>kid has failed past 3 math tests
>I helped him study before, but I help him study like crazy for the next one
>comes home from school
>ask him how he did on the math test
>he says he failed
>turns on the tv and starts watching Spongebob
>laughing "haha Patrick sure is stupid, right dad?"
>helped him study
ahahaha what a fucking cuck. my dad never helped me study. he made me study on my own and instilled the meaning of failure into me. now i know how to bounce back from that shit and am well to do in terms of finances. fuck niggers.
What the fuck is this bullshit.
>can't help his kid grasp basic addition
>instead of admitting his failure like a man and taking him to a tutor, he goes to 4chan and bitches about his kid to entertain a bunch of manchildren
>wonders why his kid turns out so shitty
he'd still be in kindergarten if I hadn't carried him through. you're probably smarter than my kid
what part of 'you're here forever" don't you understand
No 2k/hr tutor could get this shit through his retarded skull. He'll never see this shit, so it doesn't matter, and even if he did, he wouldn't connect the dots. When you're a parent, you'll realize you need to bitch about your kids to people, and when you don't have any friends, 4chan is your only outlet
that honestly always scared me.
what if your kid is a fucking idiot?
just imagine for second youre smart, you do everything right (ye i know), but he still turns out to be just a fucking idiot. not a literal retard, but just an annoying moron.
You can still love him like you love your kitty kat.
hahahhahahahahh funny stuff anyway
>you're probably smarter than my kid
ahahahahahahaha my sides.
aaah anyway ... i think that you are in time to stop that i mean if he is bad at math in that age can you imagine how shitty will be his life in school when he grows up ? i mean if you wanna be succesfull at lifee you NEED TO KNOW math... if you know math you will be good at science if you are good at both of that you can chooce between any carrer at university....
dude keep helping hihim he is still young....and study with him like a crazy... also ground that stoopid kid when he fails a test. he must know that if hes not good at school hes gonna be a failure
> and gonna end here.
>one day in the future we will all still be here frogposting about how awful are kids are while the future robots call us normies
just give him some notes on basic math (usually like 2 or 3 pages) and don't let him leave his room/do anything else until he's finished
they'll usually at least take a peak, that'll be enough; most kids are like sponges, bro
worked pretty well for my sister's kids anyway
better to have multiple kids, they'll warn the others
worst case scenario your son genuinely isn't currently disposed toward mathematics and you have to direct his interests elsewhere for the moment
you should really punish him from watching TV if he fails a test, he probably doesn't see any consequences to doing bad in school- even if he is dumb beyond repair, that's not a habit you want to encourage
it was funny, cause iirc people on that thread were calling out the absurdity of a successful doctor going on 4chan
and someone else said something like
"making fun of the people that pay your bills. classy"
one of the better threads last summer
I think most kids who are doing well are studying on their own, and doing so due to fear of failure / of disappointing their parents. how you get a child to have that psychology is a good question
...nah. after this kid fails multiple tests it's not a "if you pass your test you can go to Chuck E Cheese". Maybe on the first time, but now what he needs to do is "If you don't do well/better then you cant go to your friend's party/watch spongebob/play with your DS"
He's probably like me and found 4chan in its early years (2003-2005) when he was 20-25 and just went on from there. There's a 52 year old guy who posts on /pol/ anonymously called RamzPaul.
this is how me and my siblings were, for no fucking reason at all. my parents didn't really care how we did in school and both of my parents weren't great students. i kind of did good because i had to follow in my older siblings steps, though.
If you want a kid to do well in school you have to make him have an inner motivation. otherwise he'll just stop putting in effort when he gets older and his parents can't control him
He is a product of his environment. Why are allowing him to do this? If i have a kid, i make sure to limit his tv time. Tell him "NO. Until you pass the test, NO TV"
Dont let him turn on the tv and get away with saying ironic shit
I'm really worried this is not just a phase
>had literally 2 friends
>knocked girl up
>lost touch with both of them
yeah I'm probably gonna threaten to take his his wii u if doesn't pass the next test
No I did alright school. You're probably just projecting cause you're worried you parent would have done this had this existed
I'll try it out. thanks senpai
yeah i'm planning on it
believe me it was so hard to hold that back part of whyi had to come and let it out
I'll think about it. The weird thing is he did ok the night before with some of the problems but then failed the test
>ib4 test anxiety
It's not that't piss poor memory probably.
yeah he looks like me though
i have been reluctant to punish cause I'm worried that's gonna happen but I think the pros outweigh the cons at this point
Anybody got a link for that. I wanna re-read that thread
>mfw all these MummysBestBoys are trying to give parenting advice
maybe you are being too harsh on him?
My dad used to ''lecture'' me at math as well, but it was less of a lecture and more of a harassment on how dumb i was.But he also had tons of personal problems(that kept growing as i grow older)and wasnt even that much of a good dad.
My mother did a way better job than my dad cause she was just a high school graduate and not that smart, but you dont really have to be fucking einstein to understand 4th year math,i think it helped because she was learning beside me on what to do rather than being like ''this is how you do it dipshit'' like my dad was.
I also had this talk with a couple of my friends who are teachers, they all told me that teaching to their own children is pointless because they take their stupidity way more personal and just keep pushing on the issue.Worst case scenario just lock him up in his room for an hour or two with his books and stuff.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah its ok .. i mean i totally suck at math and my life basically sucks... if i wanna enter to a good university i must pass language, science, math test... im good at language, good at science ( except physics) and a total potato at math ...
im just fucking lazy anyway so fuck it.
aaaaaah you should train your son like people train his dog . u know if something is bad punish him ( no tv no cellphone no vidya ) if he do good stuff reward him. ( money ice cream vidya vacation trips ... drugs.. i dont fucking know )
just give him some notes on basic math and don't let him leave his room or well you know do anything else until he's finished ... dont let him take piss or take a shit if he havent finished the notes! god dammit!
but sorry to tell you that but this is a critical phase.... this could mark the destiny of your kid
or he is a succesfull doctor/lawyer/chairman
or just a fucking brainless chad with good looking but the bully of highschool / punk/ moron and gonna finished up in a shitty work
Few questions, first, how good at math are YOU? Second, are they forcing him to do that "common core" bullshit? If so just tell them common core is against your religion and they should teach him the normal way.
Tests don't mean shit. I did horrible on tests and yet I earn 85k a year, cause I have real-life skills.
DOn't worry about this anon. Just keep studying with your son and make sure he learns something legit.
M8, that just sounds like something retards say to make themselves feel better about their massive retardation. OP needs to be worried.
>implying this happened
>be squad leader
>2 of my soldiers don't show up to pt formation(roommates) and blame it on me for not telling them when formation was
>it's the same fucking time every single day