Why not just get a motorcycle? Litrelly easiest way to get casual sex and even a girlfriend if that's your thing. Girls start conversations with you.
You don't even have to try, just exist. The motorcycle does all the work for you and all it asks for in-return is that you take care of it and keep up on the maintenance.
>. Hop on one and tell me you don't feel alive every minute you are riding.
Low-test will never understand that feel, they will never know that power and acceleration.
I already drive a newer model Porsche and still don't get any pussy. A motorcycle isn't going to change anything anon
2 weels are the real feels on wheels.
I don't see the problem with driving a 5-speed manual Porsche. A lot of people here don't even have a car.
>a lot of people
Except for the fact that you are mistaking this place for /a/. Lots of normies browse this board and there's hardly any real robots around.
Owning a car is not rare here.
>that car getting pussy
do people get disappointed when they find out you're not actually a creepy old dentist? maybe the fact that you think mentioning a faggy car in a motorcycle thread says a lot about how pathetic and lonely you'll be for a good while, you're right that it wouldn't change anything.
THIS IS A LIE AND ALL OF THESE VIDEOS ARE CHERRY PICKED EXAMPLES OF CHAD BEING CHAD - THE NORMIEBIKE IS IRRELEVANT
FACT: NORMIEBIKES DON'T COMPENSATE FOR YOUR AUTISM AND UGLY LOOKS AND HORRENDOUS PERSONALITY
FACT: OP SPENT HOURS SEARCHING FOR THESE VIDEOS - THESE ARE NOT NORMAL INTERACTIONS
FACT: NO ONE IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR NORMIEBIKE
FACT: NO ONE IS ADMIRING YOU AS YOU RACE PAST THEM OR TWIST YOUR THROTTLE TO MAKE NOISE
FACT: FUCK NORMIEBIKE SCUM
>Implying the car isn't already paid off.
Yeah, I don't think anybody is coming for it any time soon f a m
Wy so butthurt friend? I was disapproving a point as to how many people (normies and bitter robots) usually say cars like Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Porsches usually attracts women.
I was thinking of getting a GSX-R 750 just because anyway and was going to ask some opinions about it
>girls literally fucked me just to hang out with my dog or sometimes because i had more beer at home
>same kind of girls who always called me ugly and weird in school
>you're going to tell me that an expensive, fun to ride bike couldn't get someone laid despite obvious evidence
You seem to know a lot about women for an autistic loser though.
This guy speaks the truth. If your an anti-social autist it doesn't mater if your riding a motorcycle or driving a car like >>25907152
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET LAID!
Failed normie pls go
dude, go over to /o/'s /dbt/. literally nobody there is a normie and the dudes who had wifes either hate women or were exiled. bike culture is pretty polar, youre either a robot or youre a normie, and its easily distinguishable who is what: normies dont wear gear
do they really say porches attract women? maybe middle aged health freaks or what? even a prius or mustang has more sex appeal.
im not butthurt i just don't see how your self deprecation has anything to do with motorcycles. i don't disagree that you can be such a fucking idiot that even easy girls would avoid you on something cool. but there's someone out there for everyone XDDD
>being so autistic you think the dog / beer / bike is what got you laid
There is no evidence whatsoever that suggests that a bike will get you laid. Being good looking and having a good personality will actually get you laid.
You seem to know fuck all about women for an autistic omega male who is lying about not being a virgin
do you get excited when you save money on food and get to put it in your mouth? the fuck are you saying? girls just largely don't give a shit about muh autism or how ugly you are if you have something they like, which is usually as simple as a nice car/watch/pooch. they might not stick around if you're braindead and a freak, but using your penis properly once in a while doesn't take much.
pretty much any inline 4 from suzuki, kawasaki, or honda is good. they all run identical specs.
a good bike OR a good car will allow women to APPROACH you. its cheaper to get a bike. some guy on youtube did a test with his ferrari, i didnt watch it but if youre truly curious go watch it. ive had women look me up and down at gas stations until i take my helmet off. beyond the bike youre on your own
>everybody who gets laid is certainly good looking and highly sociable
>i learned this from my japanese cartoons
yeah man there was a lot of personality expressed in the 5 or so exchanges about how drunk i am. people also NEVER have sex with people for their money or status either, you're right.
>Prius having more sex appeal than a Porsche
>Implying /r9k/ isn't self deprecation central
I'm done wasting my time talking to retards. Thanks for the laugh tho.
no its shit on virgins and wagecucks general. the dudes blogging about how crappy their wealthy, spoiled lives are like you don't bring anything more to this board than women who brag about having vaginas. faggot.
