>Tfw did anal with my gf for the first time robots i wouldn't

>implying you have a gf
>implying that's not sauce.

did you use baked beans for lube?

>>25902949
>>25902943
>not rubbing baked bean sauce on your dick

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>>25902949
does baked beans smell like feces?

>not wearing a condom when you do it in the butt

how fucking new are you

I will never understand why guys want anal so bad and expect girls to do it but then if there is any poop in her butt (y'know, where poop is made) he shames her for it and acts like he has been personally wronged.

>men logic

>>25902999
>not wanting shit in your urethra

waste of trips

>>25902999
>Using a conjdom

wheww

thank god my gfs not a prude.

hein(ie)z
mean(ie)z
bean(ie)z

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>>25902923
>empty vial of vape oil on the bed
>vape oil on your cock

Hmm.

>>25903007
it's her fault too for letting it happen ;)

>>25903065
>>25902943
>not seeing the legs in the corner

>>25902923
AHHHHHHHHHHH DELETE THIS

>>25902923
>not wearing a condom
>having a gf
fuck off normalfag

>>25903022
That can kill you

>>25903007
>being a roastie tripfag
>not cleaning your asshole

>>25903035
>wanting a yeast infection on your dick