So, which are you?
Women, which do you like best?
I drew this up seeing how so many of you can easily skip to the "Not-so-bad Normie" step/ impersonation if you were just more calm/ relaxed and slightly outgoing.
Everything is wrong with nu-males tbhwyfam
I like the robot and the not-so-bad normie. The guy I like is a mix of both. his expression is more like the not-so-bad normie but he's not very chill or calm. He's always on the move and I want him to settle down once in a while and chill with me ;_;
What do you think? literally every 4 billion women on earth want nothing less than Chad.
they will say otherwise because women are liars- or they are secretly talking about what they would settle for.
I made a shit one of women, I should expand these and add like a shit ton more
I know I need to add the constant laughing asses, the controllers, the angel (psycho variant), and some others
Updated "not-so-bad normie"
Added smiles. Too many people identified themselves as it, so I needed to add the one thing that actually separated them from it and placed them straight into robot. I would also add "jokes" but that's more of a mutual thing between robot and not-so-bad.
Not-so-bad is basically robot transcended. I wanted to add regular normie and ratty shithead as well, but I got lazy.
my highly trained 2d aficionado interpret Crone as looking like this, you might need to ugly her up more.
That would be a crone stacy.
But more likely, it would be psycho-bitch. If you draw parallels between the two different ones, the "not-so-bad normie" and "psycho-bitch" are basically at the same level of attraction.
Basically regular girls that don't have any major downside/ aren't some kind of idiot social butterfly are "too good to be true", so it's just easy to default to "psycho-bitch", whereas the normie guy one could more likely end up as a dead-beat/ not as you expected and something farther down the scale. (or up, like all the negatives of chad)
Basically guys want the perfect amount of psycho-bitch, and girls want the perfect amount of chill/ level-headed normie.
That's the point
I'm gonna add in "professional" which is just robot minus all the low confidence shit + logic/ career orientated shit. Basically they COULD be not-so-bad normie, but they either end up sorta being like a nu-male, but kinda not. nu-male is like, guys that look like faggots/ post motivational shit on facebook. You know, the types 13 year olds are attracted to. Total fucking faggots who smile/ look directly at the camera, and are attention whores.
I shouldn't have used "nu-male" as the title- maybe just "faggot"
It's supposed to be those like overly supportive "you go girl!" kind of guys. Even attractive guys can end up in this league, but because they don't have a shred of aggression, they appear super beta.
Think guys who are always smiling a little too much.
Oh, so you mean like the guys with the really gay voices that act sassy? I know what you mean. Nu-male would be like a male feminist in Starbucks or something. You should include that
>not picking not-so-bad normie
he is clearly the best out of all of them. chad clearly has something to prove, implying insecurity; nu-male is just fucking annoying; robot is possibly the worst of the bunch because of how pathetic he is, and the autist is gay
and trust me, we can tell when a robot is attempting to masquerade as a normie
Are you a boy, feminine, and love to have your ass eaten?
What if I'm strong, confident, assertive but I smile frequently and am nice to everyone I meet?
I'm pretty fit.
Robot. I'm not suited for relationships they way they work for most people. I either need casual sex or an aspie gf. Anyway most assumptions people make about me are unfounded and inaccurate, as long as they can't even tell who I am I can feel superior.
Shocking to all I'm
It fits, though. For what little socializing I do, I'm friendly. Every other week when I grab groceries I'll say hi to the night guys putting up product and to the bored-looking cashier. We're all in it together.
Somewhere between Chad and Not-So-Bad Normie. I've slept around a bit. I'm aggressive, thank you dad. My ex used to say my catch phrase was "I always get what I want". Honestly most people are too polite to say no so if you just ask forcefully...
They are to people they perceive as each other. I honestly was a robot 100% maybe 6 years ago. Arcanine was my home but I decided I didn't want to be a Wizard so I made some changes.
why are you here... there is nothing for you here
>tfw average-looking stacy
feels goodman. you get all the perks of being stacy but are too ugly to really be widely considered one and as such are treated well by most everyone. Feelsgoodman
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NORMIES WHAT THE FUCK
I don't even come on r9k that much
but i know I'm a robot because every time I do there is a thread like 3 or 4 down from the top that relates to me
im so alone
i fucking hate myself
and sometimes i make threads trying to explain how i feel, and no one replies accept for Death Parade chan
thanks man, its a good a show
>mfw i realize i'm firmly in the autistic section
everything from the long shitty hair to the round face to the descriptions, it's me. What do I do now, other than the obvious physical stuff (lose weight, get a good haircut, look more relaxed/less like a faggot)?