Can confirm women are materialistic, they will talk to you straight up without hesitation. And stare you down especially if you've got a helmet on. They will stand there and literally eye fuck you right in the eyes and not even blink.
I also noticed women will ask for rides and jump on the back even if they don't know you or have a helmet (I don't share). Women also don't know the bikes apart.
So even a 125cc bike a female would think it will go 0-100 in 3 seconds and top out at 400km/h.
>Implying those "shitting on virgins threads" aren't full of self deprecation virgins.
>Implying most of these threads aren't full of self deprecation
>Implying I'm wealthy or spoiled
>even a prius or mustang has more sex appeal.
.t prius driver
It's a lot like smoking.
Those who can control themselves and not chain smoke constantly will be OK, those who accelerate to 140 whilst throwing things at "asshole idiot cagers" and accidentally the back of a semi wont.
no i drive an infiniti. "grandma car" according to some girls. prius gets a lot of people laid though just not with girls that anybody on r9k would want. porche just goes over the top i've never seen a healthy young dude say porches are chick magnets only greasy weird ones and still just a few times.
Australia, lots of people here are scared to ride and not many people have family etc.. that rides. Everyone here drives shitty cars and a lot of people my age 18-20+ drive in pathetic non turbo skylines and other Jap cars.
I can go riding for 3-4 hours and only see a handful of other motorcyclists, if even (as long as i don't go in the city).
Also are you fat and ugly? I'm 6/10, 6ft, and fit. So that helps as well since a lot of the time i have my Kevlar pants and a tight shirt.
>even a prius or mustang has more sex appeal.
Than a FUCKING PORSCHE?! Nigga are you serious right now? Normies love Porsches
The daddy issues thing gets you used, and dumped absolutely nothing results from it tried 1 million times that's just a meme
normies don't really ever see porches and younger people don't really buy porches when they have money, let alone get laid for getting them. that's just my experience. that's why i asked. the car is obviously good quality. but prius owners i know for a fact get pussy. i wouldn't have said anything if he was in a bmw or jag and still couldn't get laid.
>tfw skelly on a tall bike
>bike probably makes me look like more of a manlet and a lot skinnier
>girls are probably disgusted by me on my bike because of how skinny I am, and I can't flat foot both feet at the same time
I really should start eating normally and lifting.
You're trying to shift the goalposts now but we were specifically talking about the bike being the reason the girl wanted to fuck you.
Are you still seriously trying to infer that owning a motorbike is a status symbol?
You're so fucking autistic and arrogant you pull a made up statistic out of your anus and try to claim that you can literally tell who is a normie or not based on what they wear while riding.
I can't begin to express how much I'd like to crush your hands with a brick so you can never type and post here again
Don't know mate.
How do you handle when it's windy as fuck? Or the floor is uneven? My bike weighs like 200kg+ just in the wet, but i can flat-foot it easy. Hell, i had no problems on the Yamaha r6 i got caught on and arrested. Felt good.
How jealous can someone be? get a haircut kid.
>Australia, lots of people here are scared to ride
This is complete fucking bullshit and you are a lying little cunt. Why did you come here and lie to these people, you fucking degenerate?
Not my fault you aren't getting attention on your ninja 300, you gutless cunt.
Godmachine reporting in
>you can't pick up chicks if you only have one seat, I've learned
>trying to infer
are you deducing assumptions m'sir?
i'm just saying getting laid is a walk in the park, literally, for any dude with something that appeals to certain types of girls. if they think bikes show status then they'll fuck a biker. if they are obsessed with dogs or horses they'll fuck a dude with his dog or a cowboy hat. you are dancing around this subject as if r9k is actually filled with barely functioning lardasses who may or may not need something extra to get a girl. have you ever been on this board? the virgins are mostly regular awkward dudes who can easily afford some status symbol and bee themselves to get laid.
>Being jealous and envious because you've got no no job and no bike, nor do you get any attention from women whats so ever.
>urr urr lying
Good try, kiddo. Get a haircut.
Definitely sketchy at best when it's windy, ESPECIALLY on the highway. This thing wasn't really made for high speeds, so it's nowhere near as stable as a sport bike on the highway.
I usually have no problem on uneven ground. 95% of the time, I stop with just 1 foot down, and I can flat foot fine like that. Uneven ground and stuff like that isn't a problem, but if I were to stop on something uneven where one wheel was much higher up than the other wheel/ground, I'd be in trouble. Like if I were to ride the front wheel off a curb or something, but the back wheel were still up on it.
