>finally get some weed (not easy for a robot) >time to

>>25950662
kek

anon you fucked up

>>25950662
Buy a bowl man, a cheap one is $15

>>25950917
more like 5-10$

>>25950662
1. how does this possibly happen
2. of course it would happen to you
3. where you at, some robo bro will hook you up

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>love smoking pot
>haven't smoked in nearly two years
>literally no friends anymore
>too afraid to go up to random people and ask them for a hookup

>>25950662

>Using rolling paper
>Not just getting a cheap acrylic bong

Literally why?

>>25951092
If you live in a major city try craigslist

>>25951129
I feel like that is a very easy way to get arrested/beaten up and robbed.

Also my city is pretty tiny.

>He can't even roll a joint
Holy fuck OP I mean god damn

>>25950917
>>25950957
Just make one out of a carrot you lazy pieces of shit. Shit, my current carrot is moldy as shit it has even wilted but im still tokin freely. i could be tokin mold but shit im still breathin fine

>smoking outside
>not double checking your rolls
you brought this on yourself anon.

>>25951092
use the fucking dark net markets anon
don't even have to go outside :^)

>>25951289
I don't want to go to prison senpai.

My ass is too pure and untouched.

>>25951307
don't pretty much all sellers ship discreetly though?

>>25950662

>rolling all your weed in one joint
>using a joint in the first place (rolling j's is really for experienced people)

as other anon's said

>not using a bowl or bubbler.

>>25950917
>>joint immediately burns open and all my weed blows away
hell I got a cheap one for $5CAD

>>25951129
I did that, but I'm in DC so its decriminalized

>>25951326
The FBI owns like half the 'dealers' on that place, they track you and you get arrested.

>>25950662
Loooool my god man

When you light a joint twist the end and only touch it with the tip of the flame don't shove the joint inside the flame

>>25950662
tip for you who just started and hasn't spent a shitton of money on it
buy a vaporizer and start vaping brick weed
you are going to spend much less money
really
MUCH less

>>25951326
Most just use a mylar bag and vacuum packing. That's all you need for domestic. You only need decoys for international orders.

The only way you're gonna get caught domestically is if someone tells on you, or the shippers' been profiled.

>Smoking weed
>2016 CE

Vaporize it, bro. Smoking is unhealthy and wasteful. It also won't stink up your apartment.

>>25950662
buy a pipe you retard person

>>25952046
Untrue. There has never been a single sting done on DNM purchasers except a handful of cases involving either poison or guns.

>>25952089
Correct. It's not worth the FBI's time to bust small-scale weed purchasers.

Hell, in my state it's decriminalized. If you're caught you get a $100 civil monetary fine (aka a traffic ticket, basically). It's not even a misdemeanor. It's literally the LOWEST priority of the police. No way a federal task force is showing up at your door.

Talk about paranoid. lolololol lay off the weed, bro.

http://www.gwern.net/Black-market%20arrests

For those worried, here is the most complete list of darknet related arrests. Over half of the arrests were international orders. There's only a handful of countries that people completely advise against buying in: China, the Middle East, Japan, and Malaysia/Indonesia/Thailand.

>>25952046
Yeah the dealers get busted. The buyers should have nothing to worry about unless theyre buying like a shitton of stuff

>>25952062
What type would you reccomend

>>25952078
b-but the hit just ain't the same sempai-kun

>>25950662
>joint immediately burns open and all my weed blows away
Incredible.

No, literally incredible. As in I don't believe you.

>>25953927
dgk g-pro camo
the best one
doesn't leave any dank smell all over your house

>>25952089
>>25952131
>>25952170
>>25953306
>that feel when I ordered 600 pills of diphenhydramine every month for a year and task force showed up at my house to question me and look around at all my shit

>>25954057
Lmao really? My friend buys the bottle of 250

>>25950662
>doing drugs
lol

>>25952037
Nigga what? I'm farther down Route 1 in DC and you can literally talk to anybody in any corner to get a hook up.

>>25950662
Drugcucks on suicide watch

>L-Life is so hard! Muh brain can't deal with it

>>25954057
Why were you buying so much?