If you magically became the ruler of the world, what would you have done?
>make all niggers work in factories away from society and distribute the wealth so people won't have to work
>if a women is caught using makeup, she will serve a one year sentence as some robot's state-mandated gf
>condemn all women who cuck their partners to serve as prostitutes in state owned brothels
>ban roastie reconstruction surgery
>make all niggers work in factories away from society and distribute the wealth so people won't have to work
Go fuck yourself, I actually love my work and don't want to spend my whole life doing nothing
I would rather have some cozy villa or cabin in the far away wilderness and live a life of few responsibilities and solitary contemplation than be some egomaniacal autocrat barking orders.
>Completely remove women from the workforce
>Assign every woman a mandatory beta male to serve and provide for her
>Assign 1 Chad to every 5 women so that they don't need to fuck their betas
>Only 5/10+ normal males around the world are allowed to reproduce solely with their dominant wives if allowed
Perfect world desu, we're almost heading here anyway.
>All practitioners of Semitic religion are now public enemies, rewards will be given to people who bring me 200 Christian Jew or Muslim ears or 100 scalps. It will be such a great cultist purge, it make people forget about waco.
>Rape is punishable by more rape. A week of it. If you were falsely accused, and you can prove it, the accuser becomes property of the nation and will be used as a literal cumdumpster until they die, regardless of age.
>Animal abuse is punishable by being raped by gorillas. 1 month. Yes, raping another human is less punishable than abusing your dog.
>Quality control of food and medicine is extremely high priority, sneaking in additives and poisons is also punishable by rape from a gorilla.
>implement eugenics so robots don't have to suffer through life
>rewards will be given to people who bring me 200 Christian Jew or Muslim ears or 100 scalps.
That's ironically Biblical.
>ban race mixing
>ban immigration outside of rare cases
>execute children with severe retardation
Not that I was putting in honest effort but by all means, share your ideas if they're so much better. Bonus points if they don't completely revolve around preserving the anglosphere and keeping women in the kitchen.
divide every country in half and make men and women live on opposites sides of a giant concrete wall, patrolled by border guards who take lethal shots if anyone tries to cross the wall.
reproduction is covered by the state and prostitution is handled by the state.
Adultery and casual sex are illegal now, with the former resulting in jail time and the latter resulting in fines with potential jail time if there was more than one partner involved.
These laws affect both genders.
This is all I want in the world.
kill soros, hillary, dismantle the global elite
go to mexico and other south american countries and start killing gang members
fix the middle east by killing off any radical muslims, social engineer that place into a friendly kebab-shop land
get space programs and environmental conservation programs more support
probably kill off or exile a lot of incompetent or corrupt people to somewhere remote
re-order world economics to be more in line with polanyi thinking
lotta responsibilities and not a lot of time desu.
>All citizens must serve a minimum 2 years in a hospitality/retail job as well as 4 years in the military to attain citizenship rights
>force a 17% flat tax rate on all income earners above 50k.
>Remove any loopholes where investment property owners can claim tax losses on periods where property didn't generate money.
>Rapists are castrated as punishment and have their hands cut off
>Indians that have more than 2 children will be forced to kill any more offspring they produce. Same applies to any other ethnicity, though more strictly enforced on indians
>Crimes committed against Muslims are ignored unless the victims have attained citizenship
>No one is allowed to be in a political leadership role if they have any alignment to a religious group.
>Ban processed food
>Enforce fitness programs
>Enslave niggers, arabs and Indian types to grow our food and do menial work
>Remove any government financial assistance unless it's for disability. Don't work. Don't eat.
>Segregate school classes by sex and have teachers be the same sex as their class
>Work on making renewable energy better, aiming to have free power for all society (except the slave classes obviously).
>Conscription for school drop outs.
>slave labor drives down the cost of labor
>no one can work
>enforce don't work don't eat policy
>no anime for NEETS to watch even though they have nothing to do and all this free energy
Are you even trying?
>ban closed source software
>if you're overweight you can't go outside
>if you get below average grades you're forced into homelessness
>no government handouts, can't provide for yourself you die off.
>in a world of my design I wouldn't survive
It's not a matter of deserving, either kill NEETs or implement some form of population control where poor retarded people having kids doesn't turn a profit somehow. Tendies make the world spin.
>Australians banned from leaving their country
>Execute any special snowflakes from tumblr that think degeneracy is acceptable
>Trans "people" must go through extensive therapy before being approved for HRT. Almost all of the subjects fail and are given the option of euthanasia or they can end their life as they choose
>Pregnant women who have a fetus diagnosed with Autism, Down Syndrome or any other developmental disability will be forced to abort the fetus otherwise have to execute the newborn child then face jail time for attempted birth of disabled child
>All drugs become legal, however you require a license to get it from an MP
>Coffee shops are forced to shut at 8pm. If they want to stay open beyond that they require a license to serve liquor
Fund research into practical deep space travel/deep sea colonization and offer incentives for the private sector to do so as well.
I'm going to have my fucking SMACverse god damn it.
lmao, you're a fat loser creep who's too lazy to exersize.
I'd ban the following:
>Develop a eugenics program where neets, autists, and betas get executed, their fat used as fuel.
>Cage criminal niggers with the neets and autists for public entertaiment.
>Execute kikes and pajeets
>Islam is forbidden.
>Women are forced housewives, and are not allowed to drive.
>State mandated fitness program and conscription.
