Ain't no robot like conscript robot. Who
/forcedintotheshit/ here? It's like wagecucking at less than minimum wage and triple the hours.
US Army here.
Compared to my last job I'll take being a (J)unior(E)nlisted(W)arrior any day. Hours aren't too bad and I get to spend all my non working hours playing video games. Going to be out in the field for two weeks soon though ;_;.
At least you have more chances getting deployed than I do ya heeb.
How cant you tell by the boots and pants you stupid cunt? OP is a kike.
You think policing little sandniggers is fun? Everyone hates you. The sandniggers cause trouble even when you are just about your business, libtardd hate you for responding. Nothing sucks more than getting rocks and molotovs tossed with slingshot from outside the range of pacification tools.
Singaporefag here, not OP though... Fuck I know the feel...
Starting in 19 days, national slavery/service here I come...
>tfw came here; got fined 1000sgd as "minimum" for not coming at 18
>tfw no ability to leave, literally trapped for 2 years. Literally the property of a society I wasn't raised in and didn't know till I came here 5 months ago
>tfw 2.5 years of my life are irreversibly lost and I'll be paid far below minimum wage for shit slave hours 560/m for pretty much 24/7 shit...
>tfw Singaporean society accepts this as okay; when people say "it's your duty" and you literally have no escape nor nowhere to turn to. At 19 can't even denounce my citizenship, they sure were happy to just get me a "document of identity" for a one way trip instead of a passport...
2 years and I'll either kill myself or get out of here and denounce citizenship and never come back. I literally have no rights here; I feel like property, a formerly free human being now stuck in a cage. Fuck Singapore.
This guy gets it. Is Singapore Kykeland's twin or something? We get 3 years of service down this hole though
My best mate got doshonorably discharged by feigning a breakdown and aiming a loaded and unlocked rigle at his head
Paratrooper brigade and Kfir brigade kept the M-4. Other infantry use the Micro TAR, a newer one. Non infantry combat like me use the old CAR unless you are an officer o marksman. We still get stuck doing infantry deployment and police sandniggers.
Sorry I like goyim blood on my bread.
there are no media sources that represent this conflict properlu and basically by this point everyonr is an asshole. The rest goes into /pol/
Short rifles in general I guess.
>All these crying ass conscripts
I'll use your tears as lube when I fieldjack my little ding dong next week in the snow.
>tfw American Regular army
>tfw more developed infrastructure that other armies
>Internet, full kitchen and close delivery services to my barracks room
>work schedule isn't that bad
>Might even get to deploy next year and smoke check some haji
Yes, you're right that everyone is an asshole. It would make things so much easier if Israel stopped claiming to be the good guys and that everything they do is correct and they are the most humane and best army in the world.
Pretty much kykeland's twin. A tiny rich country with Muslim native minority, surrounded by Muslim countries Indonesia and Malaysia, and despite these countries not being as shit as Israel's neighbors, Singapore manages to be extremely fearful to Muslims to the point of amassing a massive army ridiculously inporpotionate to its size and it's neighbors.
Also things I think you might relate to:
Every goddamn person bringing up our "surrounded by Muslims" topic or mentioning a terrorist attack from Indonesia over 50 years ago as justification for ns.
"Singapore is the best place in the world for Chinese. Forget your old home, you are Singaporean- it's your duty to do ns. You are a second class citizen anywhere but Singapore (complete rubbish as I come from and am a citizen of Canada as well)."
I can't relate to many Singaporeans about this. Everyone's been raised to repeat the same garbage to me and I can't even vent about how trapped I feel- thankfully I'm currently working with some Malay and Filipinoes at the restaurant I'm at right now.
Interestingly enough, I believe it was Israel that trained singapores first batch of recruits.
Army life isn't that hard. I don't even hide my power level at work. Tell me another occupation where saying durka durka muhammed jihad, sexual jokes and undertones wont get you fired but is celebrated?
Short form as on mobile:
>born in Singapore
>move to Canada at 2
>permanently in Canada, poorshit so never leave. Also citizen.
>move out to opposite side of Canada from family at 18; as poorshit kinda end up on verge of homelessness and dad helps me buy ticket to Singapore as after hearing from relatives of it, think ns will be a chance to get back on feet, pay debts, and even finally get dental done
>come here; after a month the illusion is already gone and I hate myself for falling for it and rightfully so. 2.5 years of my life is going to be lost in the process and I feel worse than I ever did in Canada. Also working currently; coincidentally Singapore has no minimum wage and was going to earn 6$ at most places till started working for an uncle for 8$ (sgd- far lower than usd for such an expensive country)
Army of the People, not a Professional Army. Meaning, conscript every idiot with four functioning limbs and get him through training even if it means cheating on tests and exams. You wouldn't believe the idiots I've worked with.
