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Choose one, robot.
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>>25958688
Go back in time
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10 million is the only correct answer
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why the fuck would i want to fix my mistakes when i could get the cash?
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>>25958708

>fix your mistakes
>make all the right choices
>have lived a good life
>make money from good choices
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>go back in time
>invest in stocks and bitcoin
>also get to fix your life and become chad
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>>25958708
Go back in time end up with more then 10 mill?
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>>25958688
$10 million cash. Even if I went back, I couldn't fix balding at 16 and having a beta face and stopping growing at 5'6. All my 'mistakes' were due to genetic inferiority and not me.
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>>25958722

More like:
>go back in time and become a cringy autist earlier
>make new mistakes
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>>25958721
>>25958723
What if fixing your mistakes gave you a shittier life, for whatever reason? What if you fail to fix your mistakes?

10 mil is the best option. The redpill is just too risky.
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>>25958766
Pick the money beta bucks confirmed
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>>25958688
blue pill is the only correct answer

but for me i'd choose red pill because i've done some terrible mistakes in my life
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go back in time... fuck the money
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>>25958785
not going to accept a 10mil shitty life

10 mil isn't rich enough to fix the level of failure that I am
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>>25958845
Take the 10 mil, move to a third world country and live like a king

Simple t b honest
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Blue, easily. But I'm also only 23 so I haven't had enough time to fuck up my life.
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>>25958746
Solid rationalization, Geoffrey. Keep blaming the world, it's not your fault you're a loser :^)
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>>25958922
He's right though. Genetics literally make or break you.
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>>25958881
but then I'd have to live in a 3rd world country


why the fuck would i want that


if that's the game I'll just get a 900/m apartment and coast the rest of my life
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Take the red pill and win the fucking powerball.

Why 10 million when you can have 400?
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>>25958954
How about moving to a developing third world country? China? India? 10 mil will get you a mansion in an upper class area in both of those countries
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10 million dollars, all I want is to be comfy also going back in time and having all the knowledge of the future will drive me insane.
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>>25959049
Ten million will get you a mansion and a living fund in a red state even.
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Moar money for dem programmz of course.
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>>25958961
Now you have to just travel to another state and mug the winner before he wins or something, lest you ruin your one redo.
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>>25958688
RED PILL.
Fuck money, I don't care.
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>>25959888
I'm talking about the 1.6b jackpot, asshat. There were 3 winners, 4 including me. I'll let you do the rest of the math.
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Red. How to time travel pham?
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>>25958688
I feel like if I fix all my mistakes I'm bound to make more along the way I'll take the cash
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Red pill. I would make way more than 10 million if I retained knowledge of the future.
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>fix mistakes

Happiness

>$10 mil

Possible happiness, but could just lead to empty lifestyle sitting around being bored (assuming most robots don't have the drive to go actually do things with the money like start a business or travel)

I choose fixing the mistakes. My dad told me to go after the 5/10s in high school and I ignored his advice in favor of chasing my oneitis, who was a Christfag. I could have gotten lots of ptp, then gone after the 5/10s to learn the ropes, then used my confidence to get an actual lifelong mate. Instead I'm a permawizard going on wraith.
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>>25961758
not too late pham. How old?
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>>25958961
>>25960417
>splitting the 1.6 billion jackpot with 3 people
>not winning the week before and having 800 million to yourself
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The cash; it fixes 99% of my problems anyways.
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>>25958688
10 Millions dollars

Invest in 3 million lottery tickets

500 billion in the bank now

Buy women
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Red pill. Fix all current mistakes. Live through until current time, and fix the final mistake of not picking the blue pill.
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>>25958688
red pill
>use my future knowledge to ace school
>code a bunch of mobile apps before smartphones are invented so I can cash in the moment they are
>take my "pretend" girlfriend seriously with the future knowledge that she actually did like me
>do good in university with my future knowledge AND do everything I can to socialize and network.
>buy 10,000 bitcoins for 50$ in 2010 and sell them off in 2013 to get 10,000,000$
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I'd take the money.
With the current exchange rate of GBP to tendies, I'd get bang for my buck at $10,000,000
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>>25958688
depends on what level of mistakes we're talking about.

