Oi I need the quickest way to endy life via aterial cutting since its the only option available to me. I was thinking carotid as the go to, but even then its gonna be guesswork. He'll me die bros.
Irreversible is a terrible pretentious movie hyped by rape fetishists and teenagers.
That being said, I feel like shit too and want to die. Want to just participate in some superficial cutting with me and then we can cry together about how shit our lives are before eating some left over hotdogs and off brand ketchup?
It requires aim or balls. Just cut your femoral artery and be done with it. Do it right, odds are not even EMTs could save you even if they were in the room when you did it. One good cut and approx 50 seconds later it's no tears, just dreams now.
I agree. It's messy as fuck, seeing all that blood might cause you to panic/regret it (despite the blood loss), and just like when holding your breath under water, you know those few minutes can go on excruciatingly long.
>you don't take the aspirin for the pain, but to prevent coagulation
It's nothing like drowning. You don't feel desperation, pain, or terror. You just feel weak and airy. It feels peaceful, a little like being very tired and finally getting into your bed. Well, until you wake up in a hospital bed. Fucking flatmates. You might feel tingly and see things. If someone fucks it up for you and you survive, the time won't seem right. You won't be conscious for long after you make the cut, but it seems like quite a long time in my memory.
Careful OP ive done 3 suicides and now i see spirits and shit its spooky
Bleeding out is probably not the best way to go - sure, if you make a big enough wound you'll pass out from the bp drop fairly quickly but the odds of you getting it right are low. You'll probably just knick it and be conscious for a long duration.
Your best bet would be an artery going down your leg - easiest place to cut yourself around the groin area