>Few days ago
>My hot neighbor asks me to babysit her one year old for her.
>"yeah no problem"
>I'm getting paid so I don't mind
>realize I've never actually babysat before, so I don't really know what to do.
>Come over to her house.
>Kids sleeping, so life is easy mode right now.
>Watching some TV
>Here crying from the next room over.
>Walk into the next room.
>Pick up the baby
>why the fuck won't it shut up.
>Feel its butt
>Put him back in his crib.
>Keeps crying for the next 3 hours.
>Neighbor comes back home.
>"Hey, I gotta run. Thanks though"
>Get my $50
>Go back home.
A couple of days go by. I see her while I'm walking.
>Hey Anon, do you know any good pediatricians in the area?
>Refer her to the doctor I had as a kid.
>"Yeah, he's had a really bad diaper rash and I can't figure out why."
>"Good luck little guy."
>Google causes of diaper rash.
>Sitting in dirty diaper for a long period of time.
kek, very much expected, but at the same time; if you ever end up like that again, just change the damn diaper, the quicker you do it the less it's gonna be smeared out and the kid will be quiet. But they'll really have to suit themselves for asking you.
I would never babysit children that can't shit in potties.
I would never clean up someone else's shit. I'm not that low of a person. Just be glad they don't know its your fault and never do it again.
I feel weird about changing my cousin's diapers mostly because I have a diaper fetish
After I did the first one though I realized there's a big difference between sexy pics of adult women wearing diapers and the reality of changing a dirty one
this is why we didn't want reddit coming here
you've scared away 99% of the autists here with your moralfaggotry and all the epic maymays you liked to share on 9gag have gone with them
no because I'm an autistic piece of shit who is too stuck in his habits to leave
I just wanted to point out that while you came here for epic mee-mees, you drove them all away with your poor post quality.
You fucking idiot. How can someone be this lacking in basic critical thinking? The whole reason so many funny stories come from 4chan is the idiots who get all worked up and try to lecture mentally ill people on morality used to be in the minority.
And I mean, for the record, this isn't even that bad. Diaper rash? Boo fucking hoo. Like 4 or 5 months ago some guy strangled a single mother to death and posted pictures of her corpse on /b/. Cry more bitch nigger.
The baby was asking for it
This 100% did not happen. Firstly if her kid is one year old then she would certainly have already had a pediatrician by now, and wouldn't need to ask you if you knew any. Why the fuck would a non prent know a pediatrician anyway. Second, diaper rashes do not last that long, unless that kid had been stewing in shit for an entire day. Thirdly, she would have definitely knew where that diaper rash came from as it would have been there upon changing the kids diaper . Source: I'm a single dad
>try to lecture mentally ill people on morality used to be in the minority
Have you considered it has nothing to do with morality?
>Non retard sees someone doing something retarded. Tells them how to not act retarded in specific situation.
>muh amorality muh athiesm i dunt need teh religions teh bemoral evry1 knows it wrong 2 kill sum1
You're upset and angry because he fucked up looking after the baby, and seek to correct him because you're an angry moralfag.
>waaaah that poor innocent baby