>you're expected to lick this

>>25885175
Why not? Its literally just a shriveled ballsack

>>25885226
Do you lick many shriveled ballsacks?

>>25885175
I'd lick them all in a heartbeat. Anyone who wouldn't is gay

>>25885226
Fact. Which would make them all run in fear of their faggotry.

>>25885241
Do you expect women to lick your ballsack?

>>25885175
u just gotta lick the clit dude it's at the top

>>25885175
My wife has a
7/10 face
7/10 body
6/10 boobs
6/10 ass
9/10 hair
10/10 pussy, top tier GOAT

I used to lick her pussy all the time but then I realized its beta so I hardly do it anymore. Still though 10/10 pusssy and she taste 10/10.

>>25885278
Are there really people on /r9k/ who are married? I don't believe you at all.

>>25885175
i feel sorry for 3d lover. 2d is where is at.

>>25885303
Yeah I post mostly on fit and pol but sometimes here since I am an INTP. Why's that those hard to believe?

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Well, the inside at least. I don't think they get much pleasure from stimulation of the labia majora, but I'm a wizard that only masturbates to 2D so what do I know?

>>25885226
damn that's really accurate

>>25885254
no, how would anybody derive pleasure from that, there are fuck all nerve endings in the scrotum and entirely too many in the testicles to make it comfortable or arousing in any way

>>25885353
Really? Maybe that's personal. Every guy I know complains that girls dont pay enough attention to the balls when blowing them.

>>25885175
it's just a test to see how stupid and beta the guy is

>>25885353
A girl putting her entire ballsack in your mouth is great anon.

>>25885376
Yeah. Obviously the other anon's never had his balls in a girls mouth. It feels heavenly.

>>25885376
>>25886612
>letting a girl put your FAMILY JEWELS in her mouth which have TEETH that can bite down with GREAT FORCE

You must really trust your women.

Protip: you can't trust women, don't put your fucking nuts in their mouths

A vagina just doesn't look aesthetically pleasing to even want to lick it.

>>25885175
I like roasties so I'd love to lick all of them

>>25885175

Vaginas are disgusting and I'm not gay.

What the fuck do I do?

Should I just give up?

>>25886994

you dont have to look at it while you fuck it faggot

Maybe you've never seen/touched one irl but I promise they're better when there's context