>make cute-but-believable girl tinder account
>match with 4-6/10 guys
>talk to them for an hour or two
>unmatch them out of nowhere
How's your tinder going?
>figure my busty coworker must be on Tinder
>use Fakebook account to sign up
>spend 2 nights trawling the deeps
>find her profile: "here for hookups and maybe more"
>say bye to the 2 girls I matched with and uninstall
And that's how I know not to touch her. Done
But why? It's just a waste of time. Why not print out the coworkers Tinder profile and put it on a billboard?
And no, don't use a printer that can be traced to you.
I just wanted to know what her morals were.
I'm not touching someone who explicitly seeks hookups via Twitter. Just no. Learn how to mate selection you bitter lads.
I'm not going to tell you how many virgins I've slept with cause you'll get mad and tell me to get off /r9k/ even though I've been here forever. Yeah that'll work.
She wouldn't care. She's uninhibited.
Posting some profiles that made me laugh
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.