>there are people on this board right now who are over 25

>>25987785
Yes and it is not a choice made by myself. Society rejected me as a human being.

>>25987812

Do you lift weights?
Do you any hobbies outside of your room?
Do you follow basic grooming guidelines like showering once per day, go to the hairdresser etc.?
Do you wear fashionable clothes that fit to your personality?

Getting laid is so easy.

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>>25987875
>this is what normies actually believe is enough
If only

>>25987926

It worked for me.
Was an introvert shut in anime faggot until 21 years old.
Changed exactly these things and go laid when 23 years old and never looked back.
Several one night stands and 3 girlfriends followed.

>>25987948
I'm a 20 year old anime faggot. KHV too.
When I turn 21, I do the same.
Thank you based anon! I still have one year of enjoying my anime.

>>25987875
>Do you lift weights?
No but I'm not fat
>Do you have any hobbies outside of your room?
Does playing tennis count? Apart Form this I only read, play Video games and learn
>Do you follow basic grooming guidelines like showering once per day, go to the hairdresser etc.?
Yes
>Do you wear fashionable clothes that fit to your personality?
Yes

Shouldn't this be enough to get an average looking gf? If yes, how?

>>25987875
Lol, take a look at this normie. They actually think that is only what is needed to get laid.

>>25988008
>If yes, how?

Either approach women, or don't sperg out the few times that you actually get approached. Even when a woman does show interest, as the man you are supposed to be the one to make a move.

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>>25988103
>as the man you are supposed to be the one to make a move.
WHy do we live in this twisted world?

>>25987875
It doesn't work that way man, I'm sorry to tell you

>>25987948
Good for you, too bad it made no change whatsoever for me.
Still, you won't know how it works out unless you try.

>>25988103
Even when a woman does show interest, as the man you are supposed to be the one to make a move
this is so true

>she shows interest
>now it's my turn to make a move
>too scared because I'm a NEET fuckup

haven't talked to her in two months, I guess it's over

>>25988134
>WHy do we live in this twisted world?

It is not too bad, anon. At least if you're not a complete sperg like I used to be. I swear to God, I was sitting once next to a girl on a bench for hours and we just talked away. Now I know that all she wanted was that I shoved my tongue down her throat. But as inexperienced sperglord I just couldn't read the signs. And many girls would rather die than taking the first step.

>>25988103
if they still need to approach why did you bother with this shit >>25987875

>>25988215
This is coming from two different posters. But if you're good-looking and/or appear as if you got your shit together, you'll have better chances of a girl reacting positively to your approaching.

>>25988215
So that you feel better about yourself.
Also fun.

>>25988103
But how do I make the first move? I have met girls who might be interested in me but I'm too scared to talk to them all the time

I'm only 24. There's still time for me yet.

>>25987785
yes and it hurts a lot

>>25988328
>But how do I make the first move?

I'm not a player or anything. But if you're already on talking terms, try flirting a little bit and see if she flirts back. Smiling is key.

If you like her aske her out. Don't make it a big deal. When you're talking, just wait for the right moment and bring up doing something together, preferably just the tow of you (aka a date).

If you manage to get a date or if you cross her path at party or meet-up etc. Again try flirting and see how she reacts to your being physical with her. If the situation allows for it then touch her hand, shoulder, take her in your arm etc. and see how she reacts. If the situation doesn't allow for something like that, e.g. because your at a meet-up with many other people and can't get away from them, you can sit down close to her (like really close) and see if she immediately moves away from you, or stays close etc.

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>>25988103
>tfw you think a girl is interested in you but your experience tells you that there is no way she could be

>>25988431
so much work

I think I'll stay khv

>>25988431
Thanks, thats better than most normie advice I've found online

I'm 18 KHV and I already feel lost
I can't imagine how the master wizards deal with it

>>25988639
They either accept their fate or continue to tell themselves that it will change soon.

>not embracing the far superior and more natural boypussy.
>not having manlove
>not having a qt bear boyfriend powerbottom

Get with the times, robot.

>>25988795
>continue to tell themselves that it will change soon.
shit, that's what I've been doing my entire life

>>25988817
Iktf.
Instead of trying to change myself, I just thought that I had been unlucky so far.

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>tfw 24 years old and have never had a dick penetrate my vagina.
>tfw I saw a dick once when I was 22 and only got as far as trying to jerk him off, he had to finish himself

why is it that the amount of cum a guy shoots out is different so much? like sometimes in porn its like three little drops, other times its like a fire hose.

>>25989021
most pornstars don't even feel nothing when they do the cumshot, they are screaming for the force of the habit, cause they probably came 12x that day

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>>25989021

Depends on how frequently he wanks.

>tfw you jerk till a dull orgasm and virtually no spunk

>>25989021
>inb4 your 20 mandatory (you)s

Content filled post coming through

The most human natural thing to do is breathe and think.

>>25987948
You still have to approach girls faggot. They don't just fall in your lap. Many guys here have issues simply even talking to a girl in anyway. Nothing is easy about approaching a random girl unless you are a alpha male.

>>25989527
This.
Men unfortunately always have to be the ones leading.

I wonder if this is because women are lazy and don't want to do anything by themselves or if they're just pussies who don't want their princess ego shattered from rejection?

>>25990062
Your average woman is no different form the average guy on r9k. They simply fail to assume the other gender's perspective. Most think that the clear signs that they sent should be enough for men to act on. If you don't make a move, they assume you're simply not interested enough.