Post a summary of you/your life in no more than three greentexts.

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>>25929796
>trade one abusive relationship for another

>>25929796
>use buzzwords to be as edgy as possible

feels are rooted with concrete details. feely words do not make feels. low powerlevel 2bh familien. i dont usually like making posts like these because theyre cringe, but i think i'm safe seeing how cringe yours was

>>25929926
I like being pretentious, but today I made my co-worker nervous by paying attention to her schedule and telling her she seems to avoid me when we have to work together. Naturally, she's just going to avoid me more, like she did. I was just fucking around, now she thinks I'm weird.

>>25930065
that's a smidge better

>>25930100
N-not for me. I keep pretending it won't bother me but she wouldn't look at me for the rest of the day. I don't even like her like that, and I have a oneitis. Now she thinks I'm a stalker.

>>25929796
>HAADO MODE: one succinct line that pierces the feels of robots everywhere
> a series of dull vague anxieties occasionally broken up with deeply embarrassing moments to dwell on for hours, a reminder never to try deviating from the usual self-loathing

I can already tell you're intolerable but blame it on people not understanding your genius level intellect.

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>I only come here because nothing good has ever came out of my life

>a fragment lost in the universe

>>25930369
well i mean it's a smidge closer to what a robot is. not that you'll understand since you're new and the loud voices have already determined that what a robot actually is isn't actually what they defined it to be

you talked to a girl and got embarrassed, but im assuming (probably incorrectly) that you are a developed adult, and if you are that old and this still happens to you then you are outgoing enough that you'll get over it easily

>took too much, gave too little

>5'5 ft tall and 5.5 inch dick

>Quite possibly the worst luck in the universe
>Literally could own every lottery ticket except for one and would have 100% chance of losing
>Never take chances because I've never not been fucked over

>i sucked at puberty because ugly manlet
>self isolation
>not a normie

>>25929796
>a guaranteed waste of everyone's time

>autism
>autism
>autism

>was really happy kid, depressed a bit during teenage years but made through it, always had my dreams of the future planned out. Same thing from when I was 3 years old all the dreams lasted
>After I turned 18 I got diagnosed with epilepsy, completely fucked up every one of my plans
>Broken dreams, push away anyone that attempts a romantic interest in me, don't really talk to my friends as much anymore.

Epilepsy fucked me

>>25930415
I know I'm an idiot. Please be nice to me.

>average childhood
>suicide attempt, hit by a train while lying on the tracks
>now working full time at a bank, sitting on the toilet literally shitposting and getting paid for my time

>I love her
>she loves me
>I hope

>God damn you smoke a lot of weed, son
>Shit, you're too lazy and stoned to go out and live your life
>Yeah, you put that shit down. Whole worlds waiting for you, Kid.

>>25929796
>bullied in middle/early highschool.
>late bloomer and started looking really good at the end of highschool.
>By that time I already hated most people.
>hate the lack of morals in society.

> found someone
> I was a coward
> pretend to be happy with someone else

>As unnoticeable as a rock on the side of the road.

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>>25929796
>a worthless excuse for a human being, bred out of constant self loathing, social ineptitude, strangeness, and crushing loneliness.

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>>25929796
>if people were trees I'd be the lone, rotting tree in the middle of nowhere

>spoiled to the bone by his parents, who raised him as a retarded autist

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>>25929796
>I was never meant to be, but I ended up here anyways

>No matter how hard I try to be normal, I'm still weird and can't fit in
>Just want to be with someone and tired of being alone
>but she doesn't want to be with me

>>25929796
>pleasant childhood
>made bad decisions from 17-21
>now trying to make up for those bad decisions

>>25929796
> dull vague anxieties
> dwell on for hours
i have legit anxiety. its not dull or vague. the triggers are obvious, the panic is real, and i dwell on memories for years..

>>25931111
those quads are more than enough to grant you forgiveness for your sins

>>25931116
> legit
> triggers
tumblr plz leave

>Same shit everyday

>>25929796
>born
>tricked into having hope
>Pledge to end life before it gets worse.

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>know one knows what it's like to be the bad man
>to be the sad man
>behind blue eyes

>>25931729
trigger is a psychiatry term you dumb cunt

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>I realized I probably need therapy as opposed to prostitutes.
>polysubstance user, like Hunter S thompson tier buat a shitty writer.
>Somehow not dead, why? Better people than me have died and a piece of shit like me continues to exist for no purpose.

>abused to no end
>a bullet ready to end
>no gf to tell me this isn't the end

>I wish people enjoyed being around me
>I wish I respected myself
>I'll wait to kill myself until my parents are gone so they don't have to pay off my debt

>get a relationship with my dream girl, wife material
>realize i'm such a worthless piece of shit, without money, still looking for a job. i don't deserve her
>still trying
>

>>25929796
> cancer at the age of 2~5 and my parents kept me away from other children.
>Studies show that is a CRITICAL AGE for social interaction
>Suck at being social now and am afraid of pretty girls.

>born to single mother
>never had a chance
>let the pain end, senpai

>no plans
>no money
>no somone to live for

>Incapable of love, or being in love
>often fantasize about what love, or falling in love might feel like
>I just pretend with family

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>I've disappointed my parents

>not done anything of worth ever
>don't give a fuck about really anything
>going to military

>if life were a forest
>and people were trees
>I would be a faggot

>I've always been really great, I just think being great is kinda stupid.