>it was a mistake to not play the winning lotto numbers
>it was a mistake to not mine bitcoin back when it was viable to do on consumer-grade computing power
>it was a mistake to not buy apple/microsoft/google stock at the appropriate times
>it was a mistake to not get laid with 100% success rate
>it was a mistake to not say the right combination of words to that girl in order to get laid

if I only get to go back in time and fix petty shit like telling someone you love them the day before they die, then no I'll take the 10 mil, but if I get to go back in time and essentially craft my version of a perfect life, including getting rich anyway... then going back in time is obvious.
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>>25961935
You should go back in time and invest in fedoras since you support the product so much with your novels.
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10 milion euro are you fucking kidding me

>move into a cozy small non-expensive place by myself
>hire personal trainer to come over every fucking day
>keep my little job of 4 days a week just to not be a NEET anymore
>Control my spending and live life
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>>25958785

>10 mil is the best option. The redpill is just too risky.

You could easily ruin your life with that kind of money. Ever read the stories of all those people who won it big in the lottery and then wind up in ruin?
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>>25958961

You going back in time and doing anything slightly different could end up causing different powerball numbers to come up, because of the butterfly effect.
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ALL mistakes?

So I'm literally a perfect human being if I take the red? Easy choice really
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>>25962027
not him but i'm not really a person of extravagance.
the most expensive shit i'd be buying with that money would be computer parts.
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>take the red pill
>go back in time to when I told myself to take the red pill
>take the blue pill instead
best answer, really
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>>25958688
>Red pill is basically cyanide, you're dead = problem solved
>Blue pill means I can have whatever I want, I can get whatever education I want to get whatever job I want to make as much money as I won't, or I can just learn to invest
>Or just move to wherever I want and live /comfy/
Easy choice here, blue pill all the fucking way.
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>>25958688
I'm only 22. 10 million would set me up for life.

>Buy 20 acre property.
>Build a huge basement and buy 20 10k PCs
>Buy all steam games
>Hire some investing finance faggot to make me more money
>Buy mail order brides and give them their own rooms with food and entertainment.
>Live the sweet life.
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>>25958688
>red pill
>buy lotto ticket
>more than ten million dollars cash
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>>25962244
>Buy 20 acre property.
>Build a huge basement and buy 20 10k PCs
>Buy all steam games
>Hire some investing finance faggot to make me more money
>Buy mail order brides and give them their own rooms with food and entertainment.
>Live the sweet life.
Cringe thread?
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>>25962244
two mistakes
>>Hire some investing finance faggot to make me more money
bad idea, these people are vultures a lot of lottery winners actually lose all their money to guys like this, since their firms pay them more for getting their clients to take risky investments
>>Buy mail order brides and give them their own rooms with food and entertainment.
REALLY bad idea, they will make off with all your money, guaranteed.
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Going back in time won't make me attractive or intelligent

Some things can't be fixed
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>>25958722
>>go back in time
>>invest in stocks and bitcoin
>>also get to fix your life and become chad

Being Chad is predominantly genetics and a gym routine. Going back in time isnt going to fix your autism, and if you lack the willpower to work out now, nothing will change that.

You need capital to invest. Even assuming you find crazy investments netting over 1000% return, you'd still need a quite a bit of money to end up with 10m.
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>why the fuck would I want to live through my life again

>10mill
>house $1-2m
>cars $300k
>funtimes $40k year doing fun shit, travel, buying stuff etc
>rest goes to investment and live the lewd life
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>>25962378
>you'd still need a quite a bit of money to end up with 10m.
not if you know about bitcoins
a bitcoin in 2010 was less than a cent each ,
a bitcoin in 2013 peaked at 1000$ each.
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>>25962244
You're an idiot.

I'm gonna skip past most of your stupid and point out that even if you don't marry the mail order brides if they live with you for more than seven years or so you're common law married and they're still entitled to half your shit. Not to mention that you'd have to get them all their citizenship/immigrant visa shit and they have rights now that they live here that you'd have to not violate. If you think you can get away with just hiding them on your fuckup farm forever with no consequences you're a fucking retard.

