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If you magically became the ruler of the world, what would you have done?

>ban makeup
>ban anime
>ban rap
>ban bodybuilding
>make all niggers work in factories away from society and distribute the wealth so people won't have to work
>if a women is caught using makeup, she will serve a one year sentence as some robot's state-mandated gf
>condemn all women who cuck their partners to serve as prostitutes in state owned brothels
>ban roastie reconstruction surgery

And you?
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Kill OP for a start, your ideas suck
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>>25916898
socialist scum.

other than that it seems good
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collapse under the pressure.

I don't want to inherit this mess. I don't have the desire to impose my arbitrary will on others.
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>>25916920
Forget about enforcing it, I said "magically". Just command it and your underlings will take care of the rest.
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>>25916898
>make all niggers work in factories away from society and distribute the wealth so people won't have to work

Go fuck yourself, I actually love my work and don't want to spend my whole life doing nothing
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Make it mandatory for people to chill out, dude.
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>>25916943
Regardless of being a literal cuck, you can still work and get more money, but NEETs will get enough money and subsides to live comfortably and respectfully.
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>>25916937
I would rather have some cozy villa or cabin in the far away wilderness and live a life of few responsibilities and solitary contemplation than be some egomaniacal autocrat barking orders.
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>Completely remove women from the workforce
>Assign every woman a mandatory beta male to serve and provide for her
>Assign 1 Chad to every 5 women so that they don't need to fuck their betas
>Only 5/10+ normal males around the world are allowed to reproduce solely with their dominant wives if allowed

Perfect world desu, we're almost heading here anyway.
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I'd order one of my loyal subjects to kill me
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>>25916898
name a world religion of buddhism. Send the nay sayers to allah. Proceed to eat the sun and drink the sky
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>All practitioners of Semitic religion are now public enemies, rewards will be given to people who bring me 200 Christian Jew or Muslim ears or 100 scalps. It will be such a great cultist purge, it make people forget about waco.
>Rape is punishable by more rape. A week of it. If you were falsely accused, and you can prove it, the accuser becomes property of the nation and will be used as a literal cumdumpster until they die, regardless of age.
>Animal abuse is punishable by being raped by gorillas. 1 month. Yes, raping another human is less punishable than abusing your dog.
>Quality control of food and medicine is extremely high priority, sneaking in additives and poisons is also punishable by rape from a gorilla.
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>implement eugenics so robots don't have to suffer through life
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>>25917133
most retarded idea ever pls be b8
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>>25917133
>rewards will be given to people who bring me 200 Christian Jew or Muslim ears or 100 scalps.

That's ironically Biblical.

>ban race mixing
>ban porn
>ban immigration outside of rare cases
>execute children with severe retardation
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>>25916898
>implying any of these things would allow you to become any less of a faggot
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>>25917186
Not that I was putting in honest effort but by all means, share your ideas if they're so much better. Bonus points if they don't completely revolve around preserving the anglosphere and keeping women in the kitchen.
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>>25917201
How is that biblical?

Scalping/collecting ears are not a biblical thing.
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>>25916898
I'd make you some robot's state mandated fuckboi for life.
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>>25917201
>That's ironically Biblical.

Good, the trophies will be all that remain of the bible.
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>outlaw religion
>make suicide legal
>kill self
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>>25917224
I don't know, I remember a few stories like that from the Bible. I think Samson did it or something.
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I'd have my best esthetic work magic on myself and my wardrobe and see if Chloe Moretz would go ice skating with me.
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divide every country in half and make men and women live on opposites sides of a giant concrete wall, patrolled by border guards who take lethal shots if anyone tries to cross the wall.

reproduction is covered by the state and prostitution is handled by the state.
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>>25917178
You mean euthanasia, right? robots aren't born (for the most part).
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Adultery and casual sex are illegal now, with the former resulting in jail time and the latter resulting in fines with potential jail time if there was more than one partner involved.

These laws affect both genders.

