Some say female wizards cannot exist, but I am living proof female wizards exist. I will become a female wizard in the next 3 years
>I do work and go to university, so I'm not a robot, but I am in robot territory
>have no friends
>when I do meet people, I'm friendly, but they don't like me because I am too weird
>try to be normal, but impossible
>only people who want to be my friends are religious Christians or Muslims who are trying to convert me
>have no interest in converting
>I'm not pathetic enough to accept fake friends and give up my atheism just so I can have friends who only like me because they converted me
>I can't drive yet because my mom doesn't want me to destroy her car
>I do have a license, just not an advanced one
>I have eczema
>I'm probably autistic
>I have weird interests and no interesting hobbies
>I will become a female wizard in the next 3 years
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How do women even find this website? Non of my normie friends know about 4chan and I've never even met a woman nearly autistic enough to know of any other "social" website than facebook or 9gag
It's because I think like a fucked up version of a male due to being shunned by society. I also WoW as a kid and 4chan was referenced a lot. Anyway, that's because your friends are normies
There's the reason you're a wizard. Society only values you for your looks, same as us. You're on the outside looking in.
None of what you just said would be a problem if you were cute. But since you're not, it's your death sentence.
>This is the only thing you have to fix, and you're fine
She doesn't even need to fix that, plenty of guys will fuck a fat guys, especially if she have a fat ass/big breasts to go with it.
Female CANNOT be robots.
>I'm fat>I'm fat>I'm fat
I was waiting for that the magic touch of a female who is a "lonely" or in other words completely worthless, I just don't get how you can fail at something that was literately given to you, like I fucking get it if youre still in high school and your parents gave you shitty take out food when you were a kid but damn son. GOD DAMN I CANT STAND FAT CHICS I CANT FIND ANY GIRL THESE FUCKING DAYS WHERE I CAN LOOK AT AND SAY DAMN BITCH YOURE NOT FAT 1/3 GIRLS THAT RELEVENT ARE FUCKING FAT ALL YOU HAVE TO BE IS NOT FAT FOR FUCK SAKES ITS SO RARE FOR A WHITE GIRL TO HAVE AN UGLY FACE ALL YOU HAVE TO BE IS NO FUCKIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGG FATTTTTTTTTTT ITS SO FUCDKING FEAZZY JUST DONT EAT SHITTYYY FUCKING FOOOD U FAT WORTHLESS CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You become a wizard at 30, you stupid fucking attention whore. Learn a little bit about the lifestyle you're trying to emulate to be "le so quirky alternative" next time, dumb bitch.
Nice meme illness
Yeah, poo poo pee pee pepes are weird interests.
A wizard is a 30 years old male virgin.
You are not 30 years old, you are not male, and while you might be a "virgin" you most likely let Chad's dick inside your mouth and anus like all "christian" and "muslim" "nice girls".
What you are is a feral succubus trying to extract the mana of the virgins on this board in the form of attention. You're literally trying to download mana you stupid whore.
Realistically you're probably some /cow/ard who thinks his bait threads are funny and clever.