Name one good reason why I shouldn't hang myself in

Only you know the answer to that.

>>25893310
I'm drawing a blank

>>25893310
You're not Anthony Burch

>>25893310
You might be too fat and the rod might break. :^)
Don't do it please.

i liked your anime pic

>>25893310
Are you white? How tall? Male? Handsome?

Can you contribute to the survival of your people?

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>>25893310
This fucking guy right here

original Senpai desu

For me, anon.

You're too fat for the rope to support your weight. Jump off a bridge instead

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>>25893360
Neck yourself right now senpai

Only niggers kill themselves

Are you a dirty nigger?

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You have good taste in anime reaction pics

>>25893310
How would I know? I don't know who you are or what your life is.

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>>25893310
because god hates suicide.

>>25893374
Whites kill themselves more tho

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>>25893310
Because reading your posts makes me happy

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>>25893310
You gotta kill me first

Hey anon. I'm going to take 10 minutes out of my schedule before I go talk to someone about literally changing my entire life. I'm going to take the time out and say that even on the internet your life has some economic value, as I'm taking time, a resource, to respond to you.

I'm trying to be objective. Because I know having these thoughts mean a lot. It means you need help. It means that you won't get out of this rut by doing the same thing over and over again. And while hanging yourself might seem like the best option, that's turning off the machine, not fixing it.

You say the machine can't be fixed! It's useless! It has produced nothing in its lifespan! It has only consumed gas and resources and time! Maybe that's true.

But did you know how many hours went into planning the machine? How long it took to get it to where it is now? Look back. You used to be just a pile of bolts. Now you say you can't be fixed. Objectively, the bolts can't be fixed either. Neither can the thing it creates that doesn't produce.

You can't "fix" if you haven't finished construction, Anon. You're still in progress. Please don't throw out the machine. You think you're turning it off, but you haven't even gotten it started.

Do not throw away all of this sunk time and effort. If you need to smash it and start again, fine. But don't you dare throw out the parts.

You're not a sweater

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>>25893310
You should come to my house and hold my hand as we sit on the sofa and inhale helium instead. W-we can cuddle as we die together, even.

You shouldn't do it because death isn't the end and suicide is a shitty way of leaving this world unless you more or less know what you're doing. You'd have an easier and less scary experience getting drugged and dropped naked in the middle of an unknown forest.

>>25893310
dont you want to wait and see liberals get btfo when trump wins?

It's an extremely painful way to die. If you're going to do this at least spend some time to research a better way

>>25893541
>extremely painful

For you, maybe

Because the poor sap that has to clean up your stinking carcass and the accompanying piss stains on the floor after 2 weeks of your dissappearance is gonna have a really tough week after that.

>>25893310
>one good reason
>good reason
>G.O.O.D reason
Kanye's dropping SWISH on February 11.
I'm waiting for that, then I'll kill myself

>>25893310
If you die you won't be able to watch anime.

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>>25893362
I wanna hug this man, he seems so welcoming

>>25893362
>>25893987
Please kill yourself
Only normies like Khaled's regarded snaps
BLEH UP
ANUDA WUN

Anime.

Find a Waifu. Devote your life to her and find happiness with her. Watch anime every day, make emotional connections with the characters.

Trust me, anime is superior to humans.

>>25893310
You won't be able to break your neck in your closet. With just a basic loss of oxygen to your brain, you'll either survive and end up being a vegetable that has to rely on other people to keep you alive while you can't voice your real opinion OR if you do truly want to die and manage to succeed, it will be painful and slow.

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>>25894087
You sound like a very unhappy person. Khaled doesn't make that shit for normies or any specific social group. He's just being funny and inspirational. I can respect him for getting to where he is and enjoying life as much as he does.

>>25893310
personally I want to give something back before I go. Hate , pain and suffering e.g.

>>25893374
No, niggers kill each other.

Suicide rates actually increase among richer, better educated cultures. Once violent crime, accidents, and disease have been removed, suicide is the only cause of death left.

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The normies want you dead to look like good people and say "HE WAS SUCH A NICE PERSON I WAS HIS BEST FRIEND IKR" while on the inside they'll be glad you're gone. Don't give them this satisfaction. You can fight back.

>>25896249
>mfw I thought he being satirical
>tfw found it humorous
>mfw this nigga was being serious the whole time
>tfw he now comes off as a retarded fat fuck

>>25896174
>you'll either survive and end up being a vegetable
Only if he's discovered.

>if you do truly want to die and manage to succeed, it will be painful and slow
If done properly, you'll go unconscious from blood loss before suffocation occurs.

Like it or not, hanging yourself is actually very easy and has a very high success rate.