>untreated mental illness and abuse as a child has left me barely able to do basic human functions
>too afraid to live
>afraid of the fact I'm comfortable in the shitty position I'm in

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>>25929796
>NEET with no ambitions
>Meets a girl, has kid and gets divorced
>Nothing to everything to nothing

>only person in my life was an alcoholic whom I have the most fucked up relationship with because they're a failure of a parent
>wreck my entire life and body out of loneliness and depression
>trying to make it even though it's pretty much impossible without tens of thousands of dollarydoos

>>25933029
This is about as piercing as a loaf of bread

>constantly yearning for the contentment, or at least lack of fear and anxiety, that i felt when I was younger
>falling farther and farther into substance abuse as that dissonance grows
>not gonna make it

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>abused as a child
>mask pain with pornography
>currently a porn addict engaged to a woman and keep it habit a secret

>too beta to an hero because I don't want to burden my family afterwards

>>25929796
take a xanax

>Shitty childhood and teenage years
>don't give a fuck about anything anymore
>Be troll cause life isn't serious anyway
>boredom.

>the world was in my hands and everything was fine.
>develop schizophrenia.

>>25933842
your pron addiction is okay and will seem laughable someday, im not trying to trivialize your issues but as an opiate addict i WISH porn was my vice, like extremely low harm as far as hurting others or yourself goes.

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>>25929796
>no more than three greentext
>just posts one really long greentext

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>>25931897 Samefag here
>>25933698 I though anxiety was a shitty meme until the last 6 months ago, I blame the cocaine but I'm having a shit time stopping.
> I want you to make it so I might have a change of making it, otherwise we can ride into hell together

>frequent school changes prevent me from making friends
>drunk military dad bullies me every day of my life
>22 years of life pass and not one gf

>>25929796
I can do it in just one
>I'm lazy and lie to myself a lot

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>>25934407
f-f-f-fuck you

>invisible to everything and everyone

>>25929796
>wake up
>move around
>sleep

Neither here nor there I feel I'm drowning fumbling for the surface

>waiting for someone to throw me a line

>>25929796
>born too late to explore the world
>born too soon to explore the universe

>>25929796
>I fell in love with a person now my life is incomplete without that person, they do not love me

>Be told to be special
>Fail at everything
>Get mad at world for their lies and decided to get revenge by actually working hard and no surrender until show everyfucking one that Im the Choosen One and they are pleb tier

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>Incompetent failure of a man with not talents.

>Poor, broke, and NEET.

>Hate an envy are my only friends.

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>>25929796
>We are but clever beasts, hiding under the aegis of commonality

Did I win?

>22 and life never even started, i live in a state of mere existence & it is wearing me down every day

>>25929796
>my life ended years ago, but I still have a pulse

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>everytime something good happens I fuck it up somehow, no matter how old I would be
yeah, fuck it, i'm just gonna stay a NEET and avoid outside

>Just another useless flesh bag eating, sleeping and shitting, distracting himself until his inevitable death.

>a choice between being someone's trophy or my parents' trash

>doomed from the start. Every time it looks like I might finally get the break I need in life, it all blows up on the runway. I rise to fall to begin again.
>fall for vicious harpies who sniff out my weakness and strip me of everything they might need and leave me for dead in the middle of the road while they go off happily ever after.
>so far down the rabbit hole and nihilistic

> i'm doing well on most levels
> except
> tfw no gf

Going to commit suicide r9k

Who else hates this meaningless existtance

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>more than two decades of nothing and solitude
>keep fleeing from the chances life gives me to be a normal happy person, every single chance
>self imposed isolation as punishment for my cowardice

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Can I do it by just using a picture instead?

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>>25936710
>she's not even interested why bother

This meme has to end. This meme that robots can get girls if they try asking them out. That's simply not true, unless you're a Chad.

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>One of many bastard children with single moms
>Overbearing, spoiled, class clown, teased, bullied, outcasted, friends with other clowns and outcasts
>Now a loner who will never "fit into" society even if they were to join an otaku club

>>25930523
Gg, friendo.

>>25930696
What? Where do you live where trains are shit enough to hit you and not kill you?

>>25936946
And don't forget that normies want you to work for their society they never accepted you into.

>>25936726

What if, maybe, most men are actually below average?
What a shock.

>>25937017
Wait, so you're saying that despite saying that most men are under average, there is nothing wrong with womens perception of attractiveness? And we are the ones who get told we have high standards?

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>I was raped by my dad
>I can't get over it

Sometimes I think I'm depressed, and then I come to /r9k/ just to realize I'm not REALLY depressed, I'm just on a slight downturn.

I'm basically pretty normal and don't belong on /r9k/, I'm a tourist.

I feel well liked enough, I've had girlfriends before, friends seems to think I'm cool, my family likes me, I like me, I have most things I want or I'm working towards them; I really don't belong here.

But this board is very interesting.

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>raped at 4
>emotionaly distant mother
>failed to engage with school
>bullied
>ran away into video games

I still run away m8s, ill always be running. Mid 20s and i have achived nothing with my life

> co-sleeping with mummy at 23 despite protests
> she doesn't see how this impacted my life
> can't make decisions with hearing mummy's approval or disapproval in my head
> tells me I'm a winner just because she doesn't want to admit she made me into a loser

>>25937064

boohoo you fucking faggot

>optimism
>disappointment
>repeat

>>25929796
>always hope it'll get better
>it progressively gets worse

>>25931970
Anon, in the end, it doesn't even matter.

>monthly Psychotic break downs
>monthly psych ward visits (4 days or more)
>mentally incapable of work
>denied AutismBux
>physically and mentally abusive parents

>>25930523
>6'6 and 6.0 inch
idk how to feel about this feel

What a shit thread idea