>Fuck something up you are working on
>Normies expect you to admit fault even though you know full well they are going to chastise and maybe even punish you for it
>If you lie you have a chance of getting away with it and not having to be put through any bullshit when knowing you fucked something up was bad enough
I am not talking about deliberately doing something wrong. I am talking about mistakes. Normies want you to admit them even though they will berate you anyway.
What the fuck do you expect?
What sort of deterrent for making mistakes do you fucking want? This shit aint a fucking hugbox.
Admit your mistake, take some heat, and learn from it. Are you some sort of bitch or something?
If you own the mistake like a man they'll accept it and even see it as a sign of strength. I've made a few mistakes that have lost my company money, but I've also done things that have made them money.
If they catch you lying even once you're done for. "The coverup is worse than the crime."
I know, I've been through the same bullshit. What happened to you op?
Look, do some damage control when you own up, for example.
>I did X wrong because Joe fucking with it before.
1. Own up but NEVER directly admit it was all your fault
2.Evade by saying you will fix it
3.Try to be angry when you own up, this will confuse normies into beliving that it isn't 100% your fault
>not being man enough to admit mistake
>resorts to mental gymnastics in a shitty attempt to evoke pity
This is beyond beta. I would backhand the living shit out of you if you lied to me after making a mistake. You have no integrity and deserve the worst in life. Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
>dragging someone else down with you
Complete garbage. What's wrong with you faggots? Just admit you made a mistake and provide resolution on how it should be rectified. That's it. Jesus fuck.
In this instance, when a boss gets angry and tries to slap the shit out of you, one must act.
Sperg out and shit your pants for ammunition and throw it at him to diffuse the situation and remember to scream REEEEEEE while doing so.
>not being man
I will lie to you if it means I can live free of your chest-puffing, and posturing and moralising. I've found that most of the lies I tell are to avoid tedious, drawn out arguments over 'principles' with people who will tell you upfront they barely ever read.
If I make a general mistake, I will correct it and you will not know. If you find out, then it doesn't matter, because I'm not responsible to you. If you 'backhand' me, then I'll 'backhand' you.
Learn the ways of the cyborg. Infiltrate normies by pretending to lick their boots and ever so slowly climb the ladder by accomplishing shit.
All the while retaining the true redpill within. Getting to do whatever the fuck you want to do outside work. Some might call you manipulative, or an hypocrite, I call it getting the best of both worlds. If you get good at this you can even start looking like a normie, acting like a normie. Feeling like a normie.
Slowly becoming normier everyday.