>>25889395 >NEETs live with their parents and get government checks to support their lifestyles >They never work and their day to day life is boring and samey, almost exclusively made up of browsing the interwebs and watching anime, which they've convinced themselves is the only thing they want to do anyway >They still have a need to feel superior to someone, so they go on r9k and tell people with jobs that being a NEET is smarter than having a job >They barely have enough money and resources to do anything worthwhile >They've convinced themselves this is all they want because they lack the ambition or skill to get anything more >All while shitting on the people who actually care enough to try harder
>>25888904 >another day another dollar That's right I get paid 20/h for sitting on a chair and making appointments for people who come in, I work 9 hours a day for 4 days a week let's do the math
8(1 hour unpaid lunch break) x 4 = 32 32 x 20 = 640 640 x 4 = 2560 - 500 in taxes I get $2060 a month for doing basically nothing, I have more free time then I need, I can fund all my hobbies which include photography and pc gaming. Oh look at the time better go get ready for work.
>>25893693 >sitting on a chair watching movies on my phone with company WiFi until a customer walks in to make an appointment (takes 2 minutes) is slaving away Wow neetfriend I usually agree with you but you're being dumb this time.
>>25893756 >being forced into standby mode for hours at a time and unable to focus on anything meaningful because you can be called for at any given moment to do your slave tasks isn't slaving away your life This is what wagecvcks actually believe, apparently.
>>25893701 A simple animal like a rabbit or a neet is easy to keep happy. They won't even want to leave their cage. More intelligent beings, however, are more complex. For example, humans are more content when they can live comfortably without having to worry about money.
I'm going to tell you, starter-NEETS, why you don't want to fall for the disability meme.
When you get your diagnosis, if it is severe enough, like mine was, you will never be able to escape your pathology. You can't reverse it go back to normal without far more difficulty than it was to get it. Far more.
You don't just 'get' money. You get a small amount to live on, most going to food or rent, it is not enough to save up for a good computer, to splurge on consumable media or eat in a way that won't leave you with chronic issues much later unless you live with mom and dad but all of the above problems will come when they are no longer around.
Additionally the government will can and will come into your life whenever they please - as far as they are concerned, you are now under their care and with severe enough diagnosis (the kind you need for perma disability) you will be sent to various assessments every x time with very little warning, stood before panels of people who have massive disdain for you and things will be made purposely very difficult for you at every step of your life.
You will be monitored by the government and you will have to confirm your records every so often.
You will not be able to find employment if you decide to change your mind from living off just below minimum wage (for some) and around it for others. There is a massive stigma against hiring people such as myself it they ever 'reabilitate' - To repeat, if you ever go down this path you CANNOT go back. You CANNOT ever have your own identity without being merged, compared and rated to your disabilities.
The government can and will regularly intervene in your collection process as well to ensure you 'still need it', sometimes even cutting it off without warning inwhich case you have to live dollar to dollar until youre able to get help or enough aid to appeal the decision.
Hey fellow neets. How long have you been in bed this glorious Saturday morning? I have been 14, so long. Sorry I had to use the bathroom. Let's have a stay in bed competition where we see who can be comfy the longest. Meanwhile you wagekecks can see who can work the longest without passing out
I know a lot of people see the self isolation of being a NEET on disability as a viable thing, and I don't know if it's just as a meme or a joke because I'm autistic as hell, but I wanted people to know that this life is somewhat similar to prison.
I can't really explain properly, it may seem appealing even then to people who are currently NEET or lost in life but I want to say that if you are feeling lost now, you will be trapped in that 'lost' state forever if you choose to seal yourself into government mandated entrapment through disability and psychiatry.
This does not apply to those who really do need it ofcourse and cannot live a functional life, like my sister and me but i dont often see what the true cost is, to yourself, in these threads so maybe it's just a big joke minimum wage workers are playing on other minimum wage workers.
tl;dr just dont mess with your life when it comes to really permenant stuff like this and organizations who can make and destroy you unless you flee the country, with a simple signature.
Well we are 'leeches' technically even if it's hard.
