You just received 80 billion dollars out of fucking nowhere.

Is it in cash?

Go on 4chan.

>>25923629
wake up and cry silently
also shit myself

burn it all on livecam then shoot myself

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Order a ridiculous amount of dominoes
Call the weed man like "I need a whole pound!"
Order a bunch of tech shit off amazon while waiting for pizza and weed.

Go to Wendy's for some tendies

Buy a large swath of land in the wilderness and build a self-sufficient compound with comfortable amenities like a library, personal gym, home theater, etc... and detach myself entirely from society.

If it's cash and dollars it would be difficult to make full use of it.
I can't travel with too much because of customs.
I can't exchange too much since they'd think i was a criminal.
I can't put it all in the bank because they'd think i was a criminal.

>>25923629
>buy two small African villages
>cut off all necessities to one
>Start a civil war
>Available now on Pay-Per-View.

Buy some tendies

Create a country and invite all robots to live in the NEET mansions I construct there.

>>25923629
Buy a castle in Greece, rebuild it and move there with my friends. You're all invited, of course.

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Build a monument to Elliot Rodger

buy a gun and kill myself

pay for a lawyer that could get me off probation
buy a kilo of cocaine
buy an escort

>>25923831
so you'd kill yourself with the cocaine before you'd get to spend the rest of the money

>>25923721
this

minus the weed

Money never really interested me. I would probaly just keep shitposting on /r9k/.

>>25923629
buy a 4chan Pass(tm)

Drive to my parents house while they're at work, leave the money, and go commit suicide.

Literally nothing.

Money doesn't make the man, MAN MAKES THE MONEY.

>>25923629
Pay professional killers to kill everyone I hated. Then kill myself cause empty earth.

>>25923629
Pay back my parents.

>>25923854
either rich or underage.

Having a mercenary army and an island fortress like in the animes would be cool. I don't know what I'd do with an army, but it would be cool to walk around and get saluted like Big Boss.

make a thread on r9k saying "post you PayPal & last 2 numbers post id is how much you get."

find another season of my favorite anime

NEET forever

Fund Rand Paul and make America great again the PROPER way.

>>25923934
NEET actually

>>25923629
Become a full on rapist for people on 4chan and then kill myself.

>>25924071
>right click
>filter

>>25923629
I would give everyone in my neighbourhood a million dollars. Then I would open a private school and hire the best professors and let poor people go there for free. Then I would put anyone who wants to go through free community college.

>>25923718
This
Though maybe I'd invest it first to siphon as many boodles of cash as possible from the collective
Then I'd burn it all
What will the humans do without their paper?
>inb4 print more
Still would be a pain in the ass to redistribute it

>$1 billion set aside for personal fun
>$40 billion to pay off state's debt
>$39 billion to invest in local businesses and compete out big corporations
>retire as most beloved man in Connecticut history

Plastic surgery, dental surgery, hair implants, and then find normal girls to degrade

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Buy a moderate sized house to live in, get my teeth fixed, hire a personal trainer, work on my education.

Also give a lot to my family and probably have my grandmother live with me or next door

>>25924241
>>25924245

How many people here have dental problems?

>>25923629
>Right now, wherever you are, *poof* 80 billion.
>What will you do next?
All the hookers.

>>25923629
spaceship that uses nuclear explosions to accelerate to light speed or as close as possible with 80 billion worth of funding.

> travel away from earth for a while
> travel back
> enjoy living in the future where everyone can be a happy neet
> fuck 8k vr hentai the rest of my life

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>>25924224
>pay off state's debt

Go to an interview for McDonald's and when they refuse to hire me offer them 10,000 dollars as a bribe.

Put it in the bank. Buy a Nissan GT-R and drive. Wherever I want to go.

>>25923629
Buy a mega yacht because I've always loved them.

Hire the best financial planner/advisor I can find to help me invest properly

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>Give a few millions to family.
>A few billions for my mom

Now, it's all mine.
>Buy myself a big basement somewhere.
>Make it super comfy.
>Buy a shitload of multimedia stuffs.
>Buy healthy food.
>Take language courses.

And lastly
>Create a manga & vidya editing company.

