>older brother shaves head
>hey u shaved ur head
>i shave my head
>wow he shaved his head what the hell is wrong with him
>brother grows a beard
>ur beard looks nice
>i grow a beard
>wow he hasn't shaved in months
>brother works a shit job to help pay for college
>he's payin his way thru school!
>i work a shit job to help pay for college
>what a pathetic loser he works in a warehouse
>brother drives a piece of shit truck
>wow this truck is treating you nicely
>i literally buy the same truck off my brother
>wow u drive a piece of shit lol
This is why I'm never going to do anything ever again. I'm just going to lock myself in a room for the rest of my life. I can't win.
>>25962545
Why don't you stop copying him you fucking poser
>>25962558
He ate breakfast this morning. So did I. Did I copy him?
Nice logical fallacy, kiddo.
Who gives a shit? Once you finish college and move out on your own no one will care anymore.
>unless you're still a whiny cunt even then
>>25962571
Fuck off you unoriginal monkey
>>25962579
Disgruntled I pointed out how dumb you are? Sry breh better luck next time.
>>25962593
Kek, did your brother tell you to write that one
>>25962614
fucking roasted
>>25962545
>being in your brothers shadow this much
Be your own person faggot
OP is a bro-con and wants his brothers dick.
>>25962545
> Tfw you're the waluigi of the family
>>25962545
nice job, now you know the difference between you and chad