I forgot to also say that saving up '1200' on disability means absolutely no spending outside of bare neccesities.
so no games, not a single one, no movies, no takeout, not even once, no hobby items, no 'figs' (I don't know how neets think they can afford $80+ dollar figs on disability and still be financially okay, probably just a meme?), no subscriptions, no new furniture or apartment items, no phone plan over $5, no internet over 5mb, no junk food, no new clothes.
I have no idea how neets expect to be able to buy new computers on disability, even the highest rates it would take you like a year, you would have to be a single mother neglecting her children or something but even then would you rather work a simple job or ignore 8 children who are now getting you into a mess 24/7!
It's just i really hope a lot of neets arent reading these thinking this is clever or funny and they can beat the system or something by letting it completely wrap their lives up for them, I don't know.
>>25894027 (Not my post, reposting) It's just hard to describe to people. I guess it's a meme on here but I want to tell a lot of people who are lost and looking at these threads thinking 'hmmm that seems like easy money'.
It isn't. You can save up your money on disability but often, like in my years on this, you will get sick and need to pay medical costs, which you can get assistance for, which means even more waiting, assessment, contacting aid groups etc, with lengthy phonecalls, interviews, or if you pay for it yourself, you might be showing functionality, which means assessment and investigation and having your money paused, which means more contacting people, which also contradicts a lot of stuff like anxiety and depression which is spoke of in here.
Meagre savings after paying any expenses will slowly disappear because of surprise costs or repairs and stuff like that, I once saved 1200 after a lot of months, maybe over a year, but I got sick and needed just a checkup, then there was a period that they put me under review ( i dont know why) and i had to pay all of my bills.
It is a big beaurecratic hell that you will trapped in forever. I have to look after myself and my sister like this, and it'll be like this forever.
it also took me almost 18 months to get it all those years ago and it never feels like those impending meetings and things are over, maybe thats just my autism talking though
>>25888904 Alarm clock beeping Wagecvcks weeping Time for floor sweeping And burger fIipping While NEETs are still sleeping
Put on your slave collar Each hour you earn a dollar Your dignity level grows ever smaller Better run fast when customers holler While the NEET is being a baller
Your life amounts to being a thrall You're a manlet and your dick is small When your boss is around you don't walk, you crawl He clicks his fingers and on your knees you fall If only to be a NEET you had the wherewithal!
Cry, wagecvcks, cry over your sad Iives Rejoice at the $0.01 extra when your promotion arrives But know that none of that shit survives Also, NEETs are fucking your wives
>Wage slaves pay for bills and hookers (GF's if that makes you feel better, still pretty much a hooker because you end up spending more.) >They wake up and go to the same job day to day then come home to exhausted to do "Boring NEET" things. >They still think they're superior to NEETs because they've been brainwashed to be a good boy for the government. >They barely have enough money to do anything after dealing with bills. >They convince themselves this is how they should spend their lives, helping a giant corporation make money while they get droplets of water from the money sink. >All while pretending their better than people doing the right thing.
It truly is the best of both worlds. I spend most the day in my pajamas watching TV and shitposting.
Literally no one will believe me but I made 100k last year, I fap regularly while at work and I spend most day not doing a whole lot.
It's wonderful. If I ever have a bad case of diarrhea, its no worries because I am always 5 feet away from my own bathroom. Not locked away in an office with 50 other people all shitting into the same 3 toilets. If I smell bad and havent shaved in a few days, no one cares.
Sometimes ill invite prostitutes over and bareback them while I am supposed to be working.
>>25894434 Yawwwwwnnnnnnn I'm sorry, I'm too busy sleeping and playing vidya to care about your comment. What are you doing on here anyway? Mr. Sheckleburg will fire you if he finds out you are on here haha
>>25894487 >Have literally all the time in the world to do actually interesting things >Instead spend your time just sleeping and playing videogames I'd have some respect if you actually did something with all the time you have, but when you just completely waste it it's hardly to feel any emotion but pity.
>>25894594 You can do anything, yet you chose to waste all that time on completely meaningless activities. You're really no better than the people who chose to work a dead end job that pays next to nothing. Actually no, you're worse them because they at least don't live in their parents' basement or childhood bedroom.
