Why can't you play fight with girls without them getting hurt?

I do playfights with my bf. Hes the one who always gets hurt. whiny little bitch

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>play fighting with friend's sister
>she tries punching me
>pick her up and body slam her on her back
>she starts crying and my friend tries to fight me
>could've body slammed any of my male friends and they wouldn't have cried

>won't playfight with a delicate, gentle, soft and fragrant qt
>won't hit her too hard and hug her tightly and kiss her better

Add it to the feels

>>25899290
>not just grappling and tickling them and lightly scratching their backs and biting their necks a little

Pin her down by her wrists bro.

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>tfw no gf that likes to get hit, choked, and slapped

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>>25899432

Tfw no gf to.do this with

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>tfw no muscle gf that hits too hard and then comforts you too hard
>"Don't be such a pussy" she says, as she pulls you in and puts her hand over where she punched you

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>tfw no big strong gf to beat me up

tfw my boyfriend won't beat the shit out of me

He agrees to punch and kick me sometimes but he's never actually beaten me up ;_;

>>25899330

No one cares faggot

LET ME POST ROBOT. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

>>25899290
It's not my fault they are DYEL tier

>>25899364

oh god

>playfighting with middle school gf at her house
>she keeps slapping me really hard and when I tell her to stop she just starts doing it harder while laughing thinking I'm joking
>I keep telling her to stop but she ignores me
>lose my patience and punch her as hard as I can in the stomach
>she doubles over and is really quiet for a second and then starts sobbing
>run out of her house to a gas station outside of her neighborhood because her dad was home
>call my mom to pick me up and have to lie about why I insisted she pick me up at the gas station and not my gf's house

In retrospect I don't know how the fuck I didn't wind up in legal trouble for that. We never talked again after it happened and as far as I know she never told anyone about it so I assume she was scared of me or something. Whenever she'd see me after that all the way to high school graduation she'd immediately turn around and literally RUN away. First and last gf I ever had, which I think is for the best desu

>>25899432
>>25899432
>lightly scratching their backs and biting their necks a little


What are you a cat?

>>25900069
No but now the next time I see her I'm going to bite the nape of her neck, pulling the skin taunt, and meowl loudly- just for you shitboy.

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>>25900223
I suppose this makes me a dog then.

>>25899432
>pin her down by her wrist
>she complains it hurts

>>25899290
When they pretend to be hurt they want you to fuck them