>mom makes me start working out or else she'll kick me

Haa u got BTFO

Man up lol

>listening to a cashier
fucking retard. they exist to sell you a product.

Fuck, I laughed at the end.

Also, if this is real then keep it up my man.

>>25919240
kek fucking beta faggot

just go with banana

cant go wrong with banana

i tried cookie flavour and it tastes good but remember you gotta take that shit everyday so take something that doesnt make you sick or bore you, banana is pretty plain and always good

this is the only place where the first line of a greentext story can be more autistic than the actual point at the end without the author realizing it

>'hey anon you got big'
>'do you woek out?'
>'can you show me how strong you are~'
>put her in a headlock and choke her out

whey isn't supposed to taste good

>living at home
>no privacy ever
>need to take a wank
>close myself inside the bathroom
>jizz inside the bowl
>try to flush
>it doesnt
>mum asks what im doing in there
>tell her taking a poo
>says toilet is broken
>try to poo and over the jizz
>cant
>end up using half a roll of tp to clean it off and hide it
>use a bucket from the sink and flush
>toilet gets clogged
>jizz water rising to the endge of the bowl
>panic and shove my hand down the shitter
>pull out as much of the toilet papper as i can
>it drains
>covered in pee pee and good crem

why cant i just die in my sleep already

>>25919538
i prefer cholkolate, my monkey friend

>mom makes me start working out or else she'll kick me out
Is no one else puzzled by this?

>>25920354
maybe he eats too much food

>>25919240
>and buy the whey

Ya know, for a second there, I thought you were actually being clever and making a pun.

>>25919240
>why are all women such whores
Obviously it was you falling for her, haha.
Top kek at your weak willpower
But keep on working out it's good for you, and if the protein shake? is tasting terrible just mix it with either chocolate sauce or powdered cocoa.