>ban Islam and Scientology just because I hate those
>introduce eugenics policies based on my measure of education, intelligence, and fit character across all races and culture
>reform education and make it the most important thing
Among other less important things
>enforce mass genocide against Muslims and Indians
>any niggers with an GPA below 3.0 will be enslaved
>redistribute wealth to eliminate poverty
>anybody who weighs more than 300 pounds who isn't an athlete is killed
>publicly execute hillary Clinton while bill fucks a 10 year old in front of her as she gets a bullet in her head
It's not my picture you fucking retard, just a picture of perfection.
Right now I want to ban loud house parties. Fine anyone who is loud in public. And severely limit ads.
>ban all religions
>invent a new religion that worships me
>build massive temples in my honor
>send hipsters,roasties and asshole chads in a labour camp
>feminism is punishable by death
>only music allowed is serbian turbo folk and gangsta rap
Make rap the official music.
All men would be required to enage in a physical and mental pursuit(ie weightlifting and mathematics, basketball and philosophy, etc.)
Ban racism or any other kind of meaningless hatred.
Establish anarchy but make sure the world knows who's in charge.
Anything I'd do would be kept secret. Shaping statistics while nobody has a clue it's going on.
If there was a way to use certain unsavory groups against each other or even themselves, that's how it would be done.
>ban all non peaceful religions. this includes any and every religion that preaches hate at any degree, for example christianity (homosexuals) and islam (non-believers)
>false rape accusations result in the accuser being sentenced as state owned sex slave for at least 6 months, this includes the slighest internet rape cry
>science and research highly encouraged by state. big funding to research programs towards development of personal sexbots, vr. let waifu age be born
>all pregnant females subjected to state control fetus development. in case fetus is diagnosed with any medium to major genetic flaw, gene therapy to correct the problem is mandatory, otherwise the female along with her baby have the option of either being executed or banished forever
>drugs and prostitution perfectly legal. sex and drug use outside also legal. any damage to property owned by someone else, be private or state owned, is illegal subject to up to 1 year in prison. this includes, but not limited to, vandalism, destruction, making a mess. if you are retarded enough to get addicted to shit that only kills you, like cocaine or crocodyl, its your motherfucking problem.
>any and all moral/verbal damage by chads towards any sexbot owner also punishable by arrest up to 3 months in case the victim feels offended and there is proof. use of microphones and camera to collect evidence allowed.
definiton of chad: male human being with height above 180cm, penis size when erect above 18cm, face aesthetics rated an average of 8 out of 10 or more by 2000 females or more, deep voice.
official language: english
no official religion
official measure system: metric
official currency: coin
current state recognized translations to the national anthem: german, french, spanish, russian, chinese, japanese, arabic
any document released in any other language, any other measurement system, any other currency must be translated to the above by an authorised state translator before made official
>Reinstate homestead act
>Close borders everywhere
>End womens suffrage
>Genocide the mentally retarded
>Niggers and spics can live but they most stay in their own fucking countries
>Give every man a free qt and a gun
>Legalize marijuana and psychedelics
>Adderall use mandatory for a more productive workforce
>Women not allowed to work or serve in military, only be housewives
>Mixed economy with monopolies outlawed
>Animal abuse outlawed
>Fund the research of nanomachines, biomechanics, and space travel
>Segregate earth by the country of origin because the people are specialized to there specifically
>USA is now a reserved wildlife and mass agriculture area
>I live in the woods
I would kill all NEETs.
You people seriously do nothing with your lives.
Just leech off welfare and post racist shit online to encourage school shooters.
Your families and societies would be much happier with you gone.
Amiotic fluid won't tell you if your kid is autistic.
You won't know until it's born and you can observe it's behavior with others, so not for like 3-5 years at least.
You might be downs tho, so just kill yourself faggot
>develop genetic and bodily modification
>develope perfected FEV
>free for beta males
>beta males become Titans through my research
>compared to beta Titans, normies are basically subhuman
>develop power armor
>research advanced weapons
>drop da particle warheads
>create a race of SuperHumans who also wear power armor
>mfw i make the brotherhood of steel super mutants
>Just leech off welfare and post racist shit online to encourage school shooters.
God I love my life
Turn all of africa into usable farmland or nature preserves
Turn specifically Nigeria into the Nigger Zoo where you can, for a small fee of $5, visit and feed a real african.
Turn Germany into a massive theme park
Slash welfare for mentally-ill people under retirement age and start work programs for unemployed and welfare recipients, help NEETs get comfy jobs and whatnot
Cut back on affirmative action
Emphasize a strong nationalistic view while supporting global economics
Euthanize the tards
Isolate HIV-positive patients and bus them all into San Fran
Bring doctors and scientists together worldwide to focus on fixing diseases and promoting eco-friendly industry
Establish a suggestive democracy, people can tell me what they want but they might not get it
Erase low-skill service industry jobs, replace workers with machines, move workers into colleges to learn so they can do high-skill jobs
Start assistive programs to help small business
Increase funding to food administrations, evironmental administrations, NASA
Force all ethnicities to get along for economic reasons under threat of nuclear extermination
ISIS will be removed
Muslims will be allowed into society and all religions will be given designated cultura zones (Christian churches, synagogues, mosques, the surrounding area will be culturally homogenous, outside of those areas, you need to just get along with everyone else)
Schools will take on new anti-bullying policies with stricter punishment and will offer more education fields for students
>return to the Eisenhower tax plan
>legalize drugs, prostitution, gambling, eugenics, and euthanasia
>Adults must take an intelligence and reasoning test to be able to run for office and vote
>Allot a portion of the world GDP to space program and genetic engineering
>Religious people aren't allowed to vote and run for office; extremism is banned and practice of it results in exile to Australia
>crony capitalism and collusion is punished with public flogging and loss of citizenship rights, and slavery to the state
>false rape accusations result in same