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Why didn't you just marry your childhood friend, robots? She wanted you but you abandoned her.
God I wish I could cuck a woman
I bet it feels powerful
i never had one
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Haha, no she didn't! I learned that the hard way.
She didn't want me and pursued Chad like all the other girls and got pumped and dumped like them.
I wish a girl wanted me. The only thing my "childhood friends" have done is backstab me.
I never had one. No girl has ever wanted me.
My female childhood friend is my twin sister. You can't marry those
She turned into a bitch in late high school. When I say bitch I mean one of those cool kids who are just are too cool to talk to you without belittling you.
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I wish I had one, I really did. but the neighbors' kids were both males. the older one, my age, eventually tried to rape my sister.

there were some girls in elementary school I was friendly with, but nothing like the osanajimi tomboys from chinese girl cartoons.

>tfw she will never come over your house in the morning and wake you up, and your mom think how cute your "girlfriend" is while laughing and making her embarassed
>tfw you will never take her first time under the guise of "experimenting"
>tfw you will never drunkenly confess your true feelings to each other after a year of going off to college and missing each other
>tfw you will never get married

I can post the entire tomboys are for copypasta if anyone wants
>implying I have a childhood friend
I have never had friends.

I thought I could do better.

She was the girl next door with irresponsible parents, my mom took to her like a daughter. She called me her best friend, but once she started smoking weed provided by her drug dealer cousin no in jail I was judgmental instead of supportive. She would make new friends, and it became obvious around 8th grade that was embarrassed to be seen around me. If only I had seen then that it would be just a phase.

I remember once a young female teacher gave us a bit of a sermon, about not abandoning your true friends. It seemed to be directed at her, at least part of it where she said

>I had real dorky friends in high school, and I had real popular friends as well. I had to be careful not to be seen with the geeky kids because I was afraid of damaging my reputation. Now I see none that mattered because my dorky friends were the ones who had my best interest in mind.

She came to my door one time and I slammed it in her face. My mom and her mom occasionally talk, I think my mom mentioned that she's dating somebody who looks like a "less cute" me mom's words. Obvious bias and they were planning on moving in together. I don't know why she would say that, I think she stopped caring about her when she noticed we were becoming distant.

I wish we could still be friends Y. If only you knew, our story would be repeated a few times over before things started to turn on me. Now I'm the person that gets left. Karma, I guess
She got fat. 40 pounds in her first two years of high school.
I never had female friends.
>tfw childhood friend likes me but i don't have the guts to talk to her

Haha shit so true.

I just looked her up, she dyed her hair blonde. She must be crazy.
She abandoned me, she didn't want me.
She died in a car accident last year, I assume she was drunk since she was on a road that leads only to a casino and she always partied quite a bit. She was completing her residency to become a neurosurgeon, only had a year or two left if I think.

We hadn't really spoken in years with the exception of pleasantries after accidentally running into each other at a concert.
Who else made a promise with your childhood friend to get married when you were little kids?

>tfw me and my cousin promised to get married to each other as adults when we were 7 years old
she dyed her hair fuchsia and became an SJW
Not with that attitude you can't
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>promised to get married to each other as adults when we were 7 years old

It's never too late anon

A promise is a promise.
>homely red-headed girl always used to hang around my brother
>we had classes together but I always figured she was interested in my brother
>turns out she only hung out with my brother to get close to me but was far too shy to make a move on me and I never paid an ounce of attention to her
>we literally are in the same class from Kindergarten to 8th Grade
>last day of 8th Grade, last class of the day, I'm ready to get the fuck out of middle school forever (easily the worst school experience of my life)
>red-headed girl passes me a note
>in it she confesses her deep-seated love to me and how she has wanted to be with me since 1st Grade
>I sit there shocked, completely oblivious to this happening
>have no idea how to react other than staring straight forward without making eye contact with her for the rest of the period
>bell rings
>don't turn around to look at her, just leave the note on the desk and run out and run to my mom's car
>never saw her again

she's a lesbian now and got married to her partner last year topkek
I had a cute one but then my cuck parents wanted to move to Florida because the midwest was "too cold"
>she's my cousin
>she's married now anyway

Tell them there's too many niggers in Florida
I had a dream about him last night
I had a crush on him since elementary school and in middle school our friend told me he also liked me since then
Now we ignore each other and he's dated tons of other girls
>having childhood friends

Fucking normies.
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>tfw no childhood friend that genuinely loves you and promised to marry you when you were 7

what a terrible fucking feel

post it
Anon we've been in Florida for something like 12 years now

we live in a fairly nigger free area anyway
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>implying I had a childhood female friend
Fucking Chads
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My childhood best friend was male. I think I remember thinking it would be fun to get married because I didn't know about sex and stuff, I thought we would just bro out for life. I'm not even gay now.
But I don't have a childhood best friend because my parents decided to move to a different country around the time when you start to make deeper relationships: moved away too early to continue friends in old country, and moved too late to make new, very deep friends.
If I had one i would.

