Robots BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

A. Robot. Does. Not. Want. Women.

IF YOU ARE A MAN WHO CANNOT GET WOMEN BUT WANTS THEM YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT YOU ARE JUST A FAILED FUCKING NORMIE.

>>25939887
A robot is a machine. There are no robots here. It's a fucking meme that isn't even defined. No one can agree on what a Robot actually is, it's just a way of (poorly) defining in-groups and out-groups for individual threads. You're a human. You're a human. You're a human. You may be sick in the head, or emotionally broken, but you're a human, not a robot and you're not the only one with problems. You're not the only ones with insecurities, or the only ones who have been rejected. Get over yourselves.

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>>25939887
Shh, you'll anger the manbabies with your statements of common sense.

>>25939926
>No one can agree on what a Robot actually is, it's just a way of (poorly) defining in-groups and out-groups for individual threads.
Nah. That's only because normalfags and women have infiltrated and keep trying to redefine what it means.

Who the fuck knows WHY they want this? Fact stands they're the ones introducing the inconsistencies.

>>25939887
I agree, but tell that to them and see what happens.

>>25939967
Bullshit, Robot wasn't even a thing until fairly recently. Anyone pushing the false dichotomy Chad-Robot meme is a memeshitter and nothing else.

>>25939986
Robots have been a fucking thing for YEARS now. The literal fuck are you on about?

>>25940012
What I'm on about is that you're a stupid fucking bandwagon hopper and every time you talk about Robots and Chads you make yourself look like a dumbass. Do you understand?

>>25940044

>It's a bandwagon!
Observation is not jumping on a bandwagon, normalfag.

Funny how it's ALWAYS normalfags that try to redefine things to fit in, and barring that, they try to deny OTHERS said thing if they can't get in on it with shaming and insults.

THIS is why I'm a robot. I DON'T WANT your bullshit around.

>>25940049
This shit is satire right?
Practically the other side of the spectrum if we talk about the definition of a robot, assuming it's not being meme for the luls.

>>25940115

Huh. Yeah it is. I find ree posts a lot funnier than they are.

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>>25940086
Please just kill yourself, Reddit, pretty please. Not a single person native to this website wants you here, it's just the unironic cross site posters who think your words carry any value. You can do exactly on /r/4chan what you love doing here, or fuck, go to /b/ for all anyone cares, that board exists for your shitposting.

Just leave, please.

>>25939857
That guy wasn't a robot, he was just an asshole.
A robot would go to the hospital to make sure she was ok , while her chad boyfriend couldn't care less and she still goes back to him and goes down on him.

>>25940086
I don't give a fuck what you want, bitchboy. That's what you don't get. This isn't your board, this isn't your safespace. You're not part of some in-group. You're a desperate tryhard with no friends and a dumbass oversimplified (for dumbasses like you) world view. Also you lie and deny reality that's right in front of you in hopes of winning internet arguments. You're a cancer on 4chan. Truly stop putting it off and kill yourself already.

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>>25940131

>/r9k/ 9000 was shut down because of robots the 1st time.

>/r9k/ was nearly shut down a SECOND TIME because of robots.

>/r9k/ was almost shut down AGAIN because of muh soggy knees.

>But natives don't want me here.

How long have you been here? Since 2015? lol Jesus, could you expose yourself as a newfag any harder?

>>25940149

>It don't matter what you want!
Try and make me leave. Oh, you can't. :^) Funny how that works. I'm pleased knowing it makes you THIS BUTTHURT by me just being here.

You normalfags deserve the worst. And you know it... that's why you come here to get it.

>>25940197
>Try and make me leave. Oh, you can't. :^) Funny how that works. I'm pleased knowing it makes you THIS BUTTHURT by me just being here.
Yeah just like a shit flinging downy being smug because he repulses everyone around him.

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>>25940241
>Normalfags prove they're psychos.
>More news at 11.

>>25939967
>A roastie here, a roastie there
>On /r9k/, they're fucking everywhere

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>>25940300
They come here because they like being insulted.

>>25940262
>The normies are mad, they are indeed
>Faggots they are, attention is what they need

>>25940324
>When chad can't slap them and abuse
>They come here to get a ruse

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>>25940352

kek

100% true.

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>>25940197
I'll have to ask you to stop blatantly trolling like this. You basically just admitted to only behaving this way for the purpose of irritating others. This isn't the board for it. Go to /b/.

>>25940428
Ah yes. The, "I'm-not-trolling-you're-trolling!" double-bluff.

Try a new tactic once in a while.

Next you'll just call me a virgin, spew something autistic and full-on retarded, and finally just stop because you have nothing else.

>>25940262
That chick has always had such a fuckable body on her.

plus that scene is comically hot

>>25940485
No, I'm serious. It's against the rules, which are very much enforced on /r9k/. I'm specifically talking about;

> I'm pleased knowing it makes you THIS BUTTHURT by me just being here.

Now please read Global Rule 3 before posting again.

>>25939887
This

The robot being back on has made /r9k/ great again. Don't block my comment

>>25940522
>Tripfag trying to hide behind the rules.
Cute.