>>25924276
I don't know but depending on how bad it is I'd say it's an instant robot maker, granted I have a lot of other issues

>>25924276
I grew up poor, it was glasses or braces

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>>25923629
Move back to Somalia and build up a private army.
I'll be worth 30 times the entire country

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>>25923629
Spend it nuclear bombs and a personal private military.

>>25924280
>not using the money to get normal girls to degrade themselves instead

Figure out the most efficient and painless way to kill myself that money can buy, then give it all to some dude on the street before ending it.

>>25924351
Personally I'd just start buying African countries and capitalizing off them

>>25924411
Why would you still want to kill yourself? You can use the money to solve almost any problem. Are you literally retarded?

>>25923629

Buy a gun or something

>>25924458
The Chinese are already doing it. Africa is going to be BTFO by China in the next decade.

>>25923629
Where do I store it? does it poof in my room instantly? I die and my familly finds me dead under a pile of money, fuck you OP.

If it is given to me safely I save 75 billion for an emergency. The rest goes to paying of the debts of my entire family, going to college for fun several times, rebuilding my dad's house,invest in things I see that have potential and buy a new PC and gym equipment.
Also give my parents a chance to retire if they want, so 3 million each in small sums.
I have about 3.1 billion left so I live off that and use it to improve my neighborhood library and schools, maybe spend 20 billion from the savings in green tech and improving my city in general.
Then become manlet batman.

I would buy Bill Gates, thus doubling my fortune.

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>>25924536
>80 billion
>going to college for fun

>>25924331
That would be the tits. I would greenlight every fucking robot and weaboo kid's fucking Anime idea with my own production company.

>>25924491
Would you rather he tried to killed you?

>>25923629

Change the world. Use the money to buy means of producing even more money. Buy all the lobbyists and then all the politicians and run a shadow American empire with me as the emperor. Then, use my power to better the nation and build it into a place that future generations would feel blessed to live in.

>>25924188
You realize there's more money in the world than 80 billion dollars? I mean if its your dream then sure. Whatever. Just seems like a lot of effort for nothing.

I would buy the sun and charge normies for daylight.

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>>25924622
I have a lot of free time, why wouldn't I go?
I like learning, and while I could just hire tutors, the people there wouldn't know I'm rich. I'd just be another Spic who everyone ignored.
I like to watch people live their lives, if I see a guy struggling I'll get to know him and help him out with some money, if it's a bitch I laugh at her and arrange for her to meet with some unfortunate circumstances.
Is college not fun?

Spend half on buying and developing large chunks of land in detroit.

Put rest into savings account.
Use the yearly interest to support a NEET utopia for me and all you wonderful anons.

Buy a house and invite other roots to live with me in seclusion. We can watch anime and jerk each other off while denying there's anything gay about that.

>>25924779
I'd use my money to finally discover a cure for the gay too, forgot about that.

two non-roasties at the same time

>>25924779
I can already do that.

>>25924764

If you gained $80 billion overnight, there'd be 0% chance that goes unnoticed. You'll be a minor celebrity for a brief period.

I'd pay a black BBW high-class prostitute to lick her feet and pat me on the head.

>>25924829
Well that may be true, in that case I would hire the tutors and be a bit more open about my philanthropy, maybe arrange meeting between fellow robots in my area and see if they're worth investing in.
Also gay cure and help reinforce traditional gender roles.

>>25923724
Do this. Then i would find a random fembot on here and somehow convince them to talk to me and eventually meet i would hide my wealth until i knew she loved me then move her to my compund. When there she would bitch and complain about how i lied and should of told her i was rich and she cant trust me anymore. She leaves i then precede to use my money to try and bring the downfall of the stock market and to make the world choas

>>25924764
Why not start your own college? Also act as a professor and you can teach whatever bullshit you want. If someone challenges you you show them fake studies sponsored by yourself.

I would buy Vatican City and convert it into a gigantic poo poo pee pee shrine.

>>25924917

Also, pay for the chemo for the cancer your post gave me.

I would learn moon.
I would open a high class, high end western style all girls private school in the secluded Japanese mountainside like in my animu and watch pure love blossom.

>>25924764
Why would you go to college if you have $80 billion? Most people go to college in hopes of getting degrees so they can get decent paying careers. You already have the money. Why bother putting the extra pressure on yourself for nothing when you can learn on your own time and not have to take tests and shit?

