>finally get some weed (not easy for a robot)
>time to mute my suffering
>joint immediately burns open and all my weed blows away
>love smoking pot
>haven't smoked in nearly two years
>literally no friends anymore
>too afraid to go up to random people and ask them for a hookup
Just make one out of a carrot you lazy pieces of shit. Shit, my current carrot is moldy as shit it has even wilted but im still tokin freely. i could be tokin mold but shit im still breathin fine
Most just use a mylar bag and vacuum packing. That's all you need for domestic. You only need decoys for international orders.
The only way you're gonna get caught domestically is if someone tells on you, or the shippers' been profiled.
Correct. It's not worth the FBI's time to bust small-scale weed purchasers.
Hell, in my state it's decriminalized. If you're caught you get a $100 civil monetary fine (aka a traffic ticket, basically). It's not even a misdemeanor. It's literally the LOWEST priority of the police. No way a federal task force is showing up at your door.
Talk about paranoid. lolololol lay off the weed, bro.
For those worried, here is the most complete list of darknet related arrests. Over half of the arrests were international orders. There's only a handful of countries that people completely advise against buying in: China, the Middle East, Japan, and Malaysia/Indonesia/Thailand.
>that feel when I ordered 600 pills of diphenhydramine every month for a year and task force showed up at my house to question me and look around at all my shit