I've decided to destroy all of humanity. Nothing personal, robots, it just has to be done... but I don't know how.
If one single person lives, then I have failed my life's dream.
So how would you do it? How would you kill/doom Every Last Human?
>engineer some sort of supervirus that is transmitted sexually with a 99.99% mortality rate
>fish for Stacies using Chad's pics
>blowdart them with the virus and run
>normals quickly die out
>robots have the world to ourselves for a few decades before dying out as well and thanks to our lack of procreation the human race dies with us
Join ISIS and secure funding. Gain power and cause turmoil in the Middle East. Use this power to stage shadow attacks on the West, including the US. Eventually get all Islamic militants united under you, branch into Africa. Get all the warlords and shit to swear allegiance. Build child armies.
Move north into Eastern Europe. Conflict zones and communism aplenty. Strike a deal with China and NK, start taking over Asia. Once you have most of Eurasia, wipe out Britain with nukes and then take over the rest of Europe. Your agents in South America and Canada should be ready to move at this point and immediately take over everywhere but the US. Surrounded by the entire world, they will either surrender or try and fight. If they fight, you must decimate the country. Total fucking wasteland.
At this point, your world government could succeed but it won't. You will have different sectors of the army from different countries go in an wipe out the populations of other countries. do this until only the essential countries remain. Then stage a coup, killing the large group "traitors." Find "evidence" and have your main army wipe out half of the developed nations.
Make Germany your capital, move your real deal army in there. Send out mop up squads to kill surviving civvies in other countries while waging war against the remaining nations. Once no one is alive outside of germany spend a couple years searching and mopping up, obviously destroying any food supplies found in the rest of the world and things like that. Then stage another coup, decimating half your army.
Call everyone back, put civilians into camps. Wipe them out so only your loyal soldiers are left.
Call each soldier in 1 by 1 to reward them. Silently execute them. Do this until none remain. Kill yourself. Problem solved.
>get a hose, attatch it to your sink
>put the end of the hose inside a big pot
>turn water on and leave it running
>put the pot on a cooker and turn the fire up full blast
>eventually all the earth's water will evaporate into the ether
>everybody dies of thirst
thank me later op
>implying you can kill me
Bitch, im the final boss.