>>25894605 Skills in what? Fapping? Counter-Strike 1.6?
>>25894647 The Great Gatsby (actually read it out loud in its entirety over the period of several days while my home wagecvcks were at work, enjoying the author's mastery of the written word); The Last of the Moheecans (saw it on sale about 3 weeks ago for $0.99 and couldn't resist, it was as enjoyable a read as I remembered it from my school days); The Heirloom (by Graham Masterton; it was a birthday gift); Coma (Robin Cook's one of my favorite authors but somehow I didn't get to read his very first novel until recently; it wasn't nearly as good as his later novels - indeed, I found it quite dull and overall disappointing); The 48 Laws of Power (I've been meaning to read this one for 5 years or so but never got around to it until a week ago; it's pretty much what you'd expect, definitely worth reading although I strongly disagree with some of the author's opinions)
Also, I don't believe reading books to be any more intellectually stimulating for an adult person than playing video games/watching movies. Past a certain stage, it's all about the way in which you approach these things.
Now go back to work or Mr. Shekelson will get angry and tell Tyresha, your floor manager, to reprimand your sorry ass.
How are you ever going to start living that "real life" you keep dreaming about, you know that one where you go on vacations across the world and meet new and interesting people and accomplish your goals, if you don't work towards it? You are all wasting your lives away as shut in losers with no money and soon you will be too old to do half of the fun stuff that this world has to offer, quit letting life pass you by!
>>25895004 I either work hard at my art or I wait until my dad passes and I use all that money for it. I don't really like traveling tho. I pretty much have everything I want except for a comfy couch for out of bed napping, a modeling laptop and enough money to eat outside everyday
>>25894940 Judging by how long it took you obviously went and started looking for some classics to post about thinking that we'd believe you when. It's not just that, if you really were interested in reading classics you would have read The Great Gatsby in school already like I did.
Also, in b4 >"Hurr durrr!! Nobody ever lies on the internet"
Also, let's see if you can post a picture with all of those books that you didn't get off the Google image search.
>>25895113 >If you aren't intelligent enough to have fun for free or cheap then i pity you a great deal. Seeing how your idea of "fun for free or cheap" is lying in bed for half the day and then spending the rest shitposting here, your idea of fun isn't particularly appealing.
Then again most of you tend to have pretty low standards. A pig is perfectly fine in a sty with a pool of mud in the shade to cool down in and table scraps to eat, but it's not like a human being would be very satisfied with an existence like that.
>>25895179 >Some guy asks the cuck to post what books he's been reading >Spend almost 20 minutes checking up books that would make him look smart and sophisticated >Other people can see this and ask for simple proof of actually having read all these books >Responds with "Reading books is just as pointless as watching anime"
>>25895189 I suppose after taxes the wild wagekeck doesn't have enough money left for a pencil or two and some papper. Go steal some coal then some artists started that way, they had time tho and yours is running out
>>25895202 >People keep bragging about how they have all the time in the world >Chose to waste it all sleeping half the day and the rest playing video games, shitposting here and fapping >Somehow "butthurt" for laughing at this
>>25895236 >>25895255 >Brag about having all the time in the world for doing interesting shit >Still chose to waste it all >This butthurt when people laugh at your for completely wasting all the time you claim to have Little cucky got his feelings hurt? Well too bad for you because I'm just laughing at you.
>>25895121 It is possible to read one book multiple times and enjoy it just as much as it's possible to finish one video game multiple times. The fact that you'd think I lied about the books I've recently read is quite telling, but the tale is about you, not I.
And no, I cannot post a picture because I don't have a means of taking it. Try and wrap your head around that one!
>>25895384 >Thinking I never made anything of myself and are working an unskilled job instead of spending my days writing code in an air conditioned office >Essentially thinking I'm you plus one of those shitty dead end jobs you'd have to settle with if you tried to support yourself
>>25895402 >All this damage control >"And no, I cannot post a picture because I don't have a means of taking it. Try and wrap your head around that one!" So you're basically just confirming that you're lying and never actually read any of the books you claim to have read...
