So I've been unemployed for about 7 years, last job was at shitty Pizza Hut. Where should I apply?
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I've been unemployed for a month and everyone is calling me a worthless fuck, how do you manage 7 years?
>unemployed for about 7 years
Nowhere, because nobody in their right mind would employ you.
You might as well just keep doing what you're doing and enjoy whatever money you have left before killing yourself when it runs out.
That's not true. Anyone can get a job these days; criminals, neets, aspies. Just go to an employment agency and give them your shit resume and they'll call you when some job packing hotdogs comes up.
OP are you a male? Manual labor. Look up some companies in the phone book and just cold call. Ask if you can speak to a manager or someone in charge and ask if they are hiring or need any extra part time help. Someone is *always* looking. You'll get paid shit but you need a foot in the door somewhere.
Make a resume. Do not put any dates on it. Put your most impressive job that gave you the most responsibilities up top. Make it seem like that was your most recent job even if it wasn't.
I got a job about 7 months ago after being unemployed for probably around 6-7 years like you. I only had 2 jobs before that. Both seasonal jobs that I worked at for only a few months.
Was me. I also want to add. I remember a few people were so impressed that I'd cold call, (its pretty old fashioned I suppose) that they actually gave me leads on who was hiring and said they'd put in a good word. People that work hard for a living are generally pretty decent that way I've found.