Best way to shoplift alcohol? Preferably malt liquor from a shitty gas station.
>he doesn't even have enough neetbux to buy shitty liquor
kek, underage fag trying to get drunk detected.
Park somewhere out of sight from the gas station. Wear a hat or something so you're not identifiable on cam.
Get your shit and get out. It's highly unlikely they will chase you but make sure no one is by the time you are getting to your car.
That being said, it's not fun to steal. It's a horrible feeling I've done it a couple times and felt like shit and was paranoid that they would find me. Get someone to buy you booze or just don't drink it's not that hard.
no NEET is going to run in there like alpha chad and outrun some security
>That being said, it's not fun to steal
nigga that rush shit gets me high
>tfw started stealing just to get adrenaline highs
I don't know what I am even doing anymore