Worst day ever thread

>>25899610
Was the toddler asking for it?

>>25899610
Did it have it coming?

>>25899626
No it was a complete accident

>>25899629
the fucking dad was trying to hold me and wait for the police

>>25899610
How do you actually manage that??

>>25899716
Walking down the stairs in Mc'dons and a waitress said watch the stairs they're quite slippery, so i looked back and did like a "whoops" movement where you flick your leg out infront like you slipped on a banana and a kid ran up the stairs and i booted him in the head

>>25899772
full time autist

>>25899772
What and the fuckin dad tried grabbing you?

>>25899772
haha fugg
did you apologise

>>25899772
Did he fall down the stairs after you kicked him?

>be me
>at the super market
>browsing the canned goods section
>looking to stock up on spam to make fried spam and potato with onion and bbq sauce wraps
>little kid runs up to me and bites me in the leg
>look at her
>she is staring up at me with a shit eating grin, he thinks i wont do shit to her because she is an entitled kid
>rage fills my body
>kick the little kid as hard as i can in the chest
>she goes flying back
>smashes face against shelving
>blood everywhere
>she starts screaming for her mum
>i fang it the fuck out of there ASAP leaving my basket full of groceries behind
>get out, drive away
>stop a few KM away
>get car first aid kid, clean and dress my leg bite
>go to another supermarket
>spam is cheaper

>>25901305
you did the right thing

bloxxxx

>>25901305
>not wanting a girl to playfully attack you
>>>/lgbt/ is that way

>>25899610
Tfw once kneed a toddler in the face at Walmart accidentally
She fell to the ground and started crying.My autism kicked in and I left the store.

>other day
>out in town with a friend looking for shoes
>looking at which to get cause they're all on sale
>pick up a pair and take a step backwards
>stand on a toddlers foot with my size 9 boots
>Turn around and somehow the child is not crying
>Leave the shop quickly as possible

Not that bad but it was definitely an oh fuck what have i done moment

>>25902298
>size 9
i bet he didn't even notice, you manlet

>>25902101

This really isn't autism, people can be crazy with lawsuits these days, by leaving the scene you did the right thing for sure


If it was an older kid or adult you can always apologize but with like little kids people are going to be like

>HURR U HURT MY BABBY INCOMING 20 MIL LAWSUIT

fuck dat

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>>25899772
WEW
FUCKING
LAD

origami commento

>>25899610
this is somehow a bad day for you and not the toddler?

>>25901483
its a child

>>25903162
>implying that doesn't make it even better

>>25903213
>>/b/

away with your hilarious jokes

>>25903247

kill yourself, it's medically necessary, just kidding haha but really no don't haha do it jk!

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>>25899772

That's so goofy and hilarious.

>>25902500
This.

Also apologizing can be a bad thing if someone plans on suing you/trying to fuck you over because it can be considered an admission of guilt, even if its the kid's fault you kicked them.

>>25899610
>>25899610
I almost crashed into a toddler at a roller skating rink. Really glad I didn't cause I would've probably killed her and would an hero from the guilt.

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>>25901305

dat ending

>>25899610
Is that Hinaibal Buress?

>>25899772
Someone greentext this.

>>25905799
I already posted it to r/4chan first. You're too late.

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>>25899772

noice

original comment stop muting me rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee