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Anyone wanna help me plan my funeral?
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Anyone wanna help me plan my funeral?
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Demand to be buried with either your favorite game console, your pc hard drive, or your waifu dakimakura. Onahole is optional.
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>>25929718
July, 14th 2243
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I've decided I want a Green Burial. Bury me in a pine box, or a linen shroud. The casket, the vault, the enabling chemicals, it's all just trash being but into the ground.
Return me to the earth, mark my grave with an engraved boulder.
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>>25929754
I'm actually wondering about the logistics of everything. I need to find a coffin, funeral home, grave lot, and other things which I can't even think of. I'm going out by hanging. Should I embalm myself of cremation?
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>>25929718
>"play this song at my funeral"
>calming elevator music always just plays in the background looped

My friend wanted them to play lady gaga play at their funeral (they were dying of cancer) and that didn't happen, just that sad funeral home music. Felt kinda bad.
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>>25930001
I personally don't want any music, though.
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>>25929718
When I die donate my organs and long hair and turn the rest of me to ashes. I don't want to spend eternity slowly rotting away. I rather deal with being cremated for a few hours, then bury my urn in a cemetery plot so I don't turn into a decorative vase for the coffee table. Maybe put the urn in a casket if they can do that, idk funerals with urns just don't feel right
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>>25930019
I think it's just the standard, it's not loud but you can hear it when it's silent.
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>>25930113
Can embalming hide hanging scars?
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>>25929718
my will has it set up to do it as cheaply as possible.

>don't need a funeral period
>cremate my body and don't bother buying a box to burn along with it
>ashes are to be spread in a park so I can haunt school children

that is literally it. A gravestone is a waste of money and completely pointless. They move grave yards all the time,in 50 years its likely no one will even remember you.

I am also a organ donor and I hope to be put into a cute girl so I can posses her.
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>ashes are to be spread in a park so I can haunt school children
Excuse me?
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