This is all I want in the world.
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>>25916898
kill soros, hillary, dismantle the global elite

go to mexico and other south american countries and start killing gang members

stop refugees

fix the middle east by killing off any radical muslims, social engineer that place into a friendly kebab-shop land

get space programs and environmental conservation programs more support

probably kill off or exile a lot of incompetent or corrupt people to somewhere remote

re-order world economics to be more in line with polanyi thinking

lotta responsibilities and not a lot of time desu.
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>All citizens must serve a minimum 2 years in a hospitality/retail job as well as 4 years in the military to attain citizenship rights
>Universal healthcare
>force a 17% flat tax rate on all income earners above 50k.
>Remove any loopholes where investment property owners can claim tax losses on periods where property didn't generate money.
>Rapists are castrated as punishment and have their hands cut off
>Indians that have more than 2 children will be forced to kill any more offspring they produce. Same applies to any other ethnicity, though more strictly enforced on indians
>Crimes committed against Muslims are ignored unless the victims have attained citizenship
>No one is allowed to be in a political leadership role if they have any alignment to a religious group.
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1. Ask to see my life had I not been king of the world
2.blow it up and travel through space as king of nothing.
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>>25916898
>Ban anime
>Ban processed food
>Enforce fitness programs
>Enslave niggers, arabs and Indian types to grow our food and do menial work
>Remove any government financial assistance unless it's for disability. Don't work. Don't eat.
>Segregate school classes by sex and have teachers be the same sex as their class
>Work on making renewable energy better, aiming to have free power for all society (except the slave classes obviously).
>Conscription for school drop outs.
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>make video game corporation executives stand trial for their obvious blunders (Battlefront for example)
>give them one last chance to re-do their game
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>>25917498
I can get behind this. However EA deserve punishment.
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>>25916898
sounds like an angsty version of Plato's republic, I like it.
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>>25916898
Let me guess you got dumped recently and still butthurt?
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>>25917491
>slave labor drives down the cost of labor
>no one can work
>enforce don't work don't eat policy
>"Free energy"
>no anime for NEETS to watch even though they have nothing to do and all this free energy

Are you even trying?
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>>25916982
>but NEETs will get enough money and subsides to live comfortably and respectfully
No wonder your life is shit, you think you deserve to live comfortably by doing nothing.
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>>25917566
I don't have to try. Did you even read the OP? I'm the ruler of the fucking world. People try for me.

That and there'll be no NEETs in my society. NEETs don't eat m8.
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>torture all homosexuals and transexuals to death
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>>25916898
>ban facebook
>ban closed source software
>if you're overweight you can't go outside
>if you get below average grades you're forced into homelessness
>no government handouts, can't provide for yourself you die off.
>in a world of my design I wouldn't survive
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>>25917605
What do you consider work?
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>>25917680
Cleaner or higher.
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>>25917569
It's not a matter of deserving, either kill NEETs or implement some form of population control where poor retarded people having kids doesn't turn a profit somehow. Tendies make the world spin.
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>Australians banned from leaving their country
>Execute any special snowflakes from tumblr that think degeneracy is acceptable
>Trans "people" must go through extensive therapy before being approved for HRT. Almost all of the subjects fail and are given the option of euthanasia or they can end their life as they choose
>Pregnant women who have a fetus diagnosed with Autism, Down Syndrome or any other developmental disability will be forced to abort the fetus otherwise have to execute the newborn child then face jail time for attempted birth of disabled child
>All drugs become legal, however you require a license to get it from an MP
>Coffee shops are forced to shut at 8pm. If they want to stay open beyond that they require a license to serve liquor
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>>25917133
m'lady,
euphoric original
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>>25917751
>Australians banned from leaving their country
i agree
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>>25916898
hands off approach. no rules, just sit back and see what happens

probably turn into some mad max type scenario desu
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Fund research into practical deep space travel/deep sea colonization and offer incentives for the private sector to do so as well.

I'm going to have my fucking SMACverse god damn it.
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>>25917706
Slaves have all those jobs sir, unless you want us working with niggers and spics.
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>>25916898

>Ban bodybuilding

lmao, you're a fat loser creep who's too lazy to exersize.

I'd ban the following:

>Develop a eugenics program where neets, autists, and betas get executed, their fat used as fuel.
>Cage criminal niggers with the neets and autists for public entertaiment.
>Execute kikes and pajeets
>Islam is forbidden.
>Women are forced housewives, and are not allowed to drive.
>State mandated fitness program and conscription.
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>>25917863
Then it'll teach you not to be a NEET.
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Environmentally sustainable, racially homogeneous, society practicing eugenics
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>>25917891
I have disability gib monies
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>>25917795
shitposting is an online export, not a physical one m8
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>>25917923
Here's 50 Leadermonies. Buy yourself something nice you filthy defective :3
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>>25917926
ban aussies from using the net,
Problem solve thanks friendo
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>>25917332
>not being so depressed as to believe in biological determinism
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>>25917926

