Don't know where the owner is, or any of the workers so I guess I'll just open the doors and see what happens. Come in, have a drink
Aw Sam, you always serve the best feelwater in here. Real good stuff. You always take care of me good, Sam.
At an empty bar alone I live this feel no chads staring at me just a cocktail
Original Bartender here (the terminally ill one).
Happened to be lurking while I wait for my bus so I figured I'd check in for the night and see how the place is doing. I'll probably be able to host tomorrow.
been invited to goto a friends going away party but am pretty scared.
i have one friend willing to go with me there, but i think he is getting annoyed with me because i am sort of clingy with him. i could go alone, i will know a lot of the people there but am not friends with them.
how can i feel less anxious and get the guts to go guys?
Sorry I'm late guys, I've had a rough couple of days.
Anyway, you know the drill: Relax, have a drink , and get rid of whatever's on your mind.
ID's will need to be shown for alcohol, and if you don't have any, I'll be happy to serve you some ice water.
Right away, sir. I hope you enjoy your night.
Glad to see you're still around. c:
I was like you once. I was always scared of going to parties. The thing that I learned was that you just have to jump in and get your feet wet. You'll be scared, but everything will be alright when you get there, trust me.
Sure thing, sir.
That's a shame, I'm sure you worked really hard to get where you are. To be fair, if you don't care about school, why go? Go where you want to go, not where others want you to go.
Chocolate milk for me, Sam.
>just high af and computin', listening to classic rippity rap
Can't decide whether to go buy a bottle of bourbon. Would be my 4th or 5th this week. I want to quit but I'm going to be home alone all night and bored. Quitting tomorrow would probably be easier because I'll be out of the house doing things tomorrow day and night but tonight I'll be doing nothing. Probably just trying to rationalize drinking though.
Evening my fellow bartender. Serve me up senpai.
Thanks. Now if you excuse me. I need to get my Finnish Mosin Nagant and take out some talking animals near my bridge.
>when you look through the archives and find an interesting thread that you should have taken part in
>when it's about something that isn't mentioned often on any particular board
>when you get so excited you forgot you were looking through the archives and refresh expecting new posts
>when you remember why you saw that thread
At least it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon,
Here you go, sir.
Thanks anon. I don't like the flavor of most beer. Shit and piss to be exact. Fruity shit like Steel Reserve is my kind of beer. Any recommendations? BudLight Firewalker and Hurricane aren't bad either.
>Actually forcing yourself to drink plumbers sweat.
>Not getting good flavor and buzzed.
Here you are, sir.
I fancy Cuba Libres and Mike's Hard Lemonade. I hear Not Your Father's Root Beer is pretty good too.
Its called having taste anon.
If you enjoy drinking something that tastes like ass, you enjoy the flavor of ass.
>Actually eating out a pile of ash
Anon not only is your taste shit, so are your fetishes.
That would be a good response anon, had you not lost out to the word filter. Makes me question whether you could score ash pussy or not.
He started it.
I don't care WHO started it, just try to keep it not in here. This is a place for people to relax, not for arguments.
>My mother told me that I am negatively influencing my little brother with my sad feels
>I realize that the only way for him to not end up like me is to stop talking to him; I keep venting my feels
>He is the only loving and sympathetic friend I have; but I am pushing him away for his own good
>I'm sorry bro, we had great times growing up together. But I am doing this for you.
>tfw he asks "Why are you so quiet anon? Why won't you talk to me anymore?"
oh. right. My bad. I need to get going, this job doesn't do itself.
You should try drawing your own gondos.
I drew this chap myself hope you like it.
Taken me ages to get this fire going.
We'll worth it though lads
Just some cheap whiskey and jazz music for me Sam.
My gf of 3 years and i have ended things, on friendly terms mind you but now we're leaving our apartment and going our separate ways