Too close for comfort. Start burning crosses for good measure.
I didn't really have one. Although, there was this one really cute girl I was friends with and always had a crush on but she moved out of the country after 5th grade.
>tfw there's no such thing as bro marriages
hahaha schoolfags BTFO'd. she will be remembered as the girl who went to school her entire life. fucking moron.
Because marriage is fucking stupid and women aren't anime?
She didn't. She married a Chad.
She actually did have a crush on me once.

But then I became a loser and she became popular.
It just made me feel indifferent.
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I'm considering it.
>became friends in first grade
>hung out all primary and middle school
>high school we realize we're both losers and become best friends
>go to prom together and fuck like retarded rabbits because both of us were virgins and didn't know what the hell we were doing.
>after high school we hang out even more
>become roommates at 20
>sex kind of becomes a regular thing between us
>22 in the middle of watching a bunch of netflix we both kind agree that we should just formally come out as this being a relationship and stop beating around the bush as "extremely close friends with emotional and physical benefits"
>tell her parents who then laughed in our faces and asked why it took so long to make it official.
>2 years of official dating later here I am

I've known for a long time now that i loved this girl.
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her parents worked abroad a lot so she was gone a lot and finally moved for several years abroad and only came back for high school, at that time it was already too late for me and while she tried to chat me up several times I was too shy autistic to know how to talk to her

I later heard that she was really lonely and had mental problems because of that, she could have been fine if I have just been there for her when she needed me
I would if my childhood girl friend existed
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I tried, she didn't want me. Then she moved away.
What friend?
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>tfw one of your friends was your gf when you were 11
>lasted about a week
>went to different secondary school
>never saw each other again
>look her up on facebook to find she's a qt now and likes the same Chinese cartoons as me
>find a friend that went to the same secondary school as her, but my college was her bf for a bit
>he left such a bad impression that she hasn't been in another relationship since
>could've probably hooked me up with her if I asked but I was too beta to do that
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>have great childhood friend
>I moved towns in middle school
>tfw later find out he is a ultra-chad
I wish my life could be like your everyday animu or mango, but when I was a kid, I never got any friends, let alone female ones. There are no childhood friends awaiting me in the end, I was doomed from the start.
>tfw you save a thread
>tfw I'm a female childhood friend
>tfw childhood friend became a chad after moving to a different state
>No childhood friend to lead on then NTR
she's a normie faggit and totally different to me
And we had a friend in common. He was the one that played doctor with her, not me.
She moved across the country when we were young.
you don't need any ceremony
bros are bros
god bless
because she's already married with 2 kids. i lost my virginity to her. she was 2 years older than me.we used to walk to and from school everyday, smoking weed and talking about the future. she graduated and met a guy a year later. dropped out of college, got a bunch of tattoos, and got pregnant. they married. i was invited to the baby shower but i didn't go. i just couldn't do it. she ended up going into labor during the party.
Was the other way around for me.
I was too autistic to have real friends when was that young.

tfw you're still too autistic to have friends
We went completely different paths in high school. She went the Britney Spears route and I went to uni, taking advantage of my autism.
I had a hot childhood friend until we both became 14, the funny stuff is that we never have being attracted by the other one, it was true friendship
nowadays she's like 9/10 and still I don't have the feel you are talking about
I never had one.
She starting dating a black guy in high school, crushed me inside.
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This girl always hung around me during 2nd-6th grade and at the time I never knew why she did but we were pretty good friends. At one point I can remember she called me cute but I still had no idea she was interested in me . After that happened she started to hang around me more more and it wasn't until about 5th or 6th grade that I realized she liked me. I eventually developed a crush on her but I never told her I liked her and I am pretty sure she eventually gave up. My crush lasted throughout middle school and high school until we graduated and she went to college. The last time I looked her up I learned she is now a lesbian.
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I had one, but later I discovered I was a homosexual
because my childhood friend had jungle fever and never spoke to me after 7th grade
I don't know who abandoned whom but I'm pretty sure she didn't want me or the other way around.
Fags plz leave
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Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for

