>turned 40 today 40 year old kissless virgin starting today.

>>25961952
i dont habeeb it, prove it

>>25961952
20 more years till you die of old age anon.

Enjoy the ride.

>>25961952
can you cast any cool spells?

>>25961972
>tfw there are people who live to 80, 100, and older
>tfw most of us will probably die by 60

>>25961988
This. What words of power do you know? Please teach us senpai.

>>25962001
Thank god for that, if I had to live past 60 I'd kill myself anyway.

>>25961972
Can I die earlier? I think I've gotten all I want all of this life thing.

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Great, another one of these threads.

>30+ y/o KHV here
>50+ replies
>everyone believes this without proof

>>25962050
>tfw your life is like a really shitty boting as fuck tv series that keeps getting renewed because of reasons
JUST FUCKING CANCEL IT ALREADY

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>>25961952
Cure my daddy issues, pat me on the head!

>>25962066
>proof
Do you want our ID's? It's not even something outlandish, this is the fate of the bottom % of men.

>>25962104
Why not post a picture of yourself with a timestamp?

>>25962066
I'm 31, but I'm only a V. I got my K-card and H-cards.

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>women age like milk
>men age like wine
>you aged like shit

>>25961952
I'm not a complete virgin, but I am a 36 year old boy that watches Japanese cartoons

>>25962208

>shit starts off slimy and smelly
>becomes crusty and odorless over time

Things will look up

>>25962208
I aged like nothing. My appearance is the same as it was 15 years ago, not better not worse. Still maintained the smooth skin somehow.

glad i'm not you

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>>25961952

At least you're not grotesquely obese, friendo

>>25962208
eventually women turn into ugly cheese >_<

>>25962349
It's when their looks catch up to who they are as a person. Like gold paint flaking off of a turd.

any cool stories ? (of failure)

are you a real wizard ?

>>25962440
i know i just thought it was funny that rather than being spoiled milk they'd turn into stinky cheese pe yew! :s

>>25962066

Why it is so hard for normies to believe that someone can be 16+ and a virgin?

>>25962596
>Whoa you don't have a gf?
>Whoa you don't have a job?
>Whoa you don't have friends?
>Whoa you never talk to girls? lelvirginXD
>etc.
Every fucking time.

>>25962596
It's not that.
I'm not going to believe a 40 year old man is posting a thread on /r9k/, not to mention he also posted fucking yuyuyu.

>>25962066
>girl thinks she can detect a virgin by looking at the dick
Funny.

Every time I come on here, I genuinely wonder if you guys are fucking around about this stuff

>>25962596
Yesterday my coworker kinda got that I am a virgin 25+. He just made some jokes and I believe he thought to knew something in the end like how I reacted to it.
I... I just don't know if he thinks I am a V now or not. This kinda sucks, if nobody talks about it on monday then I am fine I guess...

>>25962687
No anon, we don't "fuck" anything. This is the point of this thread.

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>>25962671
When did I say that?
If you want me to believe a 40 year old is posting on an imageboard, while also posting anime, at least post a timestamp.

Seeing the same thread with the same, repetitive replies can be annoying.

>>25962736
Rip me. Seems like a lot of people hate women on /r9k/. You guys too?

>>25962769
>outing yourself as a virgin to the public
Nah.

>turned 21 four months ago
>go to sleep and wake up a few times
>browse imageboards a little
>its late january 2016 already


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>>25962642
Not having a job is the only thing that really bothers me atm to the point of near-mental collapse due to how desperate I am at enjoying my life as much as possible, and accomplishing what I've always wanted.

As for GFs and friends, that would just get in the way.

>>25962097
Rite qt m8.

OP how does it make you feel that gay guys have more experience with women than you?

not to mention dogs, cats, flies and other bugs ofc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSsu1SFbjO0

>>25962769
Not him but as a 27 years old virgin who knows a 53 and a 42 years old virgins irl I don't find it it unbelievable. But I agree with you in the sense that most threads like this are probably bait.

>timestamp
Unless he's on infinite NEETbux it's a dumb thing to do, because it's social suicide and the moment it gets to your workplace you'll get bullied at best until you quit, or fired for bullshit reasons because females coworkers are "afraid" of having a "creep" in the building. You have no fucking idea how bad this kind of situation can get.

>>25962880
Does the wraith speak in long-forgotten tongues? Does he still have a soul? A pulse? Skin?

>>25963006
He's just a standard weird druid that lives in the woods and plays guitar, grows his own food and domesticates wild cats and birds. Looks like a regular human with long grey hair.

>>25962783
Not everyone hates women (at least I don't) and that has nothing to do with me being a virgin actually. I am a virgin because I never approach women besides talking to each other at work about work-stuff. Playing games all day and pc and stuff is way more interesting currently at 25+
Got my collegedegree now and just want to have time for me and my games.