You just received 80 billion dollars out of fucking nowhere.
Right now, wherever you are, *poof* 80 billion.
What will you do next?
Order a ridiculous amount of dominoes
Call the weed man like "I need a whole pound!"
Order a bunch of tech shit off amazon while waiting for pizza and weed.
Buy a large swath of land in the wilderness and build a self-sufficient compound with comfortable amenities like a library, personal gym, home theater, etc... and detach myself entirely from society.
If it's cash and dollars it would be difficult to make full use of it.
I can't travel with too much because of customs.
I can't exchange too much since they'd think i was a criminal.
I can't put it all in the bank because they'd think i was a criminal.
I would give everyone in my neighbourhood a million dollars. Then I would open a private school and hire the best professors and let poor people go there for free. Then I would put anyone who wants to go through free community college.
Though maybe I'd invest it first to siphon as many boodles of cash as possible from the collective
Then I'd burn it all
What will the humans do without their paper?
>inb4 print more
Still would be a pain in the ass to redistribute it
>$1 billion set aside for personal fun
>$40 billion to pay off state's debt
>$39 billion to invest in local businesses and compete out big corporations
>retire as most beloved man in Connecticut history
Buy a moderate sized house to live in, get my teeth fixed, hire a personal trainer, work on my education.
Also give a lot to my family and probably have my grandmother live with me or next door
spaceship that uses nuclear explosions to accelerate to light speed or as close as possible with 80 billion worth of funding.
> travel away from earth for a while
> travel back
> enjoy living in the future where everyone can be a happy neet
> fuck 8k vr hentai the rest of my life
>Give a few millions to family.
>A few billions for my mom
Now, it's all mine.
>Buy myself a big basement somewhere.
>Make it super comfy.
>Buy a shitload of multimedia stuffs.
>Buy healthy food.
>Take language courses.
>Create a manga & vidya editing company.
Move back to Somalia and build up a private army.
I'll be worth 30 times the entire country
Spend it nuclear bombs and a personal private military.
Where do I store it? does it poof in my room instantly? I die and my familly finds me dead under a pile of money, fuck you OP.
If it is given to me safely I save 75 billion for an emergency. The rest goes to paying of the debts of my entire family, going to college for fun several times, rebuilding my dad's house,invest in things I see that have potential and buy a new PC and gym equipment.
Also give my parents a chance to retire if they want, so 3 million each in small sums.
I have about 3.1 billion left so I live off that and use it to improve my neighborhood library and schools, maybe spend 20 billion from the savings in green tech and improving my city in general.
Then become manlet batman.
Change the world. Use the money to buy means of producing even more money. Buy all the lobbyists and then all the politicians and run a shadow American empire with me as the emperor. Then, use my power to better the nation and build it into a place that future generations would feel blessed to live in.
I have a lot of free time, why wouldn't I go?
I like learning, and while I could just hire tutors, the people there wouldn't know I'm rich. I'd just be another Spic who everyone ignored.
I like to watch people live their lives, if I see a guy struggling I'll get to know him and help him out with some money, if it's a bitch I laugh at her and arrange for her to meet with some unfortunate circumstances.
Is college not fun?
Well that may be true, in that case I would hire the tutors and be a bit more open about my philanthropy, maybe arrange meeting between fellow robots in my area and see if they're worth investing in.
Also gay cure and help reinforce traditional gender roles.
Do this. Then i would find a random fembot on here and somehow convince them to talk to me and eventually meet i would hide my wealth until i knew she loved me then move her to my compund. When there she would bitch and complain about how i lied and should of told her i was rich and she cant trust me anymore. She leaves i then precede to use my money to try and bring the downfall of the stock market and to make the world choas
Why would you go to college if you have $80 billion? Most people go to college in hopes of getting degrees so they can get decent paying careers. You already have the money. Why bother putting the extra pressure on yourself for nothing when you can learn on your own time and not have to take tests and shit?
I want people to actually learn something of use, I'm not qualified in anything of use and I don't want people to waste their time and potential.
I want to better humanity.
maybe having Europe cleansed of refugees and Africa cleared of undesirables, is the most "evil" thing I would do, that and trying to cure homosexuality.
Buy a buggatti and pick up qt gold digging "angels" and fuck the living shit out of them. Once i've had enough with them i'll leave them where i found them and that's that.
may pay scientist to make me into the cyborg
Not much more to do with money than genocide people (not enough to do it effectively) or be a selective philanthropist. I'm not a hedonist so I won't do anything arguably stupid and You literally have too much money to spend on yourself.
Buy normal sized apartment
A bunch of motorcycles
A bunch of cars
Become a mechanic, and work in my cars and motorcycles. Give 1/3 of the money to my parents and 1/3 to my brothers.
Get a really nice house on the beach
I'm gonna go date some ho's until I find the perfect one. Then I do what she wants to do because doing what I want to do makes me hate myself and me doing what others want to do makes me love everything.
1.cancel my plans to go to college
i wont lie i would most likely buy a ton of things, vinyl records and books maybe, a nice lounge to listen to music and read
all things security related
have custom clothes, custom perfume, fixed eyesight
omg man. but ultimately there would probably still be a void. i need to unite my soul with the above.
Stop applying for education loans (Norway), buy an apartment instead of renting, also have no roomies. Buy real food and a gym pass. Save until degree finished. Sell place, move to the country and build a nice medium sized house. Get a job as what I want (currently software or game design). Buy cool gadgets i can modify for the house, make a cool personal smart home, without connecting my fridge to the internet. Buy a dog, start dating, eventually get a real gf. Fuck her until she gets old, dump her (don't lose shit since never married)
Fuck a younger grill till I die. Give rest of money to space exploration.