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Dont make me feel you faggot.
>tear up every time.
I had a childhood friend I had a slight crush on but we don't talk anymore. While we were still close, I'd watch them play vidya and harass them into playing with me.
It was fun until I moved out of their neighborhood and we started drifting apart. After a few years, they moved to a completely different state.
I'm pretty sure I only liked them because I get a crush on almost anyone who shows any signs of possibly having a crush on me.
Unfortunately this never happens
I'm a cis girl, not a fag
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holy shit. seems like i missed the train.

i actually had one many many years ago...
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Bullied through primary school all the time, thus didn't have any "friends", only people that needed to talk to me sometimes, because the teacher said so.
Then in middle school scared of becoming object of pity or being bullied this much again (one boy in primary school wanted to drown me) become a clown. Just the one retarded boy in class that everybody just stays away from, or hangs around, because their lives are pretty much worthless at this point, so they can at least stick their sorrow to somebody.
And then in High School be basically dead inside, and have no direction in which way to go in life, still no female friends, but somehow make 2 male friends, one of which said that I'm the only friend he can talk this easy to (I'm just listening to others, and not yapping my mouth off) which made me feel something new, like somebody out there depends on me or something.
Still I better not think this way, because I can really regret it later if something goes wrong in my life.

And you're talking about realtionship? You think an excuse of a human like me could be in a relationship?
And with some magical creature like a female childhood friend of all things. Good one.
because, she is in love with my other childhood friend

Roasties fuck off.. better?
I dated her and she dumped me cause we're just friends, thats why

At least I got to touch a vagina and boobs
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>tfw never had that childhood friend
>tfw never experienced young love

this may honestly be one of the worst feels out there, it's killing me
the opportunity to remedy it is gone, and will never ever present itself again
>this is literally the ONLY life you get
>its already ruined
Mine ditched me when I got into the 4th grade to get accepted by the popular kids. Another girl who was slightly interested in me in the 6th grade my autistic rage got the worst of me and I had a tantrum. I was pretty much bullied from when I was in the 2nd up to the 7th Grade, usually by girls.

I then found computers a year later and it ruined me for life, finding 4chan when I was in the 7th grade. I ended up swearing off girls from all the bad experiences I had with them growing up going to a all boys high school.

I'm 23 now and a virgin.
We're studying in the same university now.
I haven't seen her for like 8 years.
I see her everyday but I act like i don't remember her.
One day she gets the courage to talk to me.
I don't respond I just look at her her face is all red.
She says I must no be remembering her.
My autism forces me to say that I do because I can't lie.
I just leave.

I don't know why i'm writing this.

Normie normie go away
Please don't steal my memes today
>grew up together with femanon
>childhood friend femanon confesses to me
>tell her I only see her as family, like a sister
>become neet/loneresque anon
>years later she gets with a guy that beats her up

felt bad anons

I'm in that frame of mind that I have too many issues and problems about myself so i'd rather be alone than with someone, it wouldnt be fair to someone to have someone like me.

thinking about it I was even friends with two ginger girls on my street from that were fun to play with from what I can remember.
Yes, thank you :3
i had 3 childhood female friends, but no chance. one never went to my school, one moved away in 7th grade, and the other was a relative.
Because real life isn't anime.
>be 6, meet qt girl that was friends of my parents
>both got drunk together for first time at karaoke
>did everything together for summers on end
> I move away to America
> she stays in Japan and becomes even more qt
> I met her again last summer all grown up
>however the cultural difference is too great, I can barely speak japanese now.
>even tho she still has feelings for me she'll end up marrying an Asian chad and I'll either get a weeaboo white girl or shitty asian American wife
i had/have severe depression and since i have her best interest in mind i became very distant to her. i would drag her down otherwise...
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O fugg that stabbed me through and through the feels
I had this childhood friend. There was no basis for the friendship other that our parents were friends and forced us to play together. She later ended up being a 5/10, 6/10 at best. She married this 8/10 White guy, I cringed for the White guy's sake. What's also cringe is she has a 7/10 brain while the White guy has a 4/10 brain, 5/10 at best.
Stop bringing up the guys race
Because she was my FRIEND. FRIEND is the key word here. I'm 19 now, she's 20. When we first met as kids, we hated each other. Then as we matured we started hanging out. Went to the same high school. At one point all I'd do is fantasize about her. I thought she was the most perfect girl in the world. Her hair, her eyes, her lips. But I realized she didn't like me in that way, she loved me as a friend. So I conditioned myself not to look at her sexually. Then, in the summer after sophomore year I started working out and browsing /fit/. By the end of junior year I was in great shape, I got lots of attention from girls, but I was still an awkward fuck. She seemed to notice how much in great shape I had gotten and even started to treat me differently. But by this point I didn't feel what I felt for her before, it was gone. I simply loved her as a friend. Now I see her on occasion, since the uni I go to is far from home. She treats me differently. This turned me off, how shallow women are. I was the same exact person before I was in good shape, and I was treated like garbage. Fucking whores. I'm still a kissless virgin in case you're wondering.
Look up the Westermark effect.
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>there's no such thing as bro marriages
There totally are though.

