>You will never know if this is true

>>25973658
Virgo here, and fuck, this seems inaccurate. Then again, i'm a virgin so what do i know

shit chart. doesnt even have capricorn

who do i look like, Nancy Reagan?

Astrology and everything related to it is for gullible dimwits.

>>25973658
The fuck Scorpio's "traits" even mean?

Good kisser makes sense. Or something like hugger, or clingy, or dependent, or dependable. Cute means fucking nothing. I am not cute.

Attitude? Like Sonic? Am I like Sonic in bed?

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>his zodiac sign doesn't give good head

>>25973658

>Libra

What a load of bullshit, literally every single point is wrong.

>tfw not even on the list

I'm not there because even the stats know I have no good traits

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>>25973658
>literally posting horoscopes
what the fuck are you doing

>>25973658
Oh I definitely know astrology isn't true.

>>25973658
>aggressive in sex
I couldn't get aggressive even with the hooker literally screaming for me to slap her ass, and my hands are delicate, and I have no attitude

>>25974639
>>25974828
basically THIS
im not even there because that image know that im extremely ugly

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>>25973658
>gives good head
lmao that's fucking gay

>goofy
no

>romantic
no

astrology is fake and stupid pls go

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>>25973658
Mine is pretty accurate, pham. Capricorn. I'm nothing.