>Boss leaves for week vacation
>tfw been taking 30 minute breaks instead of 10 minute breaks
Who else is literally Satan?
what you should be taking is a shit in her desk drawer
>had tacos for lunch
>take a poop after eating
>didn't flush and didn't wash hands after
>Ask for bbq sauce at maccers
>Didn't even use it
>Looked cashier in the eye as I threw it in the bin
>tourists ask me if I know where the dumbass place they're looking for is
>say no
>I actually do
>>25948118
>not giving them the wrong direction
Not that /devilish/ tbqh
>>25947906
>guy next to me asks if i have a pencil he could use for the class
>so no
>actually have several
>normie asks if i am virgin
>say no
>i am a total virgin
haha i fooled him
>sister leaves her mascara brush out
>apply it to pubes
>tfw she uses it every morning
>be in military
>always say be there 15 mins prior
>come to work anytime after that
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>>25948180
It was literally behind them and I just shook my head in disbelief.
>hey bro can I borrow a pen
>say that I don't have an extra
>do have an extra
Hehe sucker