It's funny, because after gay marriage was legalized here in Canada, I suggested to one of my best friends that we should get married just for the tax cut. He spaghettied out and refused, then a couple years later came out of the closet.
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>childhood friend waited since middle school for me to ask her out
>I never did
>last year of highschool best friend asks her out
>she accepts and they are a cute couple
>Years later I'm still masturbating to anime like I always was
Learn Jap and talk to her, boy.

She wants your 3 inch yellow dick.
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I used to live close to a girl when I was little and we got along pretty well. My dad would always kid that she was my girlfriend. But we lost contact after my Dad died and I had to live with my mom in the next town...

Last I heard from a mutual friend, she got pregnant in college and dropped out. she works some desk job to support her kid.

I could have saved her from that life, and she could have saved me from mine... Oh well, back to studying by myself at the library.
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>tfw you will never have a cute girl like that wanting you

The ride never ends...
I had a childhood friend who was a girl but we went our separate ways when we were about 10 and I realized I liked Pokemon more than trying to get a girlfriend

>you abandoned her.

Ye it was the other way round. She also fucked a whole band after I declared my feelings to her.
Lost her virginity in a hot-tub with 3 guys. My skin crawls every time I think about how we could've had a family and even a house by now If she didn't fuck 30 guys in a span of 8 years...
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>no tomboy gf
>life is not worth living

she messaged me on OkCupid years later.

>anon! hey!

i didn't reply and blocked her. fuck that sheep-ass bitch.
Nah, you dodged a fucking bullet, m8.

Ye but you know. She was my soulmate in my mind still to this day. I fucking hate what she became...
It's better that happened instead of you marrying her then she fucks 30 guys and cucking you

She was a slut
I don't know where I'm going, I just want to be left alone

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Tuesday's Gone

I was her first boyfriend. Somehow I feel responsible for turning on the slut mode in her somehow. She wanted to fuck my best mate and cause me to hit him in the face one day because of it. I also had mental break down when one of my other friends asked for her number since we broke up and got so upset I went into full blown psychosis.

The day she dumped me I realized I will never feel about someone like I did about her for the rest of my life. It's been over 15 years so ye...
It's not really your fault, she was always a slut you just avoided marrying a girl who would've cheated on you and divorcedyou
She was literally sent to a nunnery. I feel betrayed.
>She was literally sent to a nunnery

Does this actually still fucking happen? You have to tell us about this, man.
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>Be 9
>This one girl is in love with me
>She stays at my house for a week during vacation
>Every time we go to sleep she end up getting up and going in my bed
>She always take her pajamas off and hold me while she sleeps
>One day she asked "Anon I've seen a guy and a girl do funny things while naked on tv and it seemed really fun can I show you ?"
>"okay has long has it doesn't hurt my weewee"
>Then we tried to have sex for 3 days and failed because of my tiny penis
>When we go back to school me and the girl tell everybody
>everyone told me that I was a liar
>everyone told the girl she was a slut and she was bullied a lot
>She told his 17 y/o brother the whole thing and he would beat me up everyday after school
>They move to another country a month later
>I wanted to say goodbye but her dad beat the shit out of me
>I'm 18 now
>It's been two years since she added me on social media and kept liking/retweeting all my stuff
>I tried talking to her but she won't respond
>She is so lonely that she pays for fb friends and followers
>I am so lonely that I haven't talk to any girl since
She died in a car wreck when I was 7. She was so awesome and funny.
When I decided to transition, I took her name so I could finally live my life and maybe make up some of our lost time.
I miss her all the time.
I don't even know where she is buried.
I was thinking maybe I could wander the local grave yards and see if I can find her
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>tfw I was the one abandoned

