Hey anon, what are your plans this weekend?

>>25936516
That's a weird dildo you got there senpai

>>25936516
finding this pic's sauce, desu

>>25936516
tonguing some holes

Working. I'm free Monday Tuesday, though, wanna hang out? I just got some Obama Kush recently and it's pretty dank.

Play Mabinogi and watch anime.

Maybe make it to the gym since I have been putting that off.

Other then that, nothing really.

My brother's wedding is on Saturday and I'm the best man

But blizzard is threatening to kinda ruin everything though

>>25936516
Hang out with my black friends, get blunted, watch them make out with their white gfs.

>go to the store
>get a box of Benadryl (maybe some DXM)
>play with the spiders in the snow

>>25936626
why not come out and admit you want to taste man shit

Play video games and watch cartoons in my room as always.

Have two friends over with their computers and play vidya and tabletop games

nothing, what do you think?

>>25936516
Raping your cunny

>>25936516
Who the fuck are you? And suck my dick, please.

>>25936755
your confusing me with you're dad kid

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>>25936516
Why normies JUST ABSOLUTELY HAVE to do something at weekends? WHY is the prospect of not doing something at a weekend SO HORRYFYING to them?

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holy shit it is friday, that means i haven't been outside in 5 days

>>25936516
Wageslaving away.

>>25936765

Include some Gamecube in that and you're me.

>>25936516
getting fucked up and hitting the club with the crew

>>25937125
>crew not krew

You're not Chad, you're just a normie wannabe Chad.

Not a plan in the world. No money, no drugs, absolutely nothing. I'm so bored you guys.

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>>25936516
my plans for this weekend are to goto work, then go on a date with a 37 year old cougar, then go to work again for my new job at IKEA on Sunday.

my friends invited me out to a get together but i'd rather try my hand at that Venezualan cougar puss.

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>>25936516
aoa every day

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>>25936516

just watch some anime and play some vidya desu

>>25936730
I envy you. Wish I had DXM. That would turn this boring Friday into an awesome Friday of magical adventure. I'm gonna go see if I have nutmeg in the house.

jacking off to girls that look like u and feeling miserable about being a pedo

>>25936516
Just stuff you know


<spoiler>no plans<spoiler>

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Was gonna spend the whole weekend in enjoying a free house but my parents decided to cancel their holiday because of food poisoning, so I'm now I'm stuck here.

I could still go get a load of beers and get hammered like I initially planned, but I'd be judged a lot more now. Guess I'll just see if my faggot friends are up to anything they're probably not since they're all wagecucks/boring cunts

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I gots me some beer woo hoo.
>mfw I suddenly realized I should've bought dxm

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>>25936846
It's the only free time that Mr Shekelstein allows them.

>>25936851
t. average 4channer

My friend cancelled on me because of a snow storm that might bring 1 to 3 inches of snow. I guess I'll just drink some brews and hang out by myself.

Image capatcha: fucking pancakes covered in maple syrup. Guess who's weekend plans just changed to include some delicious breakfast treats!

>>25936516
might go see a movie with friends then bowl or play pool. why are you asking?

yfw i say this to every girl

>>25936730
fucking benadryl

never again, I thought the spiders were a myth or just a coincidence and next thing I know I'm freaking out telling my parents there's fucking white spiders everywhere

did it at night in high school, thinking I'd have a cool night. ended up passing out, skipping work the next morning bc I was knocked until like 2pm, my parents called me downstairs and I was freaking the fuck out talking to shampoo bottles and falling asleep standing up. fuck benadryl dude

>>25938426
On deliriants I always see flies everywhere. Always wanted to see the spiders, maybe I should dose higher next time. I did experience phantom cigarette smoking though on multiple occasions.