I cannot do this anymore fellow robots. My life is in complete

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>>25929668
do a front flip!

>>25929668
do some heroin first or something thats atleast going to give u bliss before u die bro

>>25929668
>o this fucked up matrix.
Yo, you're getting out of the matrix? Take me with you.

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>>25929668
goodbye anon, i hope you have a well-deserved rest

god knows we all need it

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>>25929668
If you wish to do so, it is your choice. But, I must make an appeal to you, and ask that you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. In Him one finds forgiveness of sins and, ultimately, redemption.
Whatever happens, I pray that God will bless you.

>>25929668
Goodbye anon. I hope that you find peace.

lol see you tomorrow nigga

>not going for a high score

OP is a pussy

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>>25929668
you did it, Anon! you did what we could not

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>>25930535
this.

have you considered it?

i don't condone it FBI

>>25930535
who holds the current high score?

>>25929668
Inside your mouth at a slight angle aiming for your brain stem will minimize the chance of complications. Good luck, OP.

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>>25929668
>shooting yourself off a cliff

At least it made me laugh

Empty out your Bowels first, Go with Dignity.

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>>25929668

If you aren't aiming for 77+ then this thred is just a waste of our time. Go above and beyond

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/High_Score

How about you utilize a firearm to kill all who surround you,and THEN become an hero?Much better and the normies will know 4chan`s wrath once more.

>>25929833
Please refrain from using myths in the thread

>>25932746
The only edge here should be the cliff OP last sees as he departs

>>25932746
Hello fellow gilded redditor!

*tips respectfully in your direction*

Have some free gold!

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>>25931597
That picture hurt my heart

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Just take a vacation or something man

>>25929668
When you get out.

Free us all, Neo.

>>25933003
you cant take a vacation from yourself

Get a bunch of helium balloons and tie them to the shotgun so it looks like someone shot you and threw your body over the cliff. Or no cliff at all just do it in a big field

>>25929668
Please look for some more options to fix your life, there must be something you haven't tried yet, or at least try your best and make your last day on earth the most enjoyable day in your life.

No time stamp? fuck off you

>>25929668
shoot yourself just behind the ear if you can get it round to that angle, thats the best guarantee that itll kill you, good luck with that op

>>25931532
On the /r9k/ scoreboard, only the dude who shot up Oregon

On the international scoreboard, I think it's Breivik

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OP have you checked the dumpsters? It's amazing what some people throw away. Just this week found a full package of spicy spring mix lettuce. Ate the whole pack to myself. Delicious! Haven't you noticed that things seem a bit, different lately? Don't you remember. There is no matrix. You made it out. We came back for you. This is your world now. Do as you wish you have already won

>>25931532
For schools/not terrorism it's still cho. Breivik is number one for single shooters.

>>25933068
Nah but if you remove yourself from your familiar environment and isolate yourself from your existing social group your ego (and all the pathologies that go along with it) tends to dissolve over time. You know how they say "you're the average of the 5 people you interact with most"? The inverse is that if you interact with no one your sense of self kind of dissipates into an amorphous "default", which you can then take as a starting point to reconstruct a healthier sense of self that doesn't make you miserable. You still need to put in the mental effort to reject your negative self-imagery and replace it with positive self-imagery - and then reinforce that by building positive habits that complement that image - but in contrast to how hopeless that feels when your negative self-image is constantly being reinforced by the familiar environment, it's very much doable when you relocate to an environment without reinforcers of your old self.

It takes a while though. When I say vacation, I mean "rent a cabin in the woods for a year".

>>25929668
>I am going to the cliffs right next to the ocean so I fall straight in after I shoot myself.

Brother, that's a house pets' death. Going out of your way to not disturb anyone.
Know that we will respect you if you decide to take your angst out on the world and drag others down with you.

>>25929668
Rest in peace, anon.

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>>25929668

Hey buddy, you don't need to kill yourself. It's almost time for the next big war. Don't tell me you want to miss that shit by dying prematurely.

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>>25932746
Shadow the Edgehog over here

>>25933644
Stop that pls

>not slowly killing yourself with substance abuse

find any possible way to stall, you could possibly get through this tough time. no promises, but you can always off yourself later.

godspeed anon.
I hope the last sight you see is majestic.
Im sorry for your shitty life.
Good luck.

Your suicide is an insult to life.
You are destroying the world with a pull of the trigger. You're worse than a murderer. Kill a guy you kill a guy. Kill yourself and you kill everything.

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>>25929668
The grand master looks down on you with disappointment...