Oh well... Another day, another cuck lying out of his ass to appear that he isn't as big of a waste of oxygen as he actually is.
>>25895225 The Great Gatsby and The Last of the Moheecans are both required reading for schoolkids. Coma and The Heirloom are just normal books anyone can read. The 48 Laws is almost a meme book by this point.
If you honestly think that having read any of these makes one look "smart and sophisticated" then I have some very bad news for you, friendo - you are, I'm sorry to say, a simpleton.
>>25895517 Daddy doesn't mind, he makes tons of money for me. I forgot to tell you in my apartment. >doing the same I do Not at all tho. I'm learning to code because I want to and to work on my projects. You are just one of those slaves who learns to read and thinks he is hot shit when he is moved from the fields to taking care of the horses
>>25895552 I read The Great Gatsby for english class and haven't even heard of all the other books because except The Last of the Moheecans because I don't live in murrica, let alone an English speaking country.
>>25895595 I do projects too with the skills I got going to university and being paid to do so (I sort of live in a country where university tuition is free and you get paid benefits to go to university). Not only do I work on projects as part of my job, I also code and do hobby projects on my spare time as well.
The fact that you keep repeating that "If you get paid to do something you're a slave" meme sure tells quite a lot about your mindset is.
>>25895444 I have absolutely no use for a smart phone, or even a flip phone (which I don't have either), or even a traditional land line phone (which I suppose I do have; comes in handy when I want to order a pizza every 2 months or so). I know it's hard for wagecvcks like you to comprehend, so take your time processing this post.
>>25895470 >people who read books aren't a waste of oxygen What a ridiculous proposition. Also, see >>25895552
>>25895618 For these people anything that gets you a wage or involves doing something for other people for money, goods or services is apparently "slavery". In their mind the only escape from "slavery" is to live off welfare or parents.
>>25895595 >Daddy doesn't mind, he makes tons of money for me. I forgot to tell you in my apartment. So often do we have threads with cucks like you being on the verge or having just been thrown out of their parents' basements? Because it's usually at least two a week.
Don't count on your dad being fine with you being a retarded waste of money that needs tutoring to learn anything forever. There's plenty of cases of you cucks thinking the leeching will never end before having it end abruptly.
>>25895618 If you get the jew tokens by adhering to a mandatory schedule and taking orders, they have been acquired through wageslavery. (Even if it took a relatively large amount of them to convince you to trade away your irreplaceable life and time.)
>>25895706 I live in a free u university country too. I even couldd get paid if I wanted since its a possibility for peoe you get than 25. I just don't feel like it. I can learn faster and comfyer with my personal professor, he even told me he could give me a job in the company he works for after a year of classes, of course I'm going to say no. Im also learning to draw with a college professor that comes here and to 3d model and play the piano on my own. I'm sorry buta slave is the only way I can see you you would call yourself a slave too if you understood the freedom my life provides me with
>>25895850 It's not an excuse, it's an explanation offered in good faith by a superior being (in this role yours truly) to an inferior being (in this role you) so that you can understand just how ludicrous what you're alleging is.
But it would appear that years of wageslavery have completely deprived you of both self-awareness and the ability to think critically so it's all pearls before swine. Oh, well. Another day, another mad wagecvck.
>>25895822 The apartment is in my name, I literally own it. He can't throw me out even if he wanted to. He is also in the process of donating a shit ton of money to me to hide it from my mom in the divorce. I could easily steal it but I won't since if will be my money anyways in some years
>>25895799 >Country that isn't officially english speaking >Automatically third world Murrican education at work folks! This one seems to think that all non-english speaking countries, including ones like Germany, the Scandinavian countries, Finland, France, Belgium, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Japan, Taiwan, The United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, etc, are all third would countries.
>>25895989 She is very poor tho because of her life deductions. She doesn't have the pick I do and is stuck trying to start a career at 50. I'm grateful for the things she did for me and I forgave the mistakes. I'm cautious about her tho, I know she would sell me out for money
>>25895929 >Ask for easy to produce picture evidence of something >Is unable to produce this and insists that not having any kind of camera means they're better people than the ones asking for evidence of their claim Yes, keep trying to do damage control because it's fucking hilarious. There's several different kinds of cameras and camera equipped devices you could own, you still keep insisting that because you don't have a phone with a camera when more or less all phones made in the last decade, smart or not, have a built-in camera.