In retrospective, I can't stomach women at all when I'm a single mother's child.
Because I was too fucking dumb to realize she liked me in that way. Looking back at it all those years later I cringe every time...
Be my gf you're so cute
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>chopping off your dick and taking the name of your dead childhood love

Jesus fucking christ
The only girl who considered me "precious" to her moved into a different city when we were 9 and lost all contact
Okie dokie
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>be 10 have two female osanansjimi
>go to school and walk home and play games together. t'was fun
>suddenly puberty
>they 'reinvent' themselves
>start treating me like crap
>always avoiding me except to guilt me into doing them favours or to insult me
>basically all girls at my school hate me because of them
>they go to a party college on their Dad's money and I go to community college while working to save for grad school
>tfw I see all the pictures of them and Chad and Jamal on normiegram.
>tfw they still message me to cry on my shoulder
>tfw they gf-blocked me one summer by pretending that I was 'playing' them
I wish I could abandon them
That's really sad dude is'nt there one girl nice to you ?
If so ditch the others and try to spend time with the one(s) that is'nt a bitch
I thought it was sweet. I get to keep my best friend's memory alive and with me. I took her first name and my mom's middle name. So im Alyssa Marie Lewis now.
Its the only name that feels right. Every other name like Jessica or something just feels forced and vomited out my mouth every time I say it.
Don't have a female childhood friend
She abandoned me.
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The first one moved to Colorado when were around 8 or 9. I had school friends as well, but I didn't talk to them much while I was going to an all guys' school. The only girl I thought was a 10/10 in every way from my old school went to the same college, but I never saw her around, unfortunately. I think I need to relearn how to be friends with girls because I feel bad that I only have one thing in mind when talking to them now when I used to be able to enjoy platonic friendships with them in the past.

fucking christ dude.

polygamy an original idea
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because one of them was very overweight and was an entitled stuck up cunt
the other because I didn't think asking was worth the risk of possible getting rejected
my parents got divorced and i moved away after that. i had two blond qts living in both houses adjacent from me.


if my parents hadn't gotten divorced and i hadn't become a beta raised in poverty by my single mum... my life would have been so much better.

i'm 100% confident i wouldn't be a mentally damaged, depressed, virgin, chronic neet right now.

it wouldn't cure my autism, but a functional autist with a big ego, 6"3' height, and decent face would have been a force to be reckoned with.

i might have become a lawyer or engineer.

single mothers are cancer.
>having a friend
>having a childhood
you made two bad assumptions there, bucko.
What does that means ?
original gangster post gangster post
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I had a childhood friend once

I never used to talk to anyone as a kid, I barely even talked to my mother, something was wrong with me, and I still dont know what really, but I essentially didnt talk to anyone up until the age of 4 - 5 in which I was essentially forced, took a toll on my social skills too.

In nursery(kindergarten) though I met a girl who became the only person I could talk to. Lets call her lily.

>meet this girl
>has all this childhood wonder and so much to talk about
>takes a liking to me even though i've never ever talked in that class
>starts hanging out with me during playtime
>finally speak to her, but only one word answers
>she is so proud of getting me to speak
>doesnt tell anyone to avoid scaring me with attention
>hanging out becomes a regular thing
>i begin to speak more, but only to her
>mother makes me sing "twinkle twinkle little star" onto a tape recording
>plays it to the whole class the next day so everyone can hear my voice
>people freak at the sound of it, after never hearing it for a year
>continue with my childhood not too bothered surprisingly
>become closer with lily
>spend every break time together
>eventually start going to each others houses
>remember watching a batman movie with her (don't remember which)
>poison ivy kisses batman with poison lips but batman turned out to be wearing a plastic cover over his lips to protect himself
>she suggests we should try that
>cant find plastic lip cover
>doesnt happen
>fast forward to hanging out at my house
>nothing to do
>our parents are downstairs talking
>decide to surprise them
>I suggest I cut some of her hair off and stick it on my armpits with glue so i have armpit hair
>i also suggest for us both to get naked
>she complies
>i cut her hair badly with scissors
>we run downstairs naked with blonde hair glued onto out bodies and her hair in deformed tatters
>parents are speechless
>she is taken home right after
>they move out a month later

