3"x5.5"
>tfw Dutch
>also a 5'10" Dutch manlet
>also halfblack mulatto
It used to bother me a lot, but not any more. It's not like I can change the size, height nor skin tone.
This will be disregarded: As opposed to what /r9k1/ wants to believe, for plenty of women (bar the typical barsluts, one-night-stand-only women, and stereotypical Staceys) being roughly average in things could still very well suffice, provided you have personality traits (yeah, I know) that fit said woman's preference.
I get the idea of wanting to be the very best in everything possible so you'll be the first and only pick ever for any and all women out there, but that's simply not obtainable.
Improving actual improvable traits and specs is all you can do; dwelling on the unchangeable things or worrying about what shallow people who only focus on said unchangeables may think of you, won't improve your life's quality.

Coincidentally my social success skyrocketed once I stopped caring so much about things I can't change, losing the insecurity it caused and whatnot.

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SEE YOU GUYS IN SPACE.

>>25991980
fuck off normie pleb

>>25992004
How I found /r9k/

>looking on /b/ for porn threads
>there weren't any
>think there may be some here as I had heard it referred to a more tame /b/
>be Brit
>find this thread

The rest is history. Btw, those 2 lines have got me flying

>>25991723
>1/3 the size of a normal man yet isn't scared of fucking anyone.
it's cause he's got nothing to lose. bit sad.

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>>25991980
>>25992004
Ok, for realsies this time.

>>25992280
MAJOR KEY ALERT

This thread is

DEAD
E
A
D

I did it, it took a couple months but my normie plan of devastation succeeded.

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>>25987988
No I can't, you fucking autist. It isn't like how when women have big tits everyone knows. If you whip out your dick, you'll go to jail. I can't just tell them it's big either because small dicked liars like you have ruined it for all of us.

>shit body and face
>massive cock

Shit sucks.

>>25993438
Mention the size of your dick online and you'll get laid. easy as 3.14.

>>25990054
Yummy

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