Pretty obvious he didn't have a choice. Singaporefag here again- quite literally my ns as well hasn't started and I already feel like I'm being bled out- they're already trying to fine me 1k for coming late to something I never received the notice for after all (they said they had to as a matter of principle).
Even the unfit here are used for paperwork or some shit for 2 years- know some people like that and my uncle was one. Of course, naturally it's seen as "duty."
The Muslims/minorities are put to work as police officers or pencil pushers as well.
Each generation props it up as this "great service" even while admitting they treat you like shit and treated them like shit- it's "what every sg male goes through" is the attitude. It's toxic- and I won't even get started on the entitlement I feel the country has to me or how ridiculous the whole farce is.
Damn man you got cucked worse than I did.
When my familymoved here (I was a baby) this was a second choice after Germany. Until tecently I was pissed at the change of plans. Now I am glad I am not there. Occasionaly gassing kebabs is more fun than getting raped by them.
Double cuck threat:
Am Ukranian by origin. Jidf conscripts all citizens. It's ny doody.
But my uncut dick prevents me from marrying in the country because only the Jewish church can marry you here. No civil marriage.
Ever heard of something called fragging? Along with the unpopularity of the conscript it's part of what got the us out of draft.
Just stating that even the us army wasn't always decent at all. Fact is when a nation can force people there's no reason to make the experience even somewhat decent.
>not being a profile 21 masterrace
aHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY DYING FOR THIS SHITTY COUNTRY FAGGOT
Profile score is all health, not physical or psychological fitness. Bad eesight and kinda okay back is not enough for a full grade down.
KABA score is socio-mental and mine is good enough for kravi cuck
>Yfw you're a conscript guarding some hole in the desert
>Yfw your government pays for the degree of others you're age and grants them meaningful positions in the military
Yfw your governments pays for all the expenses of people who learn to fly a plane at your age
everybody in finland, but robots usually get the glorified "C-papers" aka not having to do shit, pic very related mfw i fuck chads "army widow" gf while chad is away sitting in a tent in -30c hahahaha
>Apply for recruitment in Sweden
>4 out of 9 psych
>3 out of 9 leadership suitability
Always thought of myself as a cyborg, but I guess that's too robot for the military.
But hey, being conscripted in Finland instead. Resigned my rights and all that good stuff, will enjoy all the non-happenings and so on.
I don't care if it's horrible, better than what I'm doing now.
Do they do a lot of hazing like make you suck their dick and hand jobs and stuff?
Have fun kid.
I tried to join the marines when I was 19 but my education was fucked up so there was a discrepancy that kept me out. I'm 22 now and don't really know what to do.
At least this will give you structure, and time.
>tfw yeshiva kike students get more money than the average IDF fighter
>ultra-ortodox jews are basically paid by the government to sit on their ass all day.
Singapore too. Looking forward to that sweet sweet 560$sgd/month with dental/medical and working all weekdays and most public holidays, with little spare time nor any real workers rights (even the pay is called specifically "allowance") and expected to fellate the egos of the local dictators/oligarchs. 2 years of this shit.
enjoy the 3 years of cucking lol.
REAL ADVICE: If you have trouble maintaining your mental health in the army (due to isolation and such) you have to keep yourself occupied with other goals. Fitness, literature, anything to keep you from becoming a slobbering mess of a person who will regret wasting 3 years of his life at the end.
>not fighting for your country
get out faggot
>being this much of a cuck
Pathetic tbqh m8
Anyway, how many Israelis are here? Misparei barzel lehitpaked! 1.
>At least you have more chances getting deployed than I do ya heeb.
never understood why people in the military want to deploy. oh boy, being thousands of miles away from my family, living in a plywood hut, and getting an extra $100/month in hazard pay or whatever sure sounds great.
except you don't even fight 99% of the time. and you're walking around doing patrols for 12 hours a day with 100 pounds of gear destroying your spine. and youre at the risk of dying from some cowardly sand nigger ied. it sounds absolutely miserable.
At least 5, but don't start with this shit mate.
Seems like you're all young as fuck too