(CONT.) (a tiny bit more)
I was a beta fuck and I still am.
I was just a big pokemon nerd and the only kid of my age that wasn't intrested in football since that girl loved pokemon we shared common interest and that's it
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>believe I'll never see her again
>fast forward 9 years
>her family move into my street
>figure it must have something to do with me
>our parents talk
>turns out she has mild autism
>she wanted to see me again for all those years
>see her from afar when coming home occasionally
>have no idea how to react
>tfw its been too long
>cant bring myself to speak to her

And ever since then it hasn't happened.I don't really know if she even remembers me or not.
I have no idea what she is like now.
Hello newfriend bloxlolbloxog
Go for it and don't forget to bring plastic lip cover
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>Had qt girl as childhood friend who I would meet up sometimes
>Would go to her room and play kirby
>Eventually my parents decide to move because THEY want to live near the beach
>mfw I look back and realize how selfish they were to move me and my bother away from our friends, put us into a smaller house and swap schools
just checked online, apparently it was robin who did the kiss
I'm sad for you bro.
I still meet at least twice a month with my childhoods friends since nobody left our city.
It's cool.
I could trust them with my life.
What childhood friend?
Never had a childhood friend. Moved around from place to place never making a friend because I knew I couldn't keep them.
Literally reverse happened to me. I used to hang out with my mother's friend's daughter a lot, but they moved.
My childhood friend was my


We always played and had fun together. It was a sort of a kind of forbidden love kinda thing. We did some stuff together but nothing too far. Although our parents found out and we moved to different parts of the country

I kinda think if we were together for a bit longer we would have had sex or at least oral...


>Tfw still have lewd dreams of her grown up.
made fun of her way too much, her parents were weird so she was kind of weird as a kid. She is 10/10 and isn't even a stacy now. I would like to talk to her, but It has been too long and it would be too awkward.


just try it

I talked to my childhood friend yesterday and I hadn't seen her in years.
I did and its wonderful. Together since we were 13. We just has a child last summer. 14 years strong, no complaints.

>close-ish friend with a girl for years
>she even invited me to an otherwise all girl birthday party once
>however she wasn't part of my main group of friends and I rarely saw her outside of school
>she changed schools to an all girls catholic school
>came back to our highschool a few years later
>was dealing with super heavy depression at the time
>never talk to her again

Really wish I had just made an effort to rekindle our friendship. She was such a nice person desu.
Just ask you fucking idiot. She's waiting for you. Og comment
This picture makes no sense. Ako was never shown, in any of the series, to have ever known or had anything to do with Kyousuke. Not only did they not grow up in the same town, but they never even come into contact with each other in any form.

Furthermore, how in the hell did/would Toki get into a relationship with Kyousuke when 1. she's dead 2. she's gay 3. their high schools and cities are different?

Also isn't Saki Kyousuke's childhood friend? And even if you put Saki in the picture it still wouldn't make sense because she's gay too.

Lastly and most offensively, hasn't it been made abundantly clear time and time again that Kyousuke is going to end up with Tacos? Tacos and Kyousuke have been paired up since very early on and all their interactions point to their getting together, so not only is this picture factually incorrect, it is flat out insulting to the characters and the author's intentions.

> Gender is...

That's sex, you moron
I love when autism flares up and someone has a sperg out over fanart.
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> Be friends with exclusively girls in elementary school
> Not friends with a one of them by high school
Actually she didn't wanted to even if she loved me too.
And she's dead now anyway.
How many times a week do you prep the bull?
I haven't had a single girl who was a friend in my entire life.

Early in elementary school 3 girls used to bully the shit out of me. In high school literally none of them ever paid attention to me. Now i have no friends and no life.
She started ignoring me by high school and was dating every fucking nigger in the school, she turned from qt brunnette to slutty bitch
>Who else made a promise with your childhood friend to get married when you were little kids?

I did. We were so close we even had a mock wedding at age 5. My family moved the next year, and that was it.

Last month, I tracked her down on Facebook in a fit of holiday depression, but I didn't know what to say. I guess she's ordinary, wears glasses, shoulder-length hair, but she still makes me weak in the knees.

I go check her profile about once a week. Status says single. I've made up a thousand different messages to send her, but I'll never contact her.
>>She is so lonely that she pays for fb friends and followers
>>I am so lonely that I haven't talk to any girl since

Goddamn it.