>The apartment is in my name, I literally own it. Maybe, but there is such a thing as running costs like building maintenance fees, water, gas and power bills, etc. that he obviously pays for and if he stops paying them, you'll ether have to get a job to pay them or the collection agency your utility company will sick on you have your apartment sold from under you to get their money.
>>25896085 Do you have any idea how hard it is to kick someone from his home? Oh sorry I didn't realize you are American. It would take at least ten years for them to do so legally and I could get free electricity and cable. But I won't have to since I'm getting tons of money when my dad dies and he is not stopping the money flow. My dad actually appreciate s me because I'm nice and respectful and I try hard at what I do
>>25888904 >long time neet who finally found work >thought I was going to hate it >it's actually been pretty good so far >co-workers are really nice, been invited out this Friday >now have a routine and sleep normal hours >earning money and saving a little, feels good to be independent >the week flies by and still have the weekend to do as I please
Have fun waking up depressed at 2pm and shitposting on 4chan neetfriend.
>>25888904 paramedic here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh its a lot of work damnit. i dont wanna work in that shit you are like the slave of the nurse so fuck it the only good thing of that is that you know about biology anatomy and shit. and of course the whores. alot of whores. i dont wanna work that shit im gonna work in some lazy shit. thats why i wanna study nursery next year f4m ...
>>25896168 >Get called out for lying and being unable to provide evidence >Hurr durr... Being unable to provide this evidence because I don't have a camera of any shape or form means I'm a better person than you are Oh yes, keep up the damage control, but you're not fooling us that you've actually read some books even if they're meme tier shit.
>>25896176 >My dad actually appreciate s me because I'm nice and respectful and I try hard at what I do >Thinks his dad actually appreciates his son lying around all day sleeping till noon, eating McDonalds tier fast food and shitposting on 4chan
Unpaid utility bills are something you can easily get evicted over in less than a year. The selling off of your apartment may be a bit more work, but you'll get evicted from your apartment well before it. Also, when you don't pay your utility bills like gas and electricity, they tend to cut them off.
>Go to work >Pass by coworker I see once a day and never talk to >Hear this shit as I'm walking away >"Guh, Anon geetin' on mah NARVES, I'm bout to GO." People just get mad as fuck at me when I leave them alone, fucking normies
>>25896313 >Ask for a very basic piece of evidence that isn't even conclusive >Still can't provide it >B-b-b-b-ut me not having a camera means I'm a better person than you are!!! Right, keep up the damage control and thinking that you're fooling anyone here.
Oy, wagecvck! You think it was *easy* upgrading from 600 NEETbux a month to 2050? I guarantee you it took more work than you've ever put in to your office push-papering. But now the work is done. I walk to the mailbox every month (almost forgot my boots last time, it was snowy!) and collect my stipend. What can you even say to that? How can any other life actually compare?
>>25896473 >Still doing this much damage control after it's more than clear that you can't post a picture because you haven't bought let alone read the meme tier books you claim to have read Just give up already cuck... Nobody believes your excuses for not having a camera of any form, be it a dedicated camera, smartphone, dumbphone, webcam or a polaroid camera and a scanner.
>>25896590 >REEEE!!! THEY CAN NEVER EVICT ME OR CUT ANY OF MY UTILITIES EVEN IF I DON'T PAY MY BILLS!!! Sorry to break it to you, but real world is not the cushy laa-laa land you imagine it to be. If you don't pay your utility bills they cut off your utilities and eventually pass on the bills to collection agencies who get their money out of you one way or another.
>>25896625 Even then, all we asked for was a picture, which you couldn't supply because you never bought let alone read any of these meme tier books you claim to have bought and read. You could have at least tried making the excuse that you borrowed them from the library and returned them already.
>>25896727 I have no need for excuses; I tell the truth and you can do with as you please.