They're also people willing to be mail order brides. They'll do whatever they feel they need to do to get what they want, including knifing you, taking your shit, and vanishing. Or just holding you hostage and blowing all your money. Or just refusing to have sex unless you give them increasing amounts of shit. Banging them against their will is still rape, also as I previously said they're mail order brides, they're bound to be maladjusted and possibly violent. So they'd probably cut your dick off.
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>>25962036
>believing in the butterfly meme

>>25961807
Let me guess, you just looked up what the previous week's jackpot was now?
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>>25958688
Can i fix autism?
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>go back in time
>fix my losing powerball ticket
Works for me
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>>25958688
Unless your "mistakes" made you disabled or something, there is literally no reason not to choose the cash.
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>>25958721
>make money from good choices
Good choices don't always result in $10,000,000. Even most of the biggest Chads don't have that.
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>>25958688
easily the 10 million. the 10 million dollars will fix my mistakes by getting me laid fuck the rest.
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>>25963071
true randomness exist in the world,
you would fix your powerball number to be what the future you knows it would be , only to find out that the winning number is different this time.
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>>25963124
"No."
original comment original comment original comment
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>>25958688
10mil never look back
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>>25958688
give me dat blue mayne
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>>25958688
Fix my mistakes.

"I just want my time and my mind intact
When they both gone, you can't buy 'em back"
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>>25958688
Thats what got me here. That's what made me this. I live a thousand mistakes everyday
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>>25958898
objectively wrong
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>>25958688

>implying 10 million wouldn't fix all my problems

I'd put $6 million in an account that would pay me $100k a year for the next sixty years assuming I live that long, and then use two million to buy and do all the things I've ever wanted, then with the last two million, put a million in a sealed account for a rainy day, and put a million in a trust for my kid if I ever have one.

Money is literally the thing that solves every problem.
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>>25958688
Go back in time
but not before listing every lotto result
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>>25958688
They weren't all my mistakes and I was helpless for the most part, I'd choose the 10mil
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>>25958688
There is LITERALLY only one choice here (Blue Pill), all you morons saying red pill do understand that going back in time and changing the past is essential ENDING YOUR OWN EXISTENCE, you and your past self are basically separate entities, if you change the life experiences of the past you, then the future you would become a different person and at that point YOU'D FADE OUT OF EXISTENCE SINCE THE YOU THAT YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER EXISTS. You idots aren't thinking this true, any change to your life experiences is a change in reality, if for example your hand got cut off in an accident and you went back in time to stop that, it wouldn't be like you had would instantly appear on your body and you'd keep the memories, YOU WOULD JUST FADE OUT OF EXISTENCE (DIE) and a different you (basically a clone) would TAKE YOUR PLACE in your timeline, the you that got his hand cut of NO LONGER EXISTS BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED.

So the choices give are no different than:
Red Pill - Suicide
Blue Pill - 10 Million Cash
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>>25958721
You could make good choices with the 10 million dollars.
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>making mistakes in the first place
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Red pill if i can go back and stay

>You will never be 6 playing nintendo 64 with dad again
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>>25958688
10 million of course.
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>>25962027
I've also read about people who fell off cliffs, ate poisonous shit and died, died from being morbidly obese. I'm not a dumb fuck. I wouldn't squander the money.
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>go back in time
>fix all mistakes
>get to where I am now
>choose 10 million dollars cash

Literally no reason to choose any other answer.
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>>25958688
ill take the money simply because there is no way fixing my mistakes will get me anywhere anyways.
plus you'll just get more mistakes.
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I could just bet on superbowls, though.
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>>25959049
>implying moving to DESIGNATED and having a mansion is better than america and upper middle class
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>>25958688
If I go back in time, would I be able to stop my best friend from getting cancer and dying? If I can't, then I'll take the 10 million. I haven't made many huge mistakes in my life.
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>>25966603 good idea
>>25958688

go back in time , get to 2016 , go back again , repeat

>who time loop here ?

webm kinda related
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>>25965426
OK well my current self is a failure so I want to get rid of it anyways. Red pill isv looking tastier by the second
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10 million

The evil you know is better than the evil you don't

Go back and fix all mistakes and you won't know what your life will be like

If I got 10 million right now who gives a shit about all my past mistakes, the future looks bright
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>>25958688
Time travel obviously. Shit, all the money in the world wouldn't be enough if I could at least go back to February 2010 or March 2007.
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>>25966950
The .webm got me thinking
>Go back in time
>Fix all mistakes
>One day, or hell, an hour before you receive the pills
>Or if you can take them to yourself
>Do all kinds of despicable shit
>Tap as many asses as you want, rape, kill, whatever
>Take red pill
>Being a degenerate like that = mistake
>Rinse and repeat
There's no way this plan could ever go wrong.
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10 million. I could buy enough liquor to make me forget two lifetimes of mistakes
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>>25966950
That webm was a little intense for me. I'm not used to seeing perfection willy nilly like that you need to warn somebody before you post that.
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>>25958688
Trick question. Both contain DXM.
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