Which role did you play in your family?
genius failure here
I play the failed normie disappointment son since I'm only child.
>tfw your parents and grandparents bust your balls about getting a girlfriend
It wasn't supposed to be this way. My older brother was born with the down's. So i basically had to fill in. I really can't blame him for anything, I just wish my two younger brothers weren't incompetent self centered faggots.
semi success i mean you guys tell, made it in my country's best uni, only second among my cousins to get an admission there but I am currently failing a lot of courses
was the child prodigy, advanced in every thing, fast learner, not really bad at anything (accept getting along with other kids), had significant interests in practical things, parents sent me to a magnet kid school I had to test into, I got into the honors classes at the honors school essentially
than I started to lose my mind, did a bunch of drugs, attempted to kill myself and for the last 6-7 years I've spent all of my free time alone avoiding any aspect of human interaction
so I guess I became the failure
I don't regret a thing
"Smart" but not smart enough to have any accomplishments.
the emotionally distant bookworm who moved far away and rarely calls
>The Genius/Devil's Advocate
I make my family angry a lot through by taking the less popular side in an argument, but I was very smart in school. I was a fast learner, in a lot of advanced classes, etc.
I always do this shit. I can't stand being in any conversation that is little more than a circle jerk feed back loop for people sharing the same opinion without carefully considering valid arguments of the opposing side. You don't learn anything if everyone agrees with you.
the slightly above average intelligence failure
let's face it im not a genius, and ive seen just normal people that struggled thru highschool do way better than me just because of sheer perseverance and willingness to try and try again. feels pretty bad desu.
Me apparently, but thats not saying much.
Likely me in that part with how things are going.
my older sister
my older sister and brother
My father wanted me to run the family business. I said fuck that, and am now almost about to get a STEM degree and apply for work as a geospatial analyst. For some reason though, everyone in the family thinks I'm also one of the smartest around.
No clue why.
>everybody thinks im smart because i'm good at computers
>i'm actually an adhd riddled idiot with too much time on his hands
I'm the average guy who doesn't put much effort into anything and sucks with social interactions.
Honestly all of them except failure.
considered the smart one in the family. this perception is given more weight due to the differences between me and my sister, who has poor to mediocre skills in almost everything
did martial arts for a bit. wanna get into boxing again. like running, fitness, but not as fit as I wanna be yet. I get loud and angry at my parents at times when they piss me off
brought home a few girls to meet the parents, either before a date or after we were dating.
Snuck in a few as well.
aside from being kicked out of advanced classes in junior high, and a few failed tests, and retaking a class or two because I dropped it early, I've never really failed at anything.
don't you mean success? Anyway, that would be me as well. Graduated college, won a award from school to teach in thailand for a year, came home, started a freelance writing business (made very little money for an entire year lol), randomly got called for a job two months ago and now I make 55k. Gonna use the money to boost my biz.
>raped by abusive father
>raped by abusive mother
>raped by angsty brother who killed himself soon after
>repeatedly aped by alcoholic sister
>never went to school
>literally work as a slave all day doing chores and sleeping all rest day so i could escape from it all
I was just there to suffer.
My younger brother is more of a robot than I am. I have a feeling my parents are expecting me to look after all of them financially and provide grandkids when they start to get old.
If only they knew.
>tfw my parents are poorfags and thought it was a super smart idea to shit out 5 kids
Gee thanks, good to know it's your stupidity that partially made me a robot. Shitty genes didn't help either.
>Spend my time in my room playing vidya most of the day
>Occassionally do some elite haxor assembly programming because fuck you I like it now fuck off with your muh oop
>When parents ask me what I do in my room I can't say that I fap and play games all day
>Tell them I was doing some programming
>Everyone thinks I'm some sort of fucking Einstein of programming
>Really am complete retard who mostly plays vidya all day and faps to sweaty busty czech babes
The successor. My older sister is more the failure since she was always ungrateful and never helped with anything. I told my
singlemother that I'd help with bills as soon as I got a job. And I did.
same, opies. I'm not even really smart, I just read up on a lot of thing and find sensible solutions to things, which my family seems entirely incapable of.
I men shit, my mom often has me help her with putting together ikea furniture and shit cause I'm so "smart",because she's seemingly incapable of following the instructions on the back. I love her to bits but it's pretty annoying to be called smart when I'm just sensible and somewhat well read.
Honestly, my achievements are more obvious and easier to point out because I can compare them to my sister's. When I put me and her side by side, I surpass her in virtually every single way. Sometimes I think a little too much of my self esteem is based on how much better I am compared to her, as well as how much I don't want to be her. Makes me wonder how much I would be pushed to achieve if I was a single child
I guess the genius? I am by no means a genius, but I got good grades and made honor roll in high school, graduated college, ect. Everyone in my family asks me for tax help and financial advisory. My biggest pet peeve is helping my family with their newest tech purchases, or wiping their computers every month. God I hate it.
>tfw not jewish
>tfw I majored in history
>tfw my mum telling me that she bought me a bike before i was even born
faux genius, see below
Since my older brother was such a shitty kid, my mum would always coddle me instead since I was quiet and did better at school. I was never as smart as people thought I was though; since I had Asperger's I got tonnes of extra help at school and stuff so people would think i was as smart as an adult, whereas really it was just the teaching assistants basically doing my work for me. Now that I've come out of school I'm a social retard so I was a NEET for a year until I found a shitty, deadend job. My brother on the other hand, while he did shit at school, has managed to land not only a successful and growing career, but also a nice and hot girlfriend who he's moved in with.
tl;dr, my brother
Well he may be an idiot but at least he isn't retarded like me
I'm gay though, so they don't know. :3 It kind of sucks sometimes because they're always like, "anon, when are you bringing a girl home? You're not gay, are you? Don't be gay, anon, that's not natural and God only made man and woman."
reminder that genius and failure is impossible. if you really were so smart you would have managed to pull your life off despite the circumstances. laziness is just an euphemism for stupidity.
The lazy smart one/underacheiver
I got got great marks up until I attended public school at 12 y/o though I never really tried for those grades, so when I when i went to high school I really didn't give a shit and got into a decent state uni off SAT scores alone. So far i'm bad-good-bad for my semesters so if I don't do well this time I'll probably drop out and join the Air Force.
I was also the kinda nerdy/socially awkward kid until recently I stopped giving shit about that too. Still a virgin and a quiet guy with girls in general though.