>>25924922
I want people to actually learn something of use, I'm not qualified in anything of use and I don't want people to waste their time and potential.
I want to better humanity.
maybe having Europe cleansed of refugees and Africa cleared of undesirables, is the most "evil" thing I would do, that and trying to cure homosexuality.

>>25924491
I don't want anything in this world but to die anon.

Money can't change that. I already have enough of that.

>tfw have knee problems and too dumb for college because I failed community college
>25 years old hkv
>no hope
>poor, live with parents
I would probably start a business

Give it to charity and see how I can make even more money with it some of it and give those proceeds to charity as well.

fuck my aunt and drink poison

I'll become a normie

80 billion tendies

>>25923629

pay off student loans and parent's house

buy house, car and shit

move to vegas, gamble for the rest of my days

>>25925141
Business for what? Do you still want to make money? You would run out of life before even spending all that money

Attempt to start a NEET/robot commune.

ITT: no imagination.
>I will le save my 80 billion for a rainy day! XD
>I will give it to le charities!
>I will use it to make even MORE money to save for le rainy day!! XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>25924363
This.


Fuck you robot this is original

>>25925275
Bitch I said I wanted to make a school purely to watch teen girls get all yuri.

uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Buy a buggatti and pick up qt gold digging "angels" and fuck the living shit out of them. Once i've had enough with them i'll leave them where i found them and that's that.

may pay scientist to make me into the cyborg

>>25925275
Not much more to do with money than genocide people (not enough to do it effectively) or be a selective philanthropist. I'm not a hedonist so I won't do anything arguably stupid and You literally have too much money to spend on yourself.

BET IT ALL ON BLACK!

jk buy a house somewhere and never talk to human beings ever again

I'm crushed to death.
I'd call it "ironic" or a monkey's paw, but I didn't answer it, so whoever magicked it is just a cunt and a murderer.

I will fuck Cherokee D'ass immediately.
http://www.xvideos.com/video9703276/her_pussy_tastes_good

build 2 car launchers
place them opposite each other
crash ferraris, lambos, bugattis, loti into each other

Pay to fuck op's mom 160 billion times

Buy land, and commercial property. Learn about stocks and investing. Use it to gain a nice steady income. Build a small house in a rural area. Live in it frugally. Will it to charity.

>>25923629
Get all my /r9k/ niggas a gf.

>40 acres and a mule

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I'd invest in lolibot technology.

Buy normal sized apartment
A bunch of motorcycles
A bunch of cars
Become a mechanic, and work in my cars and motorcycles. Give 1/3 of the money to my parents and 1/3 to my brothers.
Get a really nice house on the beach

>>25925629
>Bringing inocent 2D girls to the 3D world shithole

Kill yourself

>>25923629
I'm gonna go date some ho's until I find the perfect one. Then I do what she wants to do because doing what I want to do makes me hate myself and me doing what others want to do makes me love everything.

>>25923629
cocaine and whores
then gasoline for huffing

>>25923629
Quit my job and live normally.

>>25923629

1.cancel my plans to go to college

i wont lie i would most likely buy a ton of things, vinyl records and books maybe, a nice lounge to listen to music and read

all things security related

have custom clothes, custom perfume, fixed eyesight

omg man. but ultimately there would probably still be a void. i need to unite my soul with the above.

>>25923629
Stop applying for education loans (Norway), buy an apartment instead of renting, also have no roomies. Buy real food and a gym pass. Save until degree finished. Sell place, move to the country and build a nice medium sized house. Get a job as what I want (currently software or game design). Buy cool gadgets i can modify for the house, make a cool personal smart home, without connecting my fridge to the internet. Buy a dog, start dating, eventually get a real gf. Fuck her until she gets old, dump her (don't lose shit since never married)
Fuck a younger grill till I die. Give rest of money to space exploration.

>>25925091

make harvard 2, do you realize how much money 80 billion is? that's 80 000 million dollars.

>drop out of university
>buy a nice house and furniture
>buy a car
>buy whatever shit I want like a new super powerful gaming PC, guns, anime merchandise, etc.
>give some to my family
>donate some like a moralfag
>invest a lot

probably not much about my life would change much except I'd be shitposting on /r9k/ more often, on a nicer computer, in a nicer house.

