hey fembots, why don't you have an ass that looks like this?

I'm trying my best to be gay, but this isn't helping!

>>25912246
because I'm not fat.

>>25912261
That's a fat ass but that's not a fatass.

>>25912261
Jealous roastie detected

I bet you're a chestlet too

I don't think a flabby ass with dents and cellulite(like pic related) would be an uncommon trait for a fembot

>>25912261
Low estrogen detected

imagine her lifting her cheeks and spreading them open, and she tells you to put your face in between.

then her cheeks SLAP shut on your face.

>>25912261
be my qt buttlet gf

>>25912280
It is a fat ass. That's why it's kinda dimply.

Not a bad ass though, by any means. I would not turn that ass down. But I prefer my asses big thanks to muscle

>>25912288
>dents and cellulite
Are you a gay or a woman? Because that's an undeniably attractive butt.

>>25912327
not him but its pretty flabby
She could exercise or something

>>25912246
Mmm cellulite

Post more big butts with small waists. I need to fap but don't wanna leave this thread.

>>25912342
Yeah I guess. It looks really spankable tho.

>>25912261
Daily reminder fatter butt girls are more intelligent.

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

And bigger dicks = dumber men

http://www.quickextenderpro.com/blog/three-bizarre-findings-studies-worldwide-penis-sizes/

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>>25912360
You made me kek. I like you.

>>25912364
it would jiggle nicely
but id rather a flat arse that goes bright pink

>>25912400
>flat
>arse
I understand, Seamus.

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>>25912373
does anyone else fucking hate this angle? the only way i like to look at an ass is if the girl is standing upright. otherwise its easy to disguise a gross ass that's just big instead of nice.

>>25912529
there are plenty of lying down angles that make a butt look nice, but thats not one of them
that angle is done to show off the butt plug

>>25912529

Yeah, but if they did it standing up you would see it's just fat instead of plump.

>>25912261
>>25912342
>>25912288
all this faggotery, oh i forgot this is memechan

>>25912618
triggered faggot kek

>>25912257
Why are you trying to do that, are you trying to be retarded too?

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>>25912261
spiteful roastie bitch identified

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because i can literally just BEEE my self and get men that are taller, have bigger cocks, and look better than you children.

>>25913134
>taller
;_;
I at least have good facial aesthetics and a larger than average cock
be my gf plox

>>25913134
You don't actually believe the majority of those messages are genuine, do you?

>>25912869
damn son , you sure rek'd me, good night

her ass isn't that great its long and cellulitey so

>>25913282
>being this assblasted

just be yourself, kiddo. And you might get a gf some day.

>>25913282
if 10% of these were genuine that's 99% more attention from attractive people a male equivalent would get.

online dating and social networks are demolishing society. lazy and disgusting hambeasts have more options than average ripped /fit/izen who's put years of blood and sweat into his body, mind and charisma.

>>25913325
lol the self deception is really showing...kiddo