Still one of the most cancerous groups of people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96NrIz_khQM
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Eugenics so no one has to suffer like us in the future.
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>>25916898
>ban Islam and Scientology just because I hate those
>introduce eugenics policies based on my measure of education, intelligence, and fit character across all races and culture
>reform education and make it the most important thing

Among other less important things
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>enforce mass genocide against Muslims and Indians
>any niggers with an GPA below 3.0 will be enslaved
>redistribute wealth to eliminate poverty
>ban metal
>ban Anime
>anybody who weighs more than 300 pounds who isn't an athlete is killed
And
>publicly execute hillary Clinton while bill fucks a 10 year old in front of her as she gets a bullet in her head
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>force all NEETS to get jobs
b-but muh autism, muh social anxiety. That won't matter much when you're 2000 feet below the surface working in a mine.
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>>25916898
OP is most likely a woman, opinion discarded. I say most likely because I can't tell, that picture looks like a fucking hermaphrodite tomboy.
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>>25918279
It's not my picture you fucking retard, just a picture of perfection.

Right now I want to ban loud house parties. Fine anyone who is loud in public. And severely limit ads.
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>>25918279

Nah, he's some fat autistic dweeb, just mad that his oneitis chose chad over his fatass.
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>ban all religions
>invent a new religion that worships me
>build massive temples in my honor
>send hipsters,roasties and asshole chads in a labour camp
>feminism is punishable by death
>only music allowed is serbian turbo folk and gangsta rap
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>>25918279
>make a pepe thread
>you are now officially pepe
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>>25916898
Ban NEETs.
Ban anime.
Ban memes.
Ban women.
Make rap the official music.
All men would be required to enage in a physical and mental pursuit(ie weightlifting and mathematics, basketball and philosophy, etc.)
Ban racism or any other kind of meaningless hatred.
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>>25916898
I would outlaw Christianity and all of her bastard offspring.
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>>25916898
Establish anarchy but make sure the world knows who's in charge.
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>>25918179
This 2bh. Your pickaxe isn't going to try hold a conversation with you.
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>>25918487
>ban women
Will all women be killed, exiled or become men?
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Anything I'd do would be kept secret. Shaping statistics while nobody has a clue it's going on.
If there was a way to use certain unsavory groups against each other or even themselves, that's how it would be done.
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>ban all non peaceful religions. this includes any and every religion that preaches hate at any degree, for example christianity (homosexuals) and islam (non-believers)
>false rape accusations result in the accuser being sentenced as state owned sex slave for at least 6 months, this includes the slighest internet rape cry
>science and research highly encouraged by state. big funding to research programs towards development of personal sexbots, vr. let waifu age be born
>all pregnant females subjected to state control fetus development. in case fetus is diagnosed with any medium to major genetic flaw, gene therapy to correct the problem is mandatory, otherwise the female along with her baby have the option of either being executed or banished forever
>drugs and prostitution perfectly legal. sex and drug use outside also legal. any damage to property owned by someone else, be private or state owned, is illegal subject to up to 1 year in prison. this includes, but not limited to, vandalism, destruction, making a mess. if you are retarded enough to get addicted to shit that only kills you, like cocaine or crocodyl, its your motherfucking problem.
>any and all moral/verbal damage by chads towards any sexbot owner also punishable by arrest up to 3 months in case the victim feels offended and there is proof. use of microphones and camera to collect evidence allowed.

definiton of chad: male human being with height above 180cm, penis size when erect above 18cm, face aesthetics rated an average of 8 out of 10 or more by 2000 females or more, deep voice.

official language: english
no official religion
official measure system: metric
official currency: coin

current state recognized translations to the national anthem: german, french, spanish, russian, chinese, japanese, arabic

any document released in any other language, any other measurement system, any other currency must be translated to the above by an authorised state translator before made official
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>>25916898

Where can I find more pics of her. She pretty qt
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>Reinstate homestead act
>Close borders everywhere
>End womens suffrage
>Genocide Jews
>Genocide mudslimes
>Genocide leftists
>Genocide SJWs
>Genocide the mentally retarded
>Niggers and spics can live but they most stay in their own fucking countries
>Give every man a free qt and a gun
>Legalize marijuana and psychedelics
>Adderall use mandatory for a more productive workforce
>Women not allowed to work or serve in military, only be housewives
>Mixed economy with monopolies outlawed
>Environmental protection
>Animal abuse outlawed
>Fund the research of nanomachines, biomechanics, and space travel
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>>25918894
I wanted to propose an alliance but then I read the part about the national anthem in arabic. Why not throw yiddish in there too?
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>>25918894
>Chad should be arrested for laughing at me