>>25923629
the two C's... cars and castles...

fund some local hospital/research center to induce a coma and sustain me for however long my body wills it, sleep my life away.

If i didnt use it all up give the rest to my mom as compensation for raising me tbbq

>>25923629
Put it in multiple accounts and live off the interest, because idgaf. I would get a nicer place, a TV and a battlestation, but that's about it. Fuck cars, fuck travelling, fuck hot tubs, fuck nice clothes, fuck gourmet food, fuck jewelry and fuck power

>>25925911
>invest a lot

so you wanna worry about money that you didn't earn, even though you have more than you know how to spend? Investment and management of money is the reason why rich people aren't happier than upper-middle class people

>10 billion to dad and mom
>1 billion to each sister
>buy myself a huge mansion downtown
>buy myself a fucking nice car (probably a porsche)
>call contact and buy 2 million worth of 99% cocaine, dank weed and acid
>let's go party

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>>25923629
>Buy a house as remote as possible that still has good internet service and other utilities
>set up house to have everything I might need or want, like a workout room, music studio, multiple different types of labs, a ton of computers etc.
>buy a shit ton of gadgets and electrical parts
>buy a shit ton of liquor and wine
>buy a shit ton of drugs, as well as a chemistry lab so I can make designer drugs
>spend entire life alone creating gadgets,doing drugs, playing video games, watching anime shitposting and generally living comfortably
this is the dream
None of this will ever happen

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>>25926063
what a fucking normie answer

>>25925940
is that actually possible?

>>25926140
What if it happened and turned out to be disappointing? imagine how empty and heartbroken you'd be

some fantasies should stay fantasies

>>25926173
>donate
>sleep life away
Why not just kill yourself and donate in your testament

>>25926063
You'd probably overdose and kill yourself on all those drugs. Nice going retard.

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>>25926186
I'm just about as schizoid as a person can be

but if I did get lonely, I'd have plenty of funds to go find people
I could get a qt maid or something

>>25926249
I was going to end myself anyway, what is wrong with having a happy end?

>>25926289
you can do that without the excessive wealth

>>25926309
I don't pretend on ODsing on purpose, but if that happens, it would be just a misfortune, don't you think?

>>25926370
that seems like more of a rationalization than having an actual intention to kill yourself. You're having second thoughts.

>>25926278
No I didn't mean "empty and heartbroken because loneliness", more like "empty and heartbroken because your idea of the perfect life isn't as good as you thought"

i would buy hapiness

Get it set up and invested, pay taxes, and spend the rest of my life trying to give it away to good causes and people.

>>25926700
>good people

good luck finding them

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yummy yummy crunchy crumbly chicken tendies in my tumbly

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I wish I had money like that, it completely solves worry. I would give some money to my parents, save some, make multiple accounts investments etc. 80 billion is a lot, but as some anon said earlier I'd probably pay off my state's debt so I can basically do whatevs.
I'd stay in academia and have my own personal recording studio making extreme black/doom and death rock.

>get dressed
>go outside and buy a camera
>find a random couple on the street
>I'll give you 10K right here and now if you punch the fuck out your girlfriend as hard as you can, and if you pull your punch I won't give you shit
>show 2K as proof
>repeat until I'm satisfied

>>25923629
Donate a part to a certain charity organization.
Invest another part in successful companies.
Upgrade my house, improve pc's hardware.
Buy clothing, buy food.
Build an apartment for rent.
Buy gym equipment to start lifting weights and the like.
Invite my mom to a cruise on the caribbean.

>>25923629

Freak the fuck out and try and figure out a way not to go to jail and how I'm going to explain this to the government. So basically hire 100 lawyers.

go on a non-stop round the world bender until I overdose on heroin in a brothel in Thailand

>>25924917
>could have any woman on the planet
>goes for some used up roastie degenerate attentionwhore that uses this cesspit

You could LITERALLY create your own wife, a fucking Katya, with that much money.