>Global Rule #13: Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

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>>25940579
A username is not an avatar or signature. See pic related.

Now stop trolling, please.

>>25940604

If you think I'm trolling try and report it. I wonder how fast you'll be banned for rules #13 and #7.

>Enjoying your anger =/= trolling.

>>25940522
>Oh roastie, oh roastie, when will you learn!
>For your saggy old beef flaps no one shall yearn!

>>25939926
>implying humans aren't organic machines
Well meme'd

>>25940632
Why would I be banned for rules I'm not breaking?

>>25940654
probably because you're a faggot

>>25939887
THIS IS THE TRUTH
NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
I PRAISE YOU

>>25940654
Because you're trolling, as per the usual that a tripfag does so. There is a reason tripfags are universally hated on this website. It has 100% to do with how you act and post.

i mean, he's not WRONG. he's definitely in the friendzone. but he's also a faggot, because he talks shit on facebook passive-aggressively (just announcing his issues with her to everyone knowing she'll see it) and spinelessly (a bloo bloo a girl isn't interested in me what a whore bitch cunt at least be nice about it :c)

the friendzone is a very real thing, but everyone who knows the term is so deluded into attaching moral judgements to it automatically. they'll say either OHHH GIRLS ARE SO SELFISH AND CRUEL FOR PUTTING ME IN THE FRIENDZONE or OHHH MEN ARE SUCH HORNY PIGS FOR ALWAYS WANTING TO BANG ME AND TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME INTO IT WITH FRIENDSHIP. the fact of the matter is that if a girl wants to bang you, she wants to bang you and if she doesn't she doesn't. sometimes either or both parties in that imbalanced relationship act like shitheads, pretending it's only one person's fault in every case is idiotic.

>>25939926
I am a monster

>>25940241
>>25940428
Ugh im not even the robot youre talking to, but you chads can fuck off right back to /b/ you cancerous fuckers

>>25940654
You should be banned for stupidity.
On the thread where everyone is anonymous you must be special sunshine and have name.

>>25940638
I'd post my penis to prove you wrong, but neither will I post /soc/ content here, nor will I lower myself to the practice of posting my penis online. I have selfrespect, sorry manchild.

>>25940667
Being a faggot is not against the rules. I mean, even m00t's tripcode was moot##faggot, so clearly. Besides, whether I am a faggot or not is subjective and can therefore not be subjected under any enforcement.

>>25940675
Based on what am I trolling? On this apparent unsourced collective trolling agenda that allegedly all trip users partake in?

>>25940679
>humans are universally shit
It's that easy, but somehow, members of both gender seem to try to scapegoat the least understandable element of the rest of the human race, which happens to be the other gender.

>>25939926

B-but you don't really know this. Maybe there's actual androids sitting out there, tapping away at their keyboards

>>25939926

Humans are all robots. Squishy, wet robots.

>>25940768
>tripfag retard assaults a thesaurus in a b8 post

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>>25940768
>Multiple people are calling you out now.
>Continue to troll.

It's almost comical at this point. If it wasn't so pathetic.

>>25940768
>Ah, your cock I would not like to see
>sorry friend I thought you were a roastie
>Then get of my board whiteknight, REEEE

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>>25940768
>don't know what this argument is about
>going to tell you to fuck off anyways
Fuck off, tripfag.

>>25940813
Who are you quoting?

>>25940818
>you disagree with me SO UR TROLE
I have seen this kind of self defense mechanism plenty times before, manbaby. I had no reason to stop posting in their favor, neither do I have one now.

>>25940850
I commend your ability to rhyme. It's sad you choose to waste a potential talent on manchildposting, though.

>>25940880
Nice post, Reddit.

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>>25940906
>I have seen this kind of self defense mechanism plenty times before, manbaby.
Yeah, I can't imagine someone accusing someone else of trolling when they get butthurt. Especially not any tripfags in this thread. :^)

>>25940906
>Thank you
>Why thank you!
> rhyming is what I do
>That is true
>But I give no shits
>so how about fuck you

>>25940768

go be a tripfag somewhere else you attention-seeking monkey

>>25940959
>accusing
I didn't accuse you of trolling. You pretty much admitted to it (which ironically making you a bad troll), but I only informed you of possible sanctions such behavior may invite.

>>25941020
All humans are technically monkeys, so I don't see why adding that to your post was necessary.

>>25941052

If you think you're right then make a report. Again, we'll see how fast Global Rule #7 comes into effect.

>>25941052

Emphasis on attention-seeking. You're right however, I should've compared you to a dog.

>>25939926
Stop being mad someone can beat you at the oppression olympics, you angsty dumb whore.
Women are subhuman scam artists born into easy mode.

Their superpower is never, ever recognizing it or admitting it.

That's why every civilization realized you were tards who should be locked up in pens while the men talk.

>>25939887
if you dont have
>tfw no gf
then fuck off, you're the non robot
if you're not trying it's not a problem, get off the complaints board

>>25941008
>That roastie was mad
>as mad as can be
>With chad's cum in their eyes
>The truth they cannot see