To gain entry into /r9k/, please prove that you are a robot
I have had sex three times, and I have a lot of friends, and Im doing fine in life, but I get sad sometimes and do mental gymnastics to convince myself im a well adjusted robot and come here. I am really a normie, but I act as though, because I haven't had sex 20 times, and im not extremely popular, im somehow not a normie, and I deserve to be depressed. I like to whine on here about how my girlfriend dumped me, or how my oneitis does not like me and only gave me a pity handjob, because everybody else on here is just like me, normies in denial.
If you do not think the above is a robot, you are an idiot
You want real pain? Stop by wizchan /dep/ sometime. Thats real pain.
I'm 29, an undergraduate, with close to 0 friends, a broken home and the hatred and scorn of just about everyone I meet because I have a knack for saying shit that comes across as dickish without meaning to.
> never kissed
> never held hands
> have had crippling oneitis for two years now
> drink alone in my room frequently
> shitpost all day long
> ugly face, acne, Jew nose
> weak manlet
I want to die just a little bit desu
Kissles virgin, 5'5" and fat. Short dick, but social skills aren't completely retarded. The full extent of my physical relationships has been hugging. On the plus side, I can joke around fairly easily and people take my hostile dickishness as "sarcasm".