Wagecucks are waking up at this very moment in order to go to

Isn't your mom telling you to go to bed yet?
Don't want to upset here and miss your tennies day.

>>25911848
What's your phone number anon, I need to talk to you.

Thanks

>you know who this is by the way. Lel

>>25911848

I'd love to watch a NEET faggot post a "smug pepe" at 4AM, boxers still around ankles, clutching their tiny dick. Toes resting in the cum they dribbled under their computer desk. They take a moment to caress their latest figurine. Crying softly while starting a fresh, new /r9k/ thread.

I turn in most nights around 4am. I will never ever have to get up at the crack of dawn and force feed myself like those mentally I'll wagecucks.

What if i am a Mr.Schlomo OP? would i be considered a NEET or a Wagecuck then?

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A NEET is someone who sucks resources from society and gives back nothing. Fucking kill yourself please.

I'm at work, doing the same thing as OP, except I get paid big bucks for it, while he does it

FOR
FREE

>>25912370
the ending of all /threads

FUCK neets and their bait posts. None are comfy, all live with mumsy.

>>25912381
I'm a wagekuck and I go to bed around 4 am most days, and get up around noon

>>25912394
you're name is literally schlomo?

kek

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>>25912435

implying your shitty job contributes something to our society

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>>25912435
>m-muh contribution
>muh society

>>25912435
>muh society
>I do contribute guise

fuck off beta cuckold

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>>25912435
Normies actually believe this. How about beethoven hmm? He was a neet wasn't he.

>>25912652
Beethoven was very much employed. Now Elliot, he was a NEET.

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>>25912685
Yes and he followed his dream

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>tfw a bunch of interviews for decent jobs that I want to do and which pay decently
>tfw my side business is starting to gather steam too
>tfw going to move out of my mum's house and get my own place and be free
>tfw I'll be able to afford decent hobbies and fun activities
>tfw I'll be able to talk to girls without being ashamed that I'm a neet

Feels gud

>>25911848

NEETs are so upset and resentful they post the same tiresome bait threads multiple times a day and then sit there gleefully posting the same ad homs and insults over and over in response to the reactions they get.

They're not creating their masterpiece. They're not learning languages or studying math and philosophy. The novel doesn't exist, nor does the symphony, it's all just shit posting and anime and the crushing depression of failing miserably in even the most basic of things.

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Hello my fellow NEETS.

I have a little reading to get through today. I saw this set of War and Peace by Tolstoy over the weekend, and thought it looked delightful. So I spent a small fraction of my neetbucks on the set.

Once I have finished reading them they will look quite splendid in my library alongside the many other works of classic literature and philosophy that I also read in my spare time.

I would read it in the original Russian of course, since I have so much time to learn languages, but I'm feeling a bit overextended from learning German for Hesse and Goethe, and also learning Spanish in order to read Don Quixote. So I thought I'd relax by reading an English translation for now.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must don my smoking jacket, select a fine cigar and retire to the parlour for some reading.

>>25913030

>actually paying money for one of those godawful faux ye olde editions of classics

>>25913083
5 bucks for the set

>>25913030
Hast du wirklich Deutsch gelernt?

>>25913115

5 bucks too much

>>25913138
ein bisschen...

sin embargo, mi espanol es mucho mejor. Pero mi vocabulario no esta suficiente para hablar con fluidez

I find romantic languages much easier to pick up.

>>25911848
HAHAHAHA!

Joke's on you, neety!
I don't have to go this week because a relative of mine died.

We all miss you.

>>25913252
I hope your relative burns in hell :^)

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>>25913188
This one was published circa 1919.

I like the old looking books, even the fake ones. Classics with modern covers just look dumb to me.

>>25913218
>he thinks he is a genius at languages
>can barely put together two words in language he claims to have mastered

>>25913417
>not understanding that these are self-parodying threads

Neets are gay lol so gay lol lol
FAGGOT
Lol lol gay so gay

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>>25911848
This is what I almost feel too.

>>25912435
A wagecuck is someone who contributes..

To mr. Goldbergs bank account LMAO

>>25911848
heh, that's why you are virgin and have no gf

>>25914461
That's why you're a proffesional cuck