>tfw never get to be naked >tfw never get to fap while

>>25919880
>what are headphones
>what is not giving a fuck
Unless your Mom has explicitly said she'll kick you out for masturbating, she doesn't give a fuck.

>>25919880
yesterday I blew a load and fell asleep naked at my computer. Feels neutral.

It's pretty cool.
At first l believed the wagecuck meme, but l've been living with my parents for a year, and it sucks. I wake up at 1pm and do nothing until 3 am.
Then l became a cop (France) and it's pretty comfy. I get to spend my time playing vidya and fapping, it's the best

>>25920147
>what are headphones
Yea I don't want to be that guy who gets caught because he couldn't hear the footsteps.
>what is not giving a fuck
My family is not retarded like yours

>>25920345
>and fapping
Did experience change for the better?

.tfw never get to be naked
Why? the fuck is stopping you?

I lived alone for one school year, and it was amazing. Could spend entire weekends naked and masturbating all day, even could try new things like butt stuff.

One time I even made a simple dough of flour and water and stuffed it into a coffe can, then held it against the wall and fucked it. I didn't cum, and I needed to wash dough out of my pubes, but it was great to be able to try something like that and it defined that whole year for me.

>>25920631
I live with parents
>>25920736
God damn that looks like a great life. I'am just not that much into the dough thing.

men dont moan you gigantic faggot

>>25920859
Fine. Will grunting do faggot?

>>25920933
has anyone here actually moaned or groaned while fapping?
i know i havent

>>25920982
It sure adds to the experience. Tried it next time.

>>25920812
can't you sit in your room butt naked at 11 at night? what stopping you from doing that? I don't get this.

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>19
>live at dad's house
>hump a flashlight almost everday
>don't give a fuck if he finds out, or hears
>atleast i have proof that i'm not gay

>>25920999
Yes, and if somebody opens the door? It's all finished from there. Man you guys are retarded.

I've lived with my parents all my life and I fap whenever I want and cum wherever I want and everyone knows but I don't give a fuck. It works for me. You can smell the cum from outside my room. So what.

>>25921022
>Implying cumming equals being straight
>18+ pls

>>25921023
who the fuck is going to open the door at 11 or 12 at night you fucking nigger.

i mean goddamn are you stupid? you're not literally banging on the wall, are you? people can't hear you fap. just don't scream like you're actually fucking someone -- you're not.

>>25921306
Yea, so next time when it's dead quiet and I hear a thump! thump! thump! I won't think it's someone fapping.