Frogs and Feels Tavern

bump. please respond

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Aw Sam, you always serve the best feelwater in here. Real good stuff. You always take care of me good, Sam.

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At an empty bar alone I live this feel no chads staring at me just a cocktail

>>25929820

Good to see this place in business. I'll just have a Diet Coke, I think; I'm trying to cut down.

Original Bartender here (the terminally ill one).

Happened to be lurking while I wait for my bus so I figured I'd check in for the night and see how the place is doing. I'll probably be able to host tomorrow.

been invited to goto a friends going away party but am pretty scared.

i have one friend willing to go with me there, but i think he is getting annoyed with me because i am sort of clingy with him. i could go alone, i will know a lot of the people there but am not friends with them.

how can i feel less anxious and get the guts to go guys?

>>25929820

Sorry I'm late guys, I've had a rough couple of days.

Anyway, you know the drill: Relax, have a drink , and get rid of whatever's on your mind.

ID's will need to be shown for alcohol, and if you don't have any, I'll be happy to serve you some ice water.

Where is Padme? Is she safe?
Is she alright?

>>25931755
Do you serve milk for the wee little lads and lasses?

>>25931584
Right away, sir. I hope you enjoy your night.

>>25931625
Glad to see you're still around. c:

>>25931739
I was like you once. I was always scared of going to parties. The thing that I learned was that you just have to jump in and get your feet wet. You'll be scared, but everything will be alright when you get there, trust me.

>>25931881
If someone wants milk, I guess.

>>25929820
bumping for the other people

Hello, could I have a sprite, please?


After all the work I've done, I may not be able to return to school this semester.

The strangest thing is how little I care about it.

>>25932643
Sure thing, sir.

That's a shame, I'm sure you worked really hard to get where you are. To be fair, if you don't care about school, why go? Go where you want to go, not where others want you to go.

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>>25929820
Chocolate milk for me, Sam.

>just high af and computin', listening to classic rippity rap

>>25929820
Can't decide whether to go buy a bottle of bourbon. Would be my 4th or 5th this week. I want to quit but I'm going to be home alone all night and bored. Quitting tomorrow would probably be easier because I'll be out of the house doing things tomorrow day and night but tonight I'll be doing nothing. Probably just trying to rationalize drinking though.

>>25932956
Don't get the bourbon, I'll get you some water.

>>25932902
Sure thing, sir.

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>>25929820
Evening my fellow bartender. Serve me up senpai.

>>25933020
What would you like? What me to just hit you with anything?

>>25933071
Just gib me something to fuck my shit up. Gotta go fuck up some faggots in Fairytale Finland in a bit.

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>>25933136
Here you go. Good luck.

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>>25933232
Thanks. Now if you excuse me. I need to get my Finnish Mosin Nagant and take out some talking animals near my bridge.

>>25933292
w-what. I don't understand. I need to piss

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>when you look through the archives and find an interesting thread that you should have taken part in
>when it's about something that isn't mentioned often on any particular board
>when you get so excited you forgot you were looking through the archives and refresh expecting new posts
>when you remember why you saw that thread

>>25929820
Steel Reserve, Black Berry. Pineapple is getting old.

Good to see you OP, place seems desolate round these parts recently.

>>25933838
>steel reserve
Don't do that to yourself, anon.

>>25933848
What about it anon?
It's just a beer.

>>25933863
That's not beer, that's blackberry infused battery acid. Spend a little more. Your gut will thank you for it later.

>>25933877
It says flavored ale. Nothing about Battery Acid anon.

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>>25933877
At least it's not Pabst Blue Ribbon,

>>25933838
Here you go, sir.

Straight vodka, on the rocks, with a slice of lemon

>>25933913
Thanks anon. I don't like the flavor of most beer. Shit and piss to be exact. Fruity shit like Steel Reserve is my kind of beer. Any recommendations? BudLight Firewalker and Hurricane aren't bad either.

>>25933941
>Any recommendations?
A set of balls maybe

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>>25933948
>Actually forcing yourself to drink plumbers sweat.
>Not getting good flavor and buzzed.

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>>25933924
Here you are, sir.

>>25933941
I fancy Cuba Libres and Mike's Hard Lemonade. I hear Not Your Father's Root Beer is pretty good too.

>>25933963
Thats called white girl wasted anon
r u a white gril??

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>>25933989
Its called having taste anon.
If you enjoy drinking something that tastes like ass, you enjoy the flavor of ass.

>>25933983
Thanks bar keep. I'll try that next time.

>>25934039
I don't mind the flavour of your mums ass mate

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>>25934068
>Actually eating out a pile of ash

Anon not only is your taste shit, so are your fetishes.

>>25934120
Well she wasn't like that when we started senpai ;)

>>25934120
>>25934145
Alright, knock it off. If you keep this up, I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside.

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>>25934145
That would be a good response anon, had you not lost out to the word filter. Makes me question whether you could score ash pussy or not.

>>25934160
He started it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBATrLRWySg
This thread needs more life.

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>>25934174
I don't care WHO started it, just try to keep it not in here. This is a place for people to relax, not for arguments.

>>25934224
I was thinking of a more feels-like vibe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqWcCJKVHhk

>>25934285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Zs1xfxaq4
You are supposed to drown out the feels anon.

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>>25931815
It seems in your anger, you killed her...

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>My mother told me that I am negatively influencing my little brother with my sad feels
>I realize that the only way for him to not end up like me is to stop talking to him; I keep venting my feels
>He is the only loving and sympathetic friend I have; but I am pushing him away for his own good
>I'm sorry bro, we had great times growing up together. But I am doing this for you.

>tfw he asks "Why are you so quiet anon? Why won't you talk to me anymore?"

Bartender, you got any of those rare gondolas the kids are going on about?

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>>25934304
oh. right. My bad. I need to get going, this job doesn't do itself.

>>25934321
M'lady, let me get the door for you.

>>25934224
>>25934285
>>25934304
I was thinking something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX7TRD6XaRs

I just really like AJJ, okay

>>25934322
Rare what?

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>>25934322
You should try drawing your own gondos.

I drew this chap myself hope you like it.

>>25934371
Ah thats the stuff. Thank you

How old is too old to never have had a gf?

surprise me, bartender

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Taken me ages to get this fire going.
We'll worth it though lads

>>25935849
Fucking jelly. I used to have a fireplace and I really miss it.

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Just some cheap whiskey and jazz music for me Sam.

My gf of 3 years and i have ended things, on friendly terms mind you but now we're leaving our apartment and going our separate ways