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>tfw still live with my parents
>Did the dishes for them the day before
>They are actively taking money from me, saying I owe them because I borrowed money.
>you fucking what.
>I never borrowed any money.
>Become spiteful, actually need that fucking money.
>Piss on all the dishes.
>Dip them back into the dirty as fuck sink.
>Few hours later.
>tfw mother is running through the house shrieking like an autist
>WHO DID THIS
>WHO PUT THE DISHES INTO THE DIRTY SINK
>Try my hardest to stiffle a grin
>Letting it fester while everyone slowly realizes its me
>never do anything
Nobody suspects at first
>Suddenly everyone turns to me and asks why I did it
>Tell her she's retarded
>points out how I don't owe them, in fact, they owed me for money they had borrowed.
>They all realize they're retarded
>give me the money they owed me and then some
>piss on the dishes again
Who here /mischief/ ?