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
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>>25916898
>ban anime
>ban bodybuilding

No fun allowed
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>>25916898
>Instate theocracy
>Segregate earth by the country of origin because the people are specialized to there specifically
>USA is now a reserved wildlife and mass agriculture area
>I live in the woods
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>>25919292
if we dont make it to space the whole human race dies. meanwhile chad and stacy are getting fukt up at the club. but im also here shitposting so idk we're doomed.
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I would kill all NEETs.
You people seriously do nothing with your lives.
Just leech off welfare and post racist shit online to encourage school shooters.
Your families and societies would be much happier with you gone.
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>>25916898
Legalize suicide and install cheap suicide booths in every major city worldwide. Robots will no longer have to suffer if they don't want to.
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>>25916898
>mandatory suicide
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>>25917751
>fetus diagnosed with Autism

How fucking stupid can one person be?
Have you ever taken a biology class?
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>>25916898
I think things are going pretty well right now. I love being a neet and having all my needs pampered too even tho I don't have to lift a finger. I say let things remain the same
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>>25919893
Found the autismo :^)
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>>25917605
Except you are still enabling NEETs by allowing SSI
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>>25919996
Amiotic fluid won't tell you if your kid is autistic.
You won't know until it's born and you can observe it's behavior with others, so not for like 3-5 years at least.
You might be downs tho, so just kill yourself faggot
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>develop genetic and bodily modification
>develope perfected FEV
>free for beta males
>beta males become Titans through my research
>compared to beta Titans, normies are basically subhuman
>develop power armor
>research advanced weapons
>drop da particle warheads
>create a race of SuperHumans who also wear power armor
>mfw i make the brotherhood of steel super mutants
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>>25920054
>kill yourself
Didn't mean to upset you that hard you stupid autist. So rude...
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>>25916898
Destroy it desu
Making it a better place would require more understanding of the world than I have
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>>25919810
>Just leech off welfare and post racist shit online to encourage school shooters.
God I love my life
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>>25919292
>Give every man a free qt and a gun
>Animal abuse outlawed

pick 1
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>Start ww3
If i'm going to eventually die i want to make sure i take everyone with me.
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>>25920367
Imagine walking outside and seeing a mushroom cloud. The adrenaline.
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I only want to ban ukuleles and manbuns.
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Gas all dogs and dog owners 2bh
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>>25917879
I would worship you in a devout yet non radical or fanatical way
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>>25916898

Exercise is important for brain health, though, you troglodyte fucking retard. Literally spend 5 minutes looking it up.
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on your 14th birthday, all males get to spend 1 night with a government-hired prostitute so they can learn the ropes of sex and not go into adulthood a confused virgin
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>>25916898
exile antia sarkeesian to hell.
ethnic cleansing.
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>>25919292
This, this, and, also, this.
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>>25916898
Turn all of africa into usable farmland or nature preserves
Turn specifically Nigeria into the Nigger Zoo where you can, for a small fee of $5, visit and feed a real african.
Turn Germany into a massive theme park
Slash welfare for mentally-ill people under retirement age and start work programs for unemployed and welfare recipients, help NEETs get comfy jobs and whatnot
Cut back on affirmative action
Emphasize a strong nationalistic view while supporting global economics
Euthanize the tards
Isolate HIV-positive patients and bus them all into San Fran
Bring doctors and scientists together worldwide to focus on fixing diseases and promoting eco-friendly industry
Establish a suggestive democracy, people can tell me what they want but they might not get it
Erase low-skill service industry jobs, replace workers with machines, move workers into colleges to learn so they can do high-skill jobs
Start assistive programs to help small business
Increase funding to food administrations, evironmental administrations, NASA
Force all ethnicities to get along for economic reasons under threat of nuclear extermination
ISIS will be removed
Muslims will be allowed into society and all religions will be given designated cultura zones (Christian churches, synagogues, mosques, the surrounding area will be culturally homogenous, outside of those areas, you need to just get along with everyone else)
Schools will take on new anti-bullying policies with stricter punishment and will offer more education fields for students
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>return to the Eisenhower tax plan
>legalize drugs, prostitution, gambling, eugenics, and euthanasia
>universal healthcare
>Adults must take an intelligence and reasoning test to be able to run for office and vote
>Allot a portion of the world GDP to space program and genetic engineering
>Religious people aren't allowed to vote and run for office; extremism is banned and practice of it results in exile to Australia
>crony capitalism and collusion is punished with public flogging and loss of citizenship rights, and slavery to the state
>false rape accusations result in same
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