Hypothetical Suicide

before anyone freaks out, that's not blood, its secretions from the bug. it cant break the skin, and its bite is pretty much painless

op pls dont an hero

>>25894885
>op pls dont an hero
Don't worry, it's just hypothetical.

>>25894885
>its secretions from the bug

So its basically trying to inject venom into its owner.

Why edgy faglords get insects as "pets" is fucking beyond me. An insect cant tell you apart from a rock, whats the fucking point?

>>25894964
it's not venom, a lot of bugs secrete foul fluids to ward off predators. lady bugs are an example.

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jump off a cliff

>>25894857
Save up some money, hang out in London and party and do lots of drugs and fuck slags until you die.

>>25894857
Sharpen a spoon and fall on it.

>>25894857
is it you again, Anon? what happened to the looney bin idea?

Partial suspension hanging if you don't want to make a trip. Beachy Head if you're willing to travel + you have balls of steel + you're willing to jump with absolutely no hesitation (otherwise the normie volunteers will pin you down and phone the police).

>its bite is pretty much painless

That's a lie, my man. Weta bites are pretty painful.

Hero-in overdose family

It's no fair. Americans just get to shoot themselves.

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>>25894857
Why is that guy feeding himself to that bug?

>>25894857
what bug is that?

>>25894857
Just go outside and say Allah is a cunt.

>cliff
>piss off drug dealer/group of chavs
>OD on drugs from drug dealer
>hang yourself
>buy an old car, hose from exhaust into window, seal it the windows etc, turn car on
>tall building

All of the usual options are available, just not shooting yourself or death by policeman.

>>25894857
You'd probably have to resort to jumping off of something or hanging (only if done properly)