>Mount them under my car
>Attach a spray nozzle and small electric pump
>Wire pump to switch on dashboard
>Spray aged.piss all over tailgaters.
It's winter, so it'll go right up into their cabin if they have the heat on
dump them in the street, i usually go outide at about 1-2 am with all my piss jugs once a week. never been caught yet, i live in canada so most streets are literally dead that late at night.
I solidify them with gelatin and shoot them
I don't know. I remember someone posting it before and I saved it. I've created a Cheetos piss bag before. But that image was just over the over top.
I actually have an autistic story about my disposal of my cheetos piss bag.
What on earth is going on in there?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
ya, and just think of how many times you're flushing the toilet m8, thats a lot of fucking cents and its constantly adding up over the years.
why wouldn't you just piss in bottles and dump them outside to avoid having to pay thousands of extra dollars to mr shekelburg? and shit, well you're at it you should shower once a week and brush your teeth once a day as well. you're probably the type of retard that goes into wagecuck threads asking how the neets are gonna survive, its called not being an idiot and saving dollars wherever you can.
i pissed in a quarter filled peanut jar all the way to the brim and then tossed it into my neighbors backyard, i had the lid opened as much as possible so the piss would spray everywhere once it landed, it smelled horrible.
i've also shat into a plastic sandwich bag, froze it, and then stuffed it into my neighbors mailbox
>be in college dorm last year.
>roommate was a huge normalfag.
>had parties all the time.
>refused to go out into the horde of people.
>found a Cheetos bag.
>use that to piss in.
>use tight clip to keep it sealed and to keep the smell in.
A month after starting my piss bag.
>Requested to move in with a friend ( because his friend dropped out and left )
>Had to get rid of piss bag.
>walk to garbage chute.
>piss bag leaking and dripping.
>toss piss bag down the garbage chute.
>burst, made the loudest fucking splash sound ever.
>mfw exactly when I heard the sound.
>walked away from the chute laughing.
To this day it makes me chuckle thinking about how bad it smelt down there and just the sound.
Don't pourr them outside if anything pour them into the bathtub than take a shower to flush the piss down.
If you keep pouring piss outside your house it eventually start smelling REALLY REALLY fucking it might get bad enough that people will report you to the city.
Now that I think back to it.
There was one time where they were literally inches away from me while I was pissing in my bag.
And I'd piss off to the side of the bag so it wouldn't make too much noise.
Once that bag filled up though I moved to some old cookie bags and some semi-large bottle.
I do it out of laziness. More convenient. But sometimes it's too avoid roommates friends.
Another reason to make little piss bombs that explode when the recycling guys come around. ;^)
I don't do it anymore, but I used to piss in bottles because I wanted my parents to forget that I existed. I didn't want to leave my room for any reason because I was a worthless NEET.
>can anyone explain why you all do this?
literally read the thread
and why do you think there is anything wrong with piss jugs? what the fuck is the difference between pissing in a toilet and a bottle? there is no difference retard, so why the fuck do you care so much where i pee.
>flushing the toilet will only add 1-2 cents to your electric bill.
HOW CAN SOMEONE FUCK UP THIS BADLY?
i actually get that first part. when i used to get too high in college i would become incredibly anxious, to the point of almost like paralysis, and i think i can relate to just not wanting to confront a situation out of anxiety. and then it kind of compounds itself and is a reinforcing feedback loop - "It's been too long, I can't go out now.." sort of thing.
I feel for you bud. Things will turn around!
but desu i think the first step to turning things around is to use the bathroom like a 'normal' person.. take some xanax or something
holy shit talk about unprovoked aggression. i don't know what's going on inside your head. it's called painting a broad stroke. no wonder you have no friends if you treat people like this all the time
What's with this motivational post?
It really screams normie (
I don't meant that as an insult.)
But really I just do it for the convenience and the
My roommates and friends hate me. I'm not as gross as my piss bottles make me out to be. They generally don't like me and especially the girls don't.
Don't worry about me senpai.
>holy shit talk about unprovoked aggression
don't say retarded shit if you're gonna get assblasted when you get called out for it, this isn't reddit.
yeah im definitely a normie. I also assumed that people who pee in bottles to avoid the humiliation of walking to the bathroom in front of other 'normies' don't actually want to do that. i dont buy that 'for convenience' bullshit for a second.
It is pretty convenient. I even do it when I visit my parents.
>i dont buy that 'for convenience' bullshit for a second.
Like I give a shit. If the normies are being too loud and throwing up in the toilet I have every right to piss in my bottles.
I take it my anime picture will trigger you?
And I just fill them up and put them in the recycle. And just hope they explode sometime in travel.
>I have every right to piss in my bottles.
Go ahead anon defend your rights.
400 Pound fat bitch: "I have every right to eat what I want"
Don't know why so much rage is coming from the normies.
What ya gonna do.
You know you'd be all over some landwhales ass for eating like a fucking pig and arguing that it's her right.
It's my right to eat my own shit, but I don't for my own benefit. Which is also why I don't store piss in bottles.