Also, if I used the library excuse, you could ask for a photo of my library card and we'd be back to square one. I've read these books. I own physical copies of 3 of them and digital copies of 2. There's nothing special about my having read any of them and it's strange to claim otherwise. That's the truth. Accept it or reject it, it is what it is.
>>25896806 >"I don't have a camera of any shape or form because only wagecuks have them and not having one makes me a better person" >Not an excuse Keep up the damage control, but don't for one second believe that we'd think you've actually read any one of these meme tier books.
Your whole argument is basically one of: >It totally do have a pool of mud in my pig sty!! >I can't prove it, but not being able to prove it means that I'm a better pig than you humans!!!
>>25896840 >Lose argument >Tell other person to get out >Try to imply the assblasted one is the person you're trying to tell to go away Just face it cuck... When you don't pay your utility bills, they WILL cut your utilities and with an apartment, they will eventually evict you for not paying your building maintenance fees.
>>25896909 >Cucks lose the arguments and focus shifts to their failed attempts at convincing their cucking themselves isn't just wasting away their days fapping and eating McDonalds tier fast food >Means that normies in this thread are trying to draw attention away from them being normies
>>25896919 There was no argument. You were, and are still, insisting that your third world laws are the same as those of the more civilized country I live in. They aren't. End of story, there are no arguments to be made nor were there ever.
>>25897077 You are misrepresenting what I said while refusing to acknowledge the simple fact that your laws =/= our laws. It's time to stop. Imagine this is your job, I'm Mr. Shekelsburg, and you asked me to let you go home five minutes early without getting fired. Well, I said yes.
>>25897116 >Make claim about having read some meme tier books >Can't even provide the most basic evidence for said claim >Claim that being unable to provide this basic evidence means they're a better person than the ones asking for basic evidence >Now claim that people laughing at you are being "triggered"
Do I need to repeat the analogy about the pig claiming that he does have a pool of mud in the shade, but claiming that not being able to prove it makes him a better pig?
>>25897171 >Claim to be in country where utilities can't be cut off for non-payment >Refuses to say what country this is thinking this means he'll be right and that his utility company can never turn his utilities off if he stops paying his bills
>>25897263 But you're not free. Nothing is free, everything cost money. You can't fully understand a language without travelling to that country, you can't paint without supplies. You can't learn an instrument without an instructor (you can try but you'll learn atrocious habits). You don't do yoga. You don't read.
Please post some things you have accomplished because you had 24/7 free time. Some woodwork, or maybe you rebuilt a car.I'll check this thread every hour. Or even post a pic of your room that houses all your equipment for music production. I'm dying to see what you do all day.
>being so mentally handicapped that you can't hold a conversation with a normal person and the government gives you a few hundred a month out of pity is something to be proud of Am I missing something here?
I've been living on benefits since sep '14. First 10 months high tier, then eating savings, now ive applied for low tier 3 months ago and theyre starting to make jump through hoops :(. I guess it's fair, altho I rly hate it. Had about 15 odd jobs over the years, im 34, I've always hated all of them. The poor interactions with ppl I share nothing common with, the endless, mindnumbing hours of repetitive actions, makes one feel meaningless, worthless and depressed. At least it does me.. ive seen old ppl working 30 years doing the same job, happy as can be... always feel like they are the animals from the zoo, after so long, the dont even wanna leave their cage. But thats just out of ignorance. How many rich ppl do you think work shit tier jobs all their life? Maybe 1 or 2 out of a damn million! Half-heartedly contemplating trying my luck on the deep web for a suicide gun purchase, super cheap ofc. But then life is way too amazing. Idk. Play the lottery every week for years. Never won a dime. At least I have my health right? I should be thankfull. These past months have been the most awesome time of my life. So glad I got to live that.
>>25898554 What I'm realistically "limited" to at the moment gives me way more options than I'd even care to explore. There is literally nothing that I actually want to do but cannot because of some limits. Not a thing.
Also, I don't watch Netflix. >paying for movies in 2016 And I don't jerk off often enough to have a "bruised dick." You must still be a teenager if you do that lmao.
My life is exactly what I want it to be. If I knew a spell that would allow me to be in the exact situation I'm in right now forever, I would use it without a second thought.
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