This is why you're still poor and a virgin

>>25924276
Grew up poor af
Got visual therapy for lazy eye
Then braces
Total of like $20k
>mfw still an ugly college dropout failure
:4)

Put away half a billion and dedicate the rest of my life to giving away the remaining $79.5 billion. When you look at the number that way it doesn't sound like a lot of money, but if you write it as $79500 million it's a bit clearer. If I were to give money away for the next 50 years to whatever causes I deemed worthy, I would have $1590 million every year to give away. I could literally build a nice school every month wherever I wanted and name all of them after myself.

Use all that money to become Batman
>change name to Bruce Wayne
>buy gigantic estate
>pay some faggot to shoot my parents while I'm with them
>pay actors/mob bosses to be Joker, Two Face, etc
>buy my own Gotham City
>go to the best best ninja academy in the world
>get an Alfred, Fox, Catwoman, Robin, etc
>reenact the opening of TDKR with all the original actors and plane
>batmobile
>fuck around my city fighting crime and inseminating Ivy and Talia

>fund development for best prostate massager ever
>use it all day erryday

>>25923629
>fund reboot of Deadman Wonderland anime, with me in charge
>build a Lazarus pit and put the HxH author in it
>enjoy infinite HxH
>get a mansion and fill it with Japanese models playing my waifus
>1 billion for Kanye to make a private album for me
>build a small island and fit it with 1st world infrastructure
>let my robot niggas live there and do cool island shit
>fill it with big booty bitches that can never say no
>pay Anita Sarkeesian to lick my asshole live on cam
>pay for her assassination afterwards
>free Bobby and Gucci
>get top of the line trainers and become zyzz-tier
>live til I'm bored
>engineer the most painless and most hallucinogen suicide
>burn all my money in front of some poor people cus fuck you

>>25923629
I'd keep 50 million for myself, then I'd found a top tier uni, then have the rest of it go towards building another space station.

every whore in korea

>>25923629
>Buy a 2k pc
>Buy a small appartment in Paris, one in Bulgaria, one in South Korea
>Spend the rest of my life playing cs:go, drinking vodka, doing drugs and lifting in my home gym

>>25928145
Vodka illegal under the Sharia law of Paris

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>>25923629
>fund a giant castle building project
>buy lots of weed and food
>sit in my kingdom of solitude for eternity

>>25923629
Invest 50% of it into a private science research center with the task of creating a form of immortality.
To either keep my brain alive past the death of my body or transfer my mind into a computer.
Not upload to a computer, transfer.
Sure, even that probably won't be enough to get any real results.
But I've got to try.

>>25923629
accidentally find true love

Pay off my loans.
Become godlike at melee.
Get a nutritionist and doctor to lose weight super fast.

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>>25923629
>You just received 80 billion dollars out of fucking nowhere.
If only.

Kill myself before the IRS arrests me

>buy the company I worked for as a teenager
>Fire the douchebags at corporate
>promote the one manager that was good to me
>???
>profit from that

>next

>buy a nice big isolated house in the middle of futt buck no where
>dedicate rooms to star wars, guns, and other shit I'm interested in
>get a dog
>buy guns
>invite robots over to my house and keep them under my bed as sex slaves

With the rest, I'll figure it out.

>>25923629
put it all in a safe place without telling anyone then continue my life like normal, dipping into it to treat myself, pay rent, or occasionally go on vacation
>telling eveyone you have money
>fake hoes
>fake frinds
>people might want to kill you
>mfw

hire a doctor to end my life peacefully for 40 and give the rest to my mom

>>25923629
Get a degree in everything at top universities. Show off to all the normies who put value into that shit.

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Move out of my moms house

Buy a lot of pot

Pay off my student loan

Get a better car

Build a new computer

Get a bunch of anime merch

>>25923629
I don't even know. I'd like to say I would use it to pay off my loans and debts, buy a house, maybe some stuff I've wanted for awhile, and then save the rest of it and either invest some of it or just dip into it every once in awhile.

Realistically, one of the following would happen
>1. Do nothing with it and just sit on it until I die, working my same old job doing as I do every day and whatnot only dipping into the funds when I need it, for rent and other expenses
or
>2. Blow it all in a few years on frivolous shit most likely

>>25923629
Gain political power and save the black community

>>25923629
>booze
>5-star food
>ask a qt on a date
>vacation to somewhere "exotic" but trendy
>all 4 at once