>sit next to qt 3.14 at work >one day as im coming to my

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>sit next to qt 3.14 at work
>one day as im coming to my desk i see she has /pol/ pulled up
>"oh you like 4chan too?"
>"yeah, sometimes"
>after that we become office friends
>eat lunch together every day
>tell inside jokes in meetings
>whenever shes about to explain them i always shout "Dont reveal your power level!" and we end up giggling some more
>i know we look autistic, but i dont care
>she starts bringing in tendies for me
>i laugh but they're pretty good
>things go on like this for a while
>lifeisgood.jpg
>one day black guy comes into the office
>"can i help you?" says secretary
>"ah yes im looking for miss anonita" he says in african accent
>QT sees him and runs over to him
>"oh hey sweetie"
>oh no
>"hey anon come here, i'd like you to meet my boyfriend."
>exchange names
>"funny accent you got there" i say, asserting my dominance
>"well hes from Chad. so baby, this is the guy i was telling you about"
>"oh, well dont be trying to steal my girl now" >they laugh as though this is a ridiculous idea
>they walk out to go to lunch
>"Wait. anonita, how can you date this guy?"
>"what do you mean?"
>i mean, you know he's...."
>"what?"
>"do i really need to say it? hes a NIGGER!!"
>they gasp
>"anon, why would you say that?"
>"wwhat?"
>"why would you think thats ok to say, to him or me?"
>"i dont under- come on, i saw you browse /pol/!
>QT and black boyfriend look at each other and laugh
>"He takes /pol/ seriously!"
>walk out
>tfw i forever ruined my chances with QT co worker