>don't use logic or reason to destroy my degenerate lies - the post.
Thanks for confirming you're a liar.
>blatantly posting irrelevant nonsense because you are too cowardly to admit you're a fucking liar
Why are you lying, cunt? Why are you trying to side step your way out of being called out? Admit you're a fucking liar.
this reads like something trump would put on twitter. no, that's not a compliment.
You're probably the same cry baby who cried over some guy owning a Porsche. Pathetic how envious some people get.
Drink some bleach.
Those are pretty new tires, my old ones here right here; >>25908437 That is my third pair.
Post your chicken strips now, son.
Keep being envious, also get a haircut kid.
I'm going to continue posting my bike and might create bike threads on a regular basis now.
Sounds alright, i have a few mates who are short and ride things like S1000RR'S who cant flat foot it completely, usually when the bikes down an decline they will grab the bars and push it backwards.
Fuck that shit though.
>gets called out for being a fucking liar
>tries to change the subject
>refuses to acknowledge his degeneracy
>thinks insults are going to compensate for being a liar.
You probably can't even ride a bicycle.
Litrelly still envious as fuck you resort to calling someone a liar. Get a haircut, kid.
yeah what am i lying about again? i think youre trying to respond to 2 different people as one.
yea this thread is fucked cos of him. dunno what hes on about, why have you got p plates on that bike? isnt it 650cc
>he thinks people are envious of his made up stories
>he can't ride a bicycle and he's trying to claim he owns a bike and women constantly try to fuck him because of it
100% confirmed beyond any doubt for being a pathological liar
I don't have a tire photo, but have this instead
>yea this thread is fucked cos of him. dunno what hes on about, why have you got p plates on that bike? isnt it 650cc
That's what you'd call autism, I'd guess. My pictures are old and I'm on my full license now. I originally had my license suspended for being caught on a Yamaha R6 (I own more than one bike) and had it impounded for 30 days since i wasn't allowed to legally ride a full powered bike. That knocked me back and had to do another year on a provisional license since i had speeding fines and low demerit points.
Take your meds and get a haircut, kid.
I have a 2010 gixer 750. I love it. I've knocked up 90,000km (56,000 miles) on it, I've commuted on it, weekend rides, long tours, jumped it, spent way more time off road than I probably shouldve and I've chucked it down the road twice.
And inspite of all this, never had any problems mechanically.
Porsches are for successful hairdressers and 50 year old accountants
why would you believe otherwise? its a good looking bike.
kind of. they usually stretch em and put the dumb spike bar ends on them. a stock busa or gsxr are the whiter counterparts, especially the blue/white gsxr. theyre good bikes dude
i'm curious though.. why is it hard to believe someone got attention because of his motorcycle?
>implying females give a fuck about your stupid bike.
You could be riding a Hyosung for all they'd care.
Because women don't approach men because of something as shitty and boring as a bike, they approach attractive men who happen to have a bike.
having a bike is objectively a centerpiece for conversation. i am out somewhere, in gear, and both men and women ask me what bike i ride and so on (even if they dont know or care what it is). who are you to say what women do and dont like? are they all the same, or did their dad have a bike and theyre nostalgic to get on one, even if the dude isnt great looking or interested in her? youre not even playing devils advocate here.
Well 6 minutes and still no proof was provided showing women think bikes are shitty and boring. It seems someone has been spreading his baseless assumptions and trying to class them as facts.
In all seriousness, the reason normies who ride get laid is the reason robots will never get laid, no matter what they do.
Riding a bike entails doing things the less safe, but more fun way. it's that kind of "whatever happens happens" easy going mentality and aloufness women find attractive.
Compare that to a 25 year old khv who gets nervous when a girl asks them for directions while they mentally pour through the hours of study they did on PUA websites to calculate the most likely positive outcome and ends up just coming across as weird and forward.
If you buy a bike just to get girls it'll be obvious and you'll fuck it up anyway.
>Compare that to a 25 year old khv who gets nervous when a girl asks them for directions while they mentally pour through the hours of study they did on PUA websites to calculate the most likely positive outcome and ends up just coming across as weird and forward.
Not all of us are like this.
These videos are shit.
The second one, he picked her up before he even got on the bike. It's called being outgoing and nice to people. You're never going to 'pick up' someone if you're sitting in your basement not talking to the gender you wish to pick up.
>all these faggots arguing over some dipshit possibly lying about having a bike instead of posting pictures of their bikes
>2-stroke master race
if you can scrape up ~$1000 you too can own a not really street legal death machine
>pic taken after i got home from hooning around after a snowstrom