>be me
>sasquatch from centerpoint of torso down
>no back hair (thankfully)
>basically like pic related but all over my lower body
>normie girls tell me I should do something about my hair
>get really sensitive about it
>have a drink game
>lose cuz puked
>friends make me wear a speedo to the beach
>okay fine, our beach is pretty small
>lots of old dudes wear speedos anyways
>has to be at santa monica
>fuck
>all the grills go to santa monica
>get nervous af
>they buy my a dark red speedo
>tight af
>bulge so obvious
>perfect definition of ass
>go to pier
>make me walk around
>eat on the pier
>go to the beach
>make me jog
>we play catch and they intentionally make me jump for the ball
>normie girls look obviously bothered
>three weird robot girls hit on me
Do fembots like hairy dudes? Or was that merely coincidence?
>>25977298
Image isn't even that hairy, Anon.
I guess I'm hairier (pic related). Goes all the way up to my ass, espacially at the back of my thighs.
>>25977298
>>25977584
i'm the sasquatch now
>implying your male friends didn't make you blow both of them like you secretly wanted to anyway
>>25977298
That's not even hairy family. This>>25977584
is where "hairy" starts and it's where I'm at too. I've never had a girl tell me that I should trim my leg hair. It's a pretty weird observation for a girl to make in the first place and I'd feel like a twink if it were shorter
Hair is masculine and girls like masculinity. Embrace the hair
>tfw really hairy legs, thighs, and groin but no chest hair or arm hair
>>25978709
>Hair is masculine and girls like masculinity. Embrace the hair
This. I kno a lot of hairless faggots and it just looks unnatural.
Also, I've heard multiple girls talk about how un-masculin it is to shave your legs/arms, so don't even think about it.
>>25977298
I have back hair. The hair on my head can be traced down my face to the tips of my toes. I wear pic related constantly and haven't changed brand or style for the last 5 years. I've had sex with 13 women. It's easy to get laid.
Being hairy doesn't hurt. It makes you look more like a man that the other faggots swimming around the gene pool.
same here anon. I think its to do with having higher testosterone.
Is you dick big?
Thats another sign,
It means your a man
pic related
I do't like my body hair because it's really coarse. So I shave it. I don't care if it doesn't conform to some spooky notion of masculinity.
>Hairy as fuck arms, legs, and pubes/ass since really early age akin to >>25977584
>Can't get a moustache or beard
I don't understand man
>>25977298
>hairy ass
>hairy thighs
>hairy legs
This is hell
>>25979050
Here ya go, son.
>>25979181
>implying I haven't tried shaving my ass/gooch atleast once
>implying I didn't contemplate suicide every day after a week passed
Never again
>>25979269
Really? What happened?