>drop out of university
>buy a nice house and furniture
>buy a car
>buy whatever shit I want like a new super powerful gaming PC, guns, anime merchandise, etc.
>give some to my family
>donate some like a moralfag
>invest a lot
probably not much about my life would change much except I'd be shitposting on /r9k/ more often, on a nicer computer, in a nicer house.
fund some local hospital/research center to induce a coma and sustain me for however long my body wills it, sleep my life away.
If i didnt use it all up give the rest to my mom as compensation for raising me tbbq
Put it in multiple accounts and live off the interest, because idgaf. I would get a nicer place, a TV and a battlestation, but that's about it. Fuck cars, fuck travelling, fuck hot tubs, fuck nice clothes, fuck gourmet food, fuck jewelry and fuck power
>invest a lot
so you wanna worry about money that you didn't earn, even though you have more than you know how to spend? Investment and management of money is the reason why rich people aren't happier than upper-middle class people
>10 billion to dad and mom
>1 billion to each sister
>buy myself a huge mansion downtown
>buy myself a fucking nice car (probably a porsche)
>call contact and buy 2 million worth of 99% cocaine, dank weed and acid
>let's go party
>Buy a house as remote as possible that still has good internet service and other utilities
>set up house to have everything I might need or want, like a workout room, music studio, multiple different types of labs, a ton of computers etc.
>buy a shit ton of gadgets and electrical parts
>buy a shit ton of liquor and wine
>buy a shit ton of drugs, as well as a chemistry lab so I can make designer drugs
>spend entire life alone creating gadgets,doing drugs, playing video games, watching anime shitposting and generally living comfortably
this is the dream
None of this will ever happen
I'm just about as schizoid as a person can be
but if I did get lonely, I'd have plenty of funds to go find people
I could get a qt maid or something
yummy yummy crunchy crumbly chicken tendies in my tumbly
I wish I had money like that, it completely solves worry. I would give some money to my parents, save some, make multiple accounts investments etc. 80 billion is a lot, but as some anon said earlier I'd probably pay off my state's debt so I can basically do whatevs.
I'd stay in academia and have my own personal recording studio making extreme black/doom and death rock.
>go outside and buy a camera
>find a random couple on the street
>I'll give you 10K right here and now if you punch the fuck out your girlfriend as hard as you can, and if you pull your punch I won't give you shit
>show 2K as proof
>repeat until I'm satisfied
Donate a part to a certain charity organization.
Invest another part in successful companies.
Upgrade my house, improve pc's hardware.
Buy clothing, buy food.
Build an apartment for rent.
Buy gym equipment to start lifting weights and the like.
Invite my mom to a cruise on the caribbean.
>could have any woman on the planet
>goes for some used up roastie degenerate attentionwhore that uses this cesspit
You could LITERALLY create your own wife, a fucking Katya, with that much money.
This is why you're still poor and a virgin
Put away half a billion and dedicate the rest of my life to giving away the remaining $79.5 billion. When you look at the number that way it doesn't sound like a lot of money, but if you write it as $79500 million it's a bit clearer. If I were to give money away for the next 50 years to whatever causes I deemed worthy, I would have $1590 million every year to give away. I could literally build a nice school every month wherever I wanted and name all of them after myself.
Use all that money to become Batman
>change name to Bruce Wayne
>buy gigantic estate
>pay some faggot to shoot my parents while I'm with them
>pay actors/mob bosses to be Joker, Two Face, etc
>buy my own Gotham City
>go to the best best ninja academy in the world
>get an Alfred, Fox, Catwoman, Robin, etc
>reenact the opening of TDKR with all the original actors and plane
>fuck around my city fighting crime and inseminating Ivy and Talia
>fund reboot of Deadman Wonderland anime, with me in charge
>build a Lazarus pit and put the HxH author in it
>enjoy infinite HxH
>get a mansion and fill it with Japanese models playing my waifus
>1 billion for Kanye to make a private album for me
>build a small island and fit it with 1st world infrastructure
>let my robot niggas live there and do cool island shit
>fill it with big booty bitches that can never say no
>pay Anita Sarkeesian to lick my asshole live on cam
>pay for her assassination afterwards
>free Bobby and Gucci
>get top of the line trainers and become zyzz-tier
>live til I'm bored
>engineer the most painless and most hallucinogen suicide
>burn all my money in front of some poor people cus fuck you
>fund a giant castle building project
>buy lots of weed and food
>sit in my kingdom of solitude for eternity
Invest 50% of it into a private science research center with the task of creating a form of immortality.
To either keep my brain alive past the death of my body or transfer my mind into a computer.
Not upload to a computer, transfer.
Sure, even that probably won't be enough to get any real results.
But I've got to try.
>You just received 80 billion dollars out of fucking nowhere.
>buy the company I worked for as a teenager
>Fire the douchebags at corporate
>promote the one manager that was good to me
>profit from that
>buy a nice big isolated house in the middle of futt buck no where
>dedicate rooms to star wars, guns, and other shit I'm interested in
>get a dog
>invite robots over to my house and keep them under my bed as sex slaves
With the rest, I'll figure it out.
put it all in a safe place without telling anyone then continue my life like normal, dipping into it to treat myself, pay rent, or occasionally go on vacation
>telling eveyone you have money
>people might want to kill you
Move out of my moms house
Buy a lot of pot
Pay off my student loan
Get a better car
Build a new computer
Get a bunch of anime merch
I don't even know. I'd like to say I would use it to pay off my loans and debts, buy a house, maybe some stuff I've wanted for awhile, and then save the rest of it and either invest some of it or just dip into it every once in awhile.
Realistically, one of the following would happen
>1. Do nothing with it and just sit on it until I die, working my same old job doing as I do every day and whatnot only dipping into the funds when I need it, for rent and other expenses
>2. Blow it all in a few years on frivolous shit