acording to you robots, you can't be a robot if: >you

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>>25958729
>you are in collage

well you're obviously not

you sound mad someone said your not a robot. cry you little bitch

if your a chad and calll yourself a robot they are right. your just a chad

>>25958751
one letter, give me a break grammar nazi

>>25958729
>you are a female
>you aren't a KV

These ones are basically indisputable. Funny part is I'm none of those things except decently tall.

>>25958729
>you are a female
>you are tall (average)
>you are rich
>you are handsome
>you have conversation with a girl once
(yes)
>you touched a girl (yes)
>girls don't run away from you (they do)
>you don't live with your parents
>you have a job
>you are in collage
>you aren't a KV
7/11 mostly robot I guess.

>>25958770
>grammar
spelling actually

>>25958729
poor neet giraffemode women don't count?

>>25958729
The basic definition of robot is someone who's a virgin and don't really socially interact with people i.e. 'robot'.
>>25959576
(You)

>>25959630
Do they exist?

>>25958729
Also if you're white

>>25959576
What is your exact height?

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>actually wanting to be a part of the loser's club
"Robot" has no set meaning and trying to pin one down is idiotic since this board is populated by pathetic, shallow narcissists that think they're the only lonely, alienated faggots on earth.
Being a robot is a mindset, not a fucking checklist.

>>25958729
>you are made of flesh

>>25959727
Spot the "b-but I'm a r-robot too XD!" normie.

>there are people who unironically takes the "robot" meme seriously

>>25958729
>be me

>male
>tall
>broke
>average-good (6-7/10)
>yes, jfc, you're lying if you claim to have never TALKED to a grill
>have
>they don't (til they find out I'm broke)
>just moved back into my father's house, kill me
>no job
>not in a "collage" that I'm aware of
>have been kissed before

Am I a robot?

The only 2 things i am not out of those things are being a girl and rich, and I am still a proud robot

>>25959855
>>have been kissed before
Yes.
>>you're lying if you claim to have never TALKED to a grill
>Normies are literally unable to grasp this concept of zero female social interaction

>>25959656
Why ask?

I've met a few robots and a lot of them lie about their height or are just outright deluded.

>>25960156
>So you've never been served by a grill at a shop?
>You've never had a female teacher?

Seriously what the fuck, who are you trying to fool?

>>25960604
>So you've never been served by a grill at a shop?
I don't go out to eat.
>You've never had a female teacher?
No I haven't.

Daily reminder that normies are this clueless when it comes to robots.
>wa-whaaaat you don't go outside to socialize???

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>gay

If you are not gay GTFO THIS BOARD NORMIE SCUM

>>25960650
You're so full of shit it's ridiculous

>>25960706
Normies failing to grasp this concept is fucking hilarious.

>>25960739
>>Muh intelligence I'm so better than you, let me condescend onto thou a concept ye cannot grasp and then repeat myself over and over
>>I've never talked to a girl in my entire life, not once. Never been asked the time by a girl, no girl ever said a single word to me throughout (probably) 13 years of schooling.
>>I've never been in public

Get the fuck out

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>>25960783
>This fucking post right here above me senpai

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>>25960739
Its highly statistically improbable that you've never interacted with a female your entire life, anon.
>>25959792
Spot the uneducated retard.

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>>25960926
>>Spot the uneducated retard
>Has a gf or has had one
>Has a social life
>Probably has been to college and has a job
You are by definition not a robot. You want a special snowflakey term to refer to yourself then use "cyborg."

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>>25961021
I'm not the one trying to carve out a special snowflake pedestal for themselves, robocuck.
None of your problems are unique or even hard to understand, but of course you're all special snowflakes who can only understand one another with your extraordinarily limited worldviews.

>>25961073
The reason they fight so hard to be 'speshul snowflakes' is because if they admitted to themselves that their problems aren't unique they couldn't justify their refusal to solve said problems. Millions of Americans have mental illnesses (most robots don't) and have friends, lovers, jobs and just aren't generally disliked by their close circles.

I'm 6'2", have a 7" penor, white, and have had jobs in the past.

Never fucked, kissed, hugged, held hands with, or dated any girls.

But I still can't call myself a robot because I have to admit that I had 5 girls ask me out in highschool and I turned them all down because I thought my catholic parents would be mad at me.

Turn's out they're still glad I didn't get involved in relationships at a young age because by this point they think I'd be a father of 3. I guess that's a complement, but fuck, I ain't no baby's daddy; it'd be cruel in this climate.

>>25961267
Haha nice arm chair psychology reddit! Where'd you get your degree again?
>Fails to think about that maybe robots like using that word and coming here for getting that sense of belonging they don't get anywhere else
>Nah let's just call them lazy and call it a day!