Fucking hell...poor kids, both of you.
cause i didnt have one
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Because of this. I'm so alone.
My family moved when I was 11. Last I heard she gave herself a lopsided tongue piercing and got caught withdrawing money from her sisters bank account. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

Zero, good job being salty though.
copypasta please
The only female friend I had as a kid was when I was 3 years old, our parents were friends through work. They moved to the other side of the country, moved back and we went to HS together. Honestly I didn't have a clue who she was, but she went out of her way to talk to me on the first day of HS. I freaked out and ran away, literally ran away. People kept prodding me asking if we were dating, and when I said no they asked if they could date her like its supposed to get a rise out of me. She went on to be social and successful, and I'm here being a little bitch.
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That's harsh man, don't give up. I would be your friend.
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We used to go to the pool together, she was my neighbor and I had no pool at my house.

I was 5 and really hated swimming with trunks so I would just get naked and not give a fuck.
She was the first girl to see my weiner but eventually we moved out.
>tfw first grill you exposed to was supposed to be your waifu like in the animaes.

I wonder where she is now...
I dated her for over two years. It didn't work out because she had an ugly face and zero drive to do just about anything.
>have a best friend who's a girl
>age 10 promise to marry when we turn 20
>move to another state
>turned 25
>remember her promise
>stalk her on facebook
>she's married someone else

It's not too late man she might find a Chad literally tonight and get married to him instead, just send the damn message.
>be in elementary school
>one girl is nice to me, always talks to me in class
>get sick and have to stay in hospital for a while
>get out
>she moved at some point during that period
>this was decades ago so no Facebook or MySpace

I would of if I could of OP...
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> she couldn't have you
> no guy would compare
> turns lesbian
> maintains vaginal virginity for you
She'll die never know real love zozzle
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>She wanted you but you abandoned her.

She did. I was really mean to her & never let her get too close romantically to me. I was too embarrassed as a kid having a girl like me even though I liked her back. But eventually we moved apart & lost contact. Last I heard her mom was a prostitute & was murdered by some guy that killed a bunch of other women as well. Ended up googling her name & she was arrested for solicitation of prostitution.

I still feel really bad for all the shit I did to her. But now I'm a 24yo KV so I guess I got what I deserved.
Just do it faggot and post results.
>implying I had any female friend
Oh believe me anon it does. I've cucked four women in my life and the level of butthurt that arises from it is so so SO sweet after years of rejection by people like them (Stacies.)
Because she abandoned me, became a Stacy, then just completely disappeared before High School
i actually had a girl i really fancied back when i was a toddler. we grew up together and always holded hands. but then we got split because we moved to different classes. never really spoke to her again..

Shit brobot, why did you have to remind me


i didnt have childhood friends
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Umm i didn't get to have friends
you're an original post
>childhood friends never win
>tfw you are that friend
I would had my parents not moved out of the neighborhood where she lives.

Don't know her current whereabouts and I remember I desperately looked into any social media stuff she might've had when I was a teenager.
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I did marry her. Only morons choose Nera or Debora
My childhood friends...thats uh thats cool. I never had any. I dont have any friends now either even though I am slightly successful.

Fuck this shit I just want to leave, i fucking get pushed to the brink every goddamn night over shit I never got to do and how I wasted my life.

Fuck videogames
Fuck the government
Fuck school
Fuck work
Fuck feminisim
Fuck liberals
Fuck pridefags
Fuck it all
I wonder what ever happened to my childhood friend. I used to hang out with this girl all the time in elementary school, but don't think I've seen her since high school or maybe even middle school, and I'm almost 30 now.
Ive completely lost all faith in women. I dont even think relationships are possible anymore. Not even with my childhood friend. It would only end in divorce and misery for both of us, just like it ALWAYS does.

Women should have never been given the right to vote; they have destroyed the happiness of both genders.

>get nostalgic a year ago
>look her up on facebook
>straight up 0/10, and I have a high tolerance for these things
>the pain lessens considerably after seeing that
Slow down Armstrong.

Puberty happened, I got ugly, she got bitchy, then I realized she was kinda dumb, then she got slutty.
It's ok anon, she seemed like a bitch anyway. Besides you have a lot of friends here
Dumb dumb nigger
I would have to go to her front door to talk to her. she lives on my street, but we stopped hanging out before we were old enough to get phones, so I don't have her number or anything, any intentional contact would be really forced and unnatural.
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