>tfw never get to be naked
>tfw never get to fap while watching porn
>tfw never watch porn with sound
>tfw never can moan while fapping
>tfw never can buy fleshlight and thrust into it
Guys who live alone. How does it feel to do those things. I'am getting tired of just fapping into the Kleenex as quietly as possible. And as quickly as possible. I wanna hear her moan and I wanna moan as loud as I can. I wanna thrust.
It's pretty cool.
At first l believed the wagecuck meme, but l've been living with my parents for a year, and it sucks. I wake up at 1pm and do nothing until 3 am.
Then l became a cop (France) and it's pretty comfy. I get to spend my time playing vidya and fapping, it's the best
>what are headphones
Yea I don't want to be that guy who gets caught because he couldn't hear the footsteps.
>what is not giving a fuck
My family is not retarded like yours
Did experience change for the better?
I lived alone for one school year, and it was amazing. Could spend entire weekends naked and masturbating all day, even could try new things like butt stuff.
One time I even made a simple dough of flour and water and stuffed it into a coffe can, then held it against the wall and fucked it. I didn't cum, and I needed to wash dough out of my pubes, but it was great to be able to try something like that and it defined that whole year for me.
>live at dad's house
>hump a flashlight almost everday
>don't give a fuck if he finds out, or hears
>atleast i have proof that i'm not gay
I've lived with my parents all my life and I fap whenever I want and cum wherever I want and everyone knows but I don't give a fuck. It works for me. You can smell the cum from outside my room. So what.
who the fuck is going to open the door at 11 or 12 at night you fucking nigger.
i mean goddamn are you stupid? you're not literally banging on the wall, are you? people can't hear you fap. just don